Some people are Ryan Gosling or Jennifer Lawrence . They exude sex appeal and personality and are crushed on universally by men and women alike. And some people, well, they just aren’t. Try as they may, they cannot get a date to save their lives. We’ve determined the reason why that may be: They’re using terrible, horrible, no good, really bad pick-up lines. Like, the worst pick-up lines EVER. (No, really. These are bad.) 27 Worst Pick-up Lines Ever 1. Boyfriend Material While this is a terribly cheesy pick-up line, if Ryan Gosling said it, panties would drop instantly. We scoured the Internet to dig up the best of the worst pick-up lines to save you the mortal embarrassment of uttering one of them the next time you’re trying to pick up a hottie. You’re welcome. Of course, bad pick-up lines aren’t solely limited to in-person encounters. Oh no. Some people go the texting route and end up with some embarrassing sexting fails … 29 Sexts That Were Just Not Sexy 1. Cheese and Wine Candles, wine, and an assortment of cheeses all sound like the makings of a great night. So why does this sound so very unsexy?
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is not a competition. It is a way to bring attention to, and raise funds for, a debilitating disease with no known cure. But if this were a competition… Ben Affleck may have just won it. The Oscar-winning actor appears below to accept Tyler Perry’s challenge, saying he’s set to get doused; that he’ll also make a donation to the cause; and that he tasks four people who “look great in a wet t-shirt” to take on the Challenge: Matt Damon Neil Patrick Harris Jimmy Kimmel The woman alongside Affleck holding the bucket Yup, that’s wife Jennifer Garner, who Affleck proceeds to grab and toss into the pool after the wet deed is done. Cutest of all? The laughter of the couple’s child in the background as he watches his parents get soaked: Ben Affleck Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge We love it! We also love that everyone from Justin Bieber to Taylor Swift to Stephen Amell to Bill Gates have taken on the Ice Bucket Challenge. It has raised MILLIONS for ALS research. Well done, everyone. Celebrities Accept ALS Ice Bucket Challenge 1. Justin Bieber Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge Ice Bucket Challenge, accepted! Watch Justin Bieber douse himself for a good cause.
Pretty Woman? More like Totally Terrifying Woman! In the following video, a dog is shown a picture of Julia Roberts in a magazine… only to run away in sheer terror. Is it a fluke? A coincidence? A deep-seated fear of America’s Sweetheart? You tell us as you watch what happens when the canine’s owner shows him a photo of Roberts for a second time: Dog Gets Freaked Out by Julia Roberts YIKES! Come on, dog. August: Osage County wasn’t that bad. Then again, Roberts can be kind of frightening: This may be the funniest video we’ve seen since this dog ran in his sleep and then crashed into a wall. Seriously. Man’s Best Friend can often times be Man’s Most Confusing friend. But we love them anyway! 21 Giant Dogs Who Think They Are Small Dogs 1. Hugs Not Drugs Big dogs need love too.
Ben Affleck is set to star in Gone Girl and also as Batman in the 2016 Man of Steel sequel. But the actor’s hectic professional life may be nothing compared to his busy personal life… because wife Jennfer Garner is pregnant with the couple’s fourth child! If you believe this week’s issue of OK! Weekly for some reason. The cover of this supermarket rag screams about a SHOCKER and claims JEN’S PREGNANT, although the fine print reads that Jen and Ben are getting “ready for baby No. 4.” It also alleges Affleck and Garner have been in counseling, which might have something to do with Affleck’s gambling addiction . Again, only if you actually buy what the magazine is selling. The couple, one of our favorites in Hollywood, is already parents to Violet Anne Affleck (born December 1, 2005); Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck (born January 6, 2009); and Samuel Garner Affleck (born February 27, 2012). We don’t think they’ll be adding to this brood again any time soon. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: Through the Years 1. Bennifer Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple.
According to a new report, the problems for Rob Kardashian run far deeper than a few packed-on pounds and a feeling of being ostracized from his family. A close friend of the reality star tells In Touch Weekly that is using Norco and Percocet, as well as the anti-anxiety drug Xanax. Moreover, in the weeks leading up to Kim Kardashian marrying Kanye West in Florence, Rob was doing some seriously “heavy drugs.” “He’d just lie around his place smoking weed, doing drugs, watching movies and eating. He said he ‘needed’ the pills,” the tabloid writes. Rob, of course, left Italy prior to his sister exchanging vows with the rapper and he’s since mostly gone into hiding. Kris Jenner admitted during a recent Today Show interview that her son is “working on himself,” while Khloe Kardashian said on Instgaram this week that she misses her “best friend.” Rob himself is yet to speak publicly since bolting Florence, however, with this pal claiming the star is hooked on Sizzurp, a mixture of prescription-strength cough syrup, Sprite and a Jolly Rancher candy. 27 Handsome Photos of Rob Kardashian 1. Rob Kardashian Instagram Photo Rob Kardashian posted this photo to Instagram. Rumors surfaced in late 2012 that the reality star has undergone Botox treatment. “The reason he left Kim’s wedding wasn’t just that he was embarrassed to pose in photos,” the insider tells the magazine. “He only knows how to party to excess. He is so depressed and needs help.” Let’s all hope he soon gets it in that case.
Brittny Gastineau sure has a nasty black eye from someone or something. The longtime best pal of Kim Kardashian was out and about last night, showing up at not one but two paparazzi hot spots looking to show it off. Bizarre, unless you’re trying to get publicity. Then mission accomplished! Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Brittny Gastineau showed up at Craig’s restaurant in West Hollywood Tuesday. She went there with her mom, who told photographers cryptically: “You know … Angels, when they hit earth, it hurts a lot.” They did not elaborate, but Brittny, who hooked up with David Blaine at Kim’s wedding, also went to Mr. Chow – another place to be seen – just hours earlier. Bottom line: No one eats two dinners. Especially Brittny Gastineau, unless you’re talking about per week. She just wants to make sure she’s photographed. But why? Perhaps the truth will be revealed. Or not. Stay tuned. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Pics 1. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Pic Brittney Gastineau shows off a big black eye without elaboration, yet making sure everyone stops to look at it by hitting up a Hollywood hot spot.
Ben Affleck was banned from a Vegas casino last month, and rather than taking the incident as a sign that he should change his ways, Ben has reportedly begun gambling more than, and it seems his addiction may soon cost him his marriage. Affleck is filming Batman vs. Superman in Michigan at the moment and sources say the Oscar winner has been spending the vast majority of his free time in the casinos of nearby Windsor, Ontario. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: Fighting Over His Gambling? One Windsor resident tells Star magazine that Ben’s gambling is so problematic that he’s unwelcome at most betting tables: “Ben walked in and went straight to the card games. He sat down and played for about 20 minutes before security heard he was there. They made the dealers stop what they were doing and asked him to leave. Ben seemed pretty mad.” Insiders close to his family say it’s not just casino workers who are fed up with Ben: According to Star , Jennifer Garner had originally planned to join Ben in Michigan for the summer, but had a change of heart upon receiving news of his most recent relapse. “Jen canceled her trip,” says a source. “She doesn’t want to be Ben’s enabler or babysitter. She was absolutely mortified about the Las Vegas incident, and everything has really gone downhill since then.” Here’s hoping Ben gets his act together ASAP. No one wants to see a Batman who had to pawn his utility belt.
The marriage between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin is not the only one in Hollywood to come to an end this week. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald have announced they are separating after two years of marriage. Said a rep for the actress via statement: “After much consideration, Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald are ending their marriage. They have been living separately for the past six months due to work obligations.” Reed is best known for her role in The Twilight Saga, while McDonald was a finalist on American Idol Season 10. “They will continue to share their love of music, and are still working on their debut album, I’m Not Falling, releasing in 2014,” continued the statement. “They remain best friends and look forward to their continued journey together.” Reed and McDonald were married in October 2011. We send each side our best wishes. 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
The marriage between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin is not the only one in Hollywood to come to an end this week. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald have announced they are separating after two years of marriage. Said a rep for the actress via statement: “After much consideration, Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald are ending their marriage. They have been living separately for the past six months due to work obligations.” Reed is best known for her role in The Twilight Saga, while McDonald was a finalist on American Idol Season 10. “They will continue to share their love of music, and are still working on their debut album, I’m Not Falling, releasing in 2014,” continued the statement. “They remain best friends and look forward to their continued journey together.” Reed and McDonald were married in October 2011. We send each side our best wishes. 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen are engaged! The former Full House child star is engaged to marry her boyfriend of nearly two years, reports confirm. Sarkozy, 44, is the half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy. A banker, he first stepped out with the fashionista, 27, back in early 2012. Since then, they’ve been a frequent presence at basketball games and elsewhere in New York City, where they live together in a $6.25 million townhouse. This will be Mary-Kate Olsen’s first marriage and Sarkozy’s second. He and his first wife Charlotte Bernard had two kids, Julien, 12, and Margo, 10. That’s not an issue for her, though. On the contrary, in fact. “Mary-Kate has made him a better father. She remembers all the kids’ special events,” a source said of Olivier’s wife-to-be. “She thinks he’s a great dad.” Her loved ones have a pretty high opinion of him, too. “Mary-Kate’s family thinks Olivier is the best thing to happen to her,” an insider says of sisters Ashley and Elizabeth, plus their parents. “They love him.” Her twin sister, Ashley, is also dating an older man. Following her split from David Schulte, the other Olsen twin has been spending time with Moneyball film director Bennett Miller, who is 20 years her senior. Congratulations to the soon-to-be newlyweds! 14 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. 2. Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum say they put their relationship before all else. If you can get over your jealous that she had Channing’s baby, ladies, you have to love them together. 3. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of our favorite celebrity couples, even if we don’t hear a lot about them. In fact, that’s a big reason why. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Politics aside, Barack and Michelle Obama are terrific role models for youth when it comes to relationships, parenting, and family. 5. Beyonce and Jay Z One of the most powerful celebrity couples of all time, Beyonce and Jay Z also seem like one of the most genuine when it comes to their mutual respect and affection. 6. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard If you could be friends with and hang out socially with one celebrity couple, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard would be a very popular pick. 7. David and Victoria Beckham Four kids later … David and Victoria Beckham still look like and do this. Who says marriage takes the spice out of a relationship? 8. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have made a great couple for as long as we can remember. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are as stable and normal a celebrity couple as they come. 10. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, this is a country couple almost too good to be true. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are also subject to the same kind of tabloid scrutiny, but show no signs of cracking. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were an item long before he came out, and have kids together. Both nice guys … and probably hilarious to spend time with. 12. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very much in love. And very, very good looking human beings. 13. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Yes, they met on The Bachelor and yes, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are epically cheesy … but they own it, and are as true to one another and to their values as any celebrity pair we’ve ever seen. 14. Willie and Korie Robertson Duck Dynasty’s Willie and Korie Robertson work together in business, at their marriage and in life, raising five wonderful children (two adopted) and still managing to stay as in love as ever. 15. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married! Congratulations to the happy couple!
