Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks pretty good for an old as fuck demon mother in a bikini…..I guess it’s a testament of being a skinny vapid cunt…that probably has herpes since she’s been in the game for a long time, she’s dated a lot of dudes in the game who are dirtbags and someone….very close insider…told me that Jennifer Lawrence got Herpes from Chris Martin so….connect the fucking dots…this isn’t PeeWee’s playhouse….but we’ve got it all figured out… You can’t get herpes from looking at pics of old ladies who likely have herpes…but sometimes when I wish you could go blind…because old ladies in bikinis depress me….even when they don’t look that bad…they are bad….maybe she’s better in person…who cares… The post Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence was drunk at a strip club….and a disaster – because she’s been a disaster…clumsy, drunk, an ego, who thinks she’s so fucking talented thanks to society buying into her quirky bullshit… I don’t like that she’s been decided as the “starlet used to keep budgets high as hell”…. She’s not that hot, her tits are redeeming, but she’s dull, even when drunk on stage at a strip club, it’s really just her trying to get attention, all eyes on her, like a typical egotistical asshole. She’s also not that good in movies, she’s always the same…but the industry decided shes’ the one to use to keep bugets high so they get paid…no rhyme or reason but it happened… The post Jennifer Lawrence Quirky Drunk at a Strip Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Famed director Darren Aronofsky has remained hush about his upcoming project Mother!, but we do know that it stars none other than the tease of the century, Jennifer Lawrence!… read more
Famed director Darren Aronofsky has remained hush about his upcoming project Mother!, but we do know that it stars none other than the tease of the century, Jennifer Lawrence!… read more
Very important Jennifer Lawrence was probably paid millions and millions of dollars by Dior to star in their commercial…. A commercial that has been on their YOUTUBE for about a week and that has 13,000 views… People who vlog about buying a T-Shirt at Walmart, a black size medium T-Shirt….shot on their iPhone 4….have more views that this shit..and it’s Tagged Jennifer Lawrence..an overrated actress, who isn’t that hot, has great tits, but who is a tool in the Hollywood equation to keep budgets high…She’s awkward and annoying and for some reason cosmetic companies have huge budgets to throw at some Hollywood shit, because they are all fame whores….and feel it’s status….but I doubt anyone would buy cosmetics because Jennifer Lawrence said so….but whatever…it happened and I’m just using this post as an excuse to post this pic of her or her body double naked and mid-fuck in a movie called Passnger…. Here are those very important Cosmetic pics… The post Jennifer Lawrence Getting Paid Like the Hooker She is of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You’re fired. It was Donald Trump’s catchphrase during his tenure as host of NBC’s The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. It’s a phrase no one wants to hear, filled as it is with the dread of an irate authority figure and terminated employment, and yet it helped endear Trump to an American public that had all but forgotten about him when his first reality series premiered in 2004. Now, millions are aching to repeat those words back to the unlikely 45th President of the United States. From the time of his stunning election, there’s been talk of the possibility that Trump might not last a full term in office . In the wake of news that his administration may have been colluding with Russia for much of the past year and the resignation of top national security adviser General Michael Flynn, it seems more likely than ever that Trump will face a full investigation sometime in the near future. Bad news for America, but potentially good news for gamblers who are bored with playing the ponies and betting on point spreads. As they do with pretty much everything else, from the length of the national anthem at the Super Bowl to the likelihood that Jennifer Lawrence will fall down at an awards show, oddsmakers are calculating the chances of a Trump impeachment. And these days they’re liking the president’s chances of getting the boot. The odds of a Trump impeachment in 2017 are currently sitting at 4/1. If he makes it through his first year in the White House, however, it seems the likelihood that Trump will last a full four years will jump considerably. The odds of a Trump’s impeachment in 2018 are currently at 9/1. In 2019, they’re 16/1 in 2019 and they’re at a whopping 20/1 in the year 2020. So if you have an inkling that Trump will get tossed three years from now, you may want to put some dollars down on it. Not surprisingly, oddsmakers are deeming it less likely that the president will voluntarily step down. The “no” prop bet on Trump resigning is currently at 4/11. The “yes” is a 15/8. Of course, anyone familiar with Trump’s ego knows that all the sh-t would have to hit all the fans simultaneously for Trump to admit defeat and surrender the White House. But hey, these are exciting times in the worst possible way, and anything is possible! So get your bets in now, before we’re all wagering in rubles! Wish us luck, rest of the world! View Slideshow: Donald Trump Becomes President: Celebrities React!
