According to my very important and accurate Facebook Trending News that made TRUMP win the election – Jennifer Lopez kissed Marc Anthony on stage at some hispanic award show that was honoring him for surviving despite being a premature looking, skeletor motherfucker….because apparently kissing your ex husband, when you’re hispanic and kiss everything due to your passionate latin nature, is newsworthy to white people….who care about this bullshit, or the hope of re-kindling love of your favorite famous couples who don’t matter, but are very rich and leaders or icon to hispanic world… But I’m more into her slutty crotch shot for Harper’s Bazaar which despite being old, she’s had a fat ass forever, so unlike most chicks fattening up as they get older, we’re already used to this….it’s shameless, it’s silly, it makes her money while doing very little, so whatever – it happened…. All this to say I hate Jennifer Lopez…. The post Jennifer Lopez Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The selfie is out. The belfie is in. At least for the purposes of the following photo gallery. From Kim Kardashian to Lady Gaga to Lea Michele, click around below and check out the most bootylicious butt selfies in recent memory… 1. Jennifer Lopez Lopez was 47 years old when she posed for this photo. We can’t wait to see her at 57! 2. Lea Michele Lea Michele appeared to challenge Jennifer Lopez by sharing this photo just days after J. Lo shared the one above. 3. Lady Gaga Lady Gaga bared her butt for her “Do What U Want” album cover. Not too shabby! 4. Kim Kardashian Come on. As if we could do a belfie gallery without including Kim Kardashian. 5. Sofia Vergara Sofia Vegara is giving us a nice glimpse here at one of the reasons why she’s famous. 6. Serena Williams Serena comes up ACES with this look at her rear end. View Slideshow
Kevin Gates Sentenced To 6 Months In Jail For Kicking Fan You may recall a little incident last year where rapper Kevin Gates kicked a young woman attending one of his shows in the chest after she dared to touch his leg during his performance in Lakeland, FL — and it was all caught on camera . Kevin’s legal battle over the incident has been going strong since August 2015. He even tried to use the Florida “Stand Your Ground” law to claim that he was just defending himself from being pulled offstage by Miranda Dixon, whom his defense painted as an overzealous and aggressive fan. However the jury, comprised by six white women, found Gates guilty of misdemeanor battery. What’s interesting is…the judge actually tripled the 60-day sentence requested by the state — opting instead to 180 days with credit for any time served, as well as fines and court costs. CORRECTION: Prosecution asked for 60 days in prison, so the judge actually sentenced @iamkevingates to TRIPLE that amount. @FOX13News https://t.co/omhADqSOzw — Lucas Bogg (@LucasBoggPhotog) October 27, 2016 YIKES. Looks like it’ll be a minute before we see Kevin again… Twitter/Instagram
Sources Say Beyonce Has Never Really Liked Kim Kardashian Welp, no North & Blue play dates here ! After Kanye went in on Jay Z for not coming and checking on the fam after his wife’s dramatic robbery experience and for never ONCE bringing Blue by the house to kick it with North. Well, sources are saying that Jay has little to do with why the kids don’t play together — or even why he’s slowly backing off of his relationship with Kanye altogether. According to Page Six , all of this “stems right back to Beyoncé’s dislike of [West’s wife] Kim [Kardashian] and that’s why Blue and North have never had a play date.” A source shared that even though Bey did her best to give a friendship with Kimmy a shot…she simply doesn’t see it for her and has decided to keep a little distance: “Beyoncé has never genuinely liked Kim. She’s mostly tolerated her because of their husbands’ friendship and [their] mutual friends, like Jennifer Lopez. She is always a little icy to Kim. The last time they hung out, the minute Beyoncé could leave the conversation, she did. They always have lots of awkward pauses when they speak.” Well, what would they really have to talk about? But damn, no need to be icy Bey! Apparently, Beyonce’s blatant disdain for Kimmy is also what prompted the Carters to skip the West wedding back in 2014. “[Beyoncé’s] behavior during the wedding proved she isn’t Kim’s biggest fan,” our source explained. Beyoncé and Jay Z were invited, and their names were engraved in the marble table for the wedding dinner, but they didn’t show up.” Cold world. But we guess there’s no use in pretending and being a fake-azz friend to someone you really aren’t feeling…right? And honestly…who is REALLY surprised to hear this? Instagram/Splash/WENN/Getty/AKM-GSI
Noses are such little things, really, but tiny nips and tucks can make huge differences! For some, a nose job can be a door opener. For others, a nose job can be a total mess – even a career ender. Sometimes, it's obvious which is which. Other times, it's a thin line, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say, right? In any case, here are 19 celebrity nose jobs you won't believe! 1. Michael Jackson Michael Jackson’s nose job is the most dramatic on the list. He might have blamed his skin lightening on a genetic condition, but there’s no denying his nose came from a knife. 2. Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson’s nose job was quite dramatic! It changed the entire look of her face! Wonder how her nose job affected her voice? 3. Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston had a nose job to shed her father’s schnoz. It happened early enough in her career that her new nose is the only nose we know. 4. Blake Lively Blake Lively has never confirmed or denied that she went over the knife, but let’s just say Gossip Girl would’ve had a field day on her blog with before-and-after photos like this. 5. Tom Cruise Tom Cruise had a nose job early on in his career. Oddly enough he waited until he was in his 40s for braces. Rumor has it Katie Holmes also had a nose job so maybe that’s what Suri will get for her Sweet Sixteen. 6. Heidi Montag Heidi Montag is another reality star who can’t hide her love of plastic surgery. Montag once underwent 10 procedures in one day, ruining everything people liked about her. View Slideshow
Casper Smart Spends Jennifer Lopez’ Money On Reconciliation Gifts Casper Smart isn’t facing facts with this breakup from long-time girlfriend and rich mature banger Jennifer Lopez . His solution? Shower her with gifts to win her back. Only issue — he’s spending HER cash on the make-up presents… Via Life & Style Mag: Life & Style has exclusively learned that Casper Smart recently tried to score points by sending Jennifer Lopez two dozen pink roses — but didn’t pay for them himself! “So he called up Jennifer’s favorite florist and placed a custom order for $525,” the insider says. “Several hours later, J. Lo’s manager called Casper and yelled at him because he had charged the flowers to J. Lo’s personal account,” the source explains. Yikes! Here’s a question: If Jenny’s really done with her private dancer Casper…WHY is she still allowing him access to her accounts? She may want to shut that down ASAP. WENN/Splash/AKM-GSI
Tom Hanks is a multiple-time Oscar winner who is beloved for such roles as Forrest Gump and that dude in Castaway. Ellen DeGeneres is an Emmy-winning talk show host who has emceed awards shows and judged American Idol. But to most kids around the world, Hanks is simply known as Woody from the Toy Story franchise, while Ellen is known as Dory from Finding Nemo and Finding Dory. Yup, both of these stars are members of the Pixar family. So when Hanks stopped by Ellen on Friday afternoon, he had no choice but to challenge the comedian to what we think is the first-ever Pixar-Off. At least we think this was the first-ever Pixar-Off. Feel free to tell us we're wrong. Who came out on top?!? It wasn't really that sort of competition. Instead, Hanks had audience members close their eyes and pretend they were in a room with Woody and Dory. Yes, that means you, woman in the audience! Close your eyes! What would their exchange be like? Woody would be all worked up and Dory would be very forgetful. Hanks, who is working on Toy Story 4, also talked about the stresses of voice acting, such as the constant clenching of one's diaphragm. It's not exactly fun to say the same words and phrases over and over, either. No, these aren't the biggest complaints on the planet. But the following exchange does provide some insight into the whole voiceover universe. Earlier in the week, Ellen cracked us up when she visited a mall with Britney Spears… … and moved us to tears when she helped bring Katy Perry together with an Orlando nightclub shooting survivor: We adore Ellen. She's the best. Check out her latest celebrity back and forth below:
There are certain ways to win back the woman you love. Sending a bouquet of flowers with a bill attached is not one of them. Apparently this is what Casper Smart did after his relationship with Jennifer Lopez ended . According to Life & Style , Smart dialed up Lopez’s favorite Los Angeles-area florist “and placed a custom order for $525 ” for two dozen pink roses. At first, you want to give the guy a break and assume he accidentally charged on the wrong account. It turns out, however, that Smart had meant to bill his ex, because “several hours later, J. Lo’s manager called Casper and yelled at him because he had charged the flowers to J. Lo’s personal account.” Lopez, 47, and her 29-year-old boyfriend split up in late August, a source told People Magazine. They had been dating on and off for five years. “Jennifer and Casper have split,” the source said. “They have not been together for a few weeks.” Nothing big caused the break-up, save for the obvious age difference. “It wasn’t anything dramatic and they were on good terms – it just came to a natural end,” the source insisted. “They will remain friends and they see each other, but they are not together. It was very amiable.” Of course, this is too dull a story for the gossip rags, who immediately started digging for some dirt on the former couple. In Touch beat everyone to it, claiming that Smart would not move out of Lopez’s home, despite being cut off financially. The horror! “He was refusing to move out of Jennifer’s house and even threatened legal action if Jennifer attempts to have the locks changed,” a source claimed. “He won’t accept that the relationship is over.” Or his cash flow. “She cut off all of his credit cards and access to a bank account she’d established for him,” the source added. “She was very generous to Casper. Dating her has a lot of perks — private-jet travel, over-the-top vacations, attending only the best parties — so Jennifer questions whether he’s in love with her or her lifestyle.” 50/50? May 40/60…commercial air travel is a real bitch these days, so it’s always nice to have that PJ gassed up and ready to fly.
There are certain ways to win back the woman you love. Sending a bouquet of flowers with a bill attached is not one of them. Apparently this is what Casper Smart did after his relationship with Jennifer Lopez ended . According to Life & Style , Smart dialed up Lopez’s favorite Los Angeles-area florist “and placed a custom order for $525 ” for two dozen pink roses. At first, you want to give the guy a break and assume he accidentally charged on the wrong account. It turns out, however, that Smart had meant to bill his ex, because “several hours later, J. Lo’s manager called Casper and yelled at him because he had charged the flowers to J. Lo’s personal account.” Lopez, 47, and her 29-year-old boyfriend split up in late August, a source told People Magazine. They had been dating on and off for five years. “Jennifer and Casper have split,” the source said. “They have not been together for a few weeks.” Nothing big caused the break-up, save for the obvious age difference. “It wasn’t anything dramatic and they were on good terms – it just came to a natural end,” the source insisted. “They will remain friends and they see each other, but they are not together. It was very amiable.” Of course, this is too dull a story for the gossip rags, who immediately started digging for some dirt on the former couple. In Touch beat everyone to it, claiming that Smart would not move out of Lopez’s home, despite being cut off financially. The horror! “He was refusing to move out of Jennifer’s house and even threatened legal action if Jennifer attempts to have the locks changed,” a source claimed. “He won’t accept that the relationship is over.” Or his cash flow. “She cut off all of his credit cards and access to a bank account she’d established for him,” the source added. “She was very generous to Casper. Dating her has a lot of perks — private-jet travel, over-the-top vacations, attending only the best parties — so Jennifer questions whether he’s in love with her or her lifestyle.” 50/50? May 40/60…commercial air travel is a real bitch these days, so it’s always nice to have that PJ gassed up and ready to fly.
I guess J-Lo plays a dyke cop with big tits on TV, unless sh’s just another crazy rich girl who thinks she can be anything – and has taken upon herself to join the force to patrol the streets in effort to find something of actual substance in her vapid bullshit pop star pushing 50 existence…e Maybe this is actually some kind of J.Lo midlife crisis where she’s reverted back to Jenny from the Block and her childhood cop dreams…because sometimes when you have everything, you get weird and Nostalgic and turn into a Dyke…especially when your relationship to a 20 year old twink who is only with you cuz you’re J.Lo and he can supress his inner faggot until it runs its course and he cashes in…it’s better than being a rent boy on the street corner…plus this old bitch is busy, plenty of time to sneak dick in to AIDS up the place… I guess what I am saying is the great thing about J.Lo is her ability to slut…even when she is a bull Dyke…talent…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Tits in a Bra of of the Deay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
