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South Park’s Butters Tells Mr. & Mrs. Ben Affleck ‘Argo F-Yourself!’

South Park is either getting seriously meta, or bizarrely free-associative in its advanced age.  The beginning of Wednesday night’s new episode of the Comedy Central series saw the relentlessly cheerful and naively optimistic character Butters Stotch become a pint-sized rageaholic that is initially attributed to his Hawaiian roots, but later turns out to be about the charmed life of Ben Affleck . After arriving on the island of Kaua’i to engage in a rite of passage that, presumably, will cure him of the furies, Butters inexplicably vents about Affleck, wondering how after the mediocrity of Daredevil ,  the actor/director “can hit a home run that everyone loves,” a reference to Affleck’s critically well-received Argo . “You shouldn’t be able to be good looking, and be with Jennifer Lopez and be a good director,” Butters wails ” Argo is a good movie! It holds up! Ben Affleck has everything, Braaaaa!” (Affleck and Lopez were featured in a famous 2003 South Park episode called “Fat Butt and Pancake Head.” At one point, Butters summons up enough rage to sink a cruise ship with a golf ball. His battle cry: “Stupid Ben Affleck!” The cure for his vexation: Jennifer Garner . Butters cools his jets when someone points out that Affleck is no longer with JLo and is now married to Garner. “He’s just married to Jennifer Garner?  Oh my gosh, I feel so much better!” Butters says, setting up one of the most creative insults I’ve heard on South Park .  “Ben Affleck has a lot going for him,” Butters says as he walks off into the Hawaiian sunset with Kenny.   “Not everything, but a lot.” Maybe I’m reading too much into this plot point, but I wonder if creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are making a bigger point here, or whether they were just free-associating at such a high speed that things appear to mean more than they do. Regardless, there are some interesting coincidences that have me looking for a larger meaning.  For example: -Is there some kind of connection to be drawn between Butters’ ire and the fact that Garner’s latest movie is titled Butter ? -Are Parker and Stone somehow also having some fun with  Argo producer George Clooney?  One of the subplots of the South Park episode is about residents of Kaua’i claiming to be natives of Hawaii when they’re just longtime residents who got there before the more recent tourists, whom they despise.  Although Clooney’s name is not mentioned in the episode, I was reminded of the plot of Alexander Payne’s 2011 movie The Descendants , which starred the actor and got him an Best Actor Oscar nomination.  In the movie, Clooney plays a genuine Hawaii native who’s grappling with selling his family’s 25,000 acres of pristine Kaua’i land to a developer. -Am I spending too much time looking for meaning in South Park episodes? If anyone out there can make sense of this,  I’d love to read your interpretation in the comments section. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter . 

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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip: Wardrobe Malfunction Heats Up Bologna Concert!

Jennifer Lopez concerts are always eye-popping, titillating events … but the show she put on in Italy last Thursday took the experience to a new level. Performing in a sexy sequined suit before a sold-out Bologna, a tricky dance move caused the top of her outfit to shift near the chest, resulting in a nipple slip: Of course, this pro’s pro doesn’t duck for cover.  After a quick adjustment with the aid of her dancers, J. Lo went right on performing without missing a beat. No word if Casper Smart helped her “adjust” after the show. Click to enlarge the J. Lo photos above! [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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J-Lo Slips Bo-Bo on Stage in Bologna [PIC]

How’s that for a tongue twister? Speaking of, we wouldn’t mind introducing ours to the exposed areola of the over 40 but still fantastic Jennifer Lopez , who experienced a Janet Jackson -esque “wardrobe malfunction” while performing for a massive crowd at Bologna, Italy’s Unipol Arena last week. Apparently there is no word in Italian for “double-sided nipple tape”, a condition for which we should all be thankful. Choke your bologna with nude pics and clips of Jennifer Lopez right here at MrSkin.com!

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Prince Harry Named Man of the Year

Morrissey is beyond pissed right now. A non-naked Prince Harry has been named Tatler ‘s Man of the Year. Check out his handsome cover photo on the British society magazine’s November issue … The royal family can also take solace in the fact that magazine opted not to run the Prince Harry naked photos, even though nothing bars them from doing so. His cover photo was taken earlier this year. Harry, whose Vegas romp was displaced by Kate Middleton nude photos as the year’s most scandalous royal family event, is on the front lines in Afghanistan. It’s unclear if he is aware of this esteemed honor.

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Anti-Gay Group Protests Upcoming Jennifer Lopez-Produced Series

One Million Moms is at it again. The anti-gay organization, which has taken exception to Ellen DeGeneres and The New Normal in the past, is now setting its sights on The Fosters , an upcoming ABC Family series produced by Jennifer Lopez. The drama will center on a multi-ethnic family headed by a lesbian couple. One Million Moms – which has not actually seen the show, of course – is urging folks to write in their objections to the network and have released a statement on their website that reads: A premiere date has not been set, but One Million Moms wanted to sound the alarm about this new series. It will be airing on the network soon unless we do something about it. They are in the beginning stages. ABC Family reported the comedy-drama pilot, working with the title The Fosters, is about two women raising a “21st century,” multi-ethnic mix of foster and biological kids. While foster care and adoption is a wonderful thing and the Bible does teach us to help orphans, this program is attempting to redefine marriage and family by having two moms raise these children together. One Million Moms is not sure how the explanation will be given on how the biological children were conceived. None of this material is acceptable content for a family show. Hollywood is continuing to push an agenda that homosexuality is acceptable when scripture states clearly it is a sin. As Christians, the Bible also says that we must speak up against sin. If we remain silent then we are guilty of sin also. What do you think, THGers? Are you on board with this protest? Or might One Million Moms being overreacting by about one million percent?

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Where’s Skeletor Marc Anthony?? Casper “Cougar Cub” Smart Loves Playing Doting Daddy With Jennifer Lopez’s 4-Year-Old Twins

Coño cabron… Casper Smart Is Said To Love Spending Time With Jennifer Lopez’s Children Via USMagazine Jennifer Lopez isn’t the only one getting pampered by Casper Smart. The backup dancer-turned-choreographer makes it a point to spoil her 4-year-old twins (with ex Marc Anthony), and stopped by a recent Xbox 360 event in L.A. to score some games for Max and Emme. “He was going on about how he loves playing with them,” says a witness. Smart, 25, is equally enamored of his girl, 43. “He’s madly in love with her,” the insider says of Smart, who will join Lopez on the European leg of her tour in October. Adds the source, “It’s not just that she’s his lover, she’s also his best friend.” It’s just a matter of time before those kids start calling their biological father “Marc”…SMH Image via SplashNews

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Jennifer Lopez Keeps Hiding Her Fat Booty

Here are some more Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures. She looks good and all but once again why can’t these paparazzi dudes get a shot of her famous booty? Don’t they have little car-like robots they can attach cameras to? The technology is there. C’mon guys! Anyway, I don’t know why she’s making every effort to hide her famous ass but it gets pretty sad when you call on your boyfriend to cover it up for you. What a puss.

Kendall Jenner In Shorty Shorts

I don’t know what to tell you, do you like teenagers in short shorts? I know you do perverts. Here’s Kendall Jenner in yet another inappropriate outfit. Look away.

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Splash

I’m done for the day, I hope everyone likes the new site design, but before I go I had to share a few shots of a bikini clad hottie. Here’s Jennifer Lopez taking a dip in the pool in her hot little yellow bikini. Can you say MIlf-tastic? I’m amazed that she still manages to keep the paparazzi from getting a shot of that big ass, she’s been doing this for years. You would think that with all the big bootied celebs out there, J-Lo would be proud to show the big thing off. Guess not.

American Idol: Randy Jackson Exits, Nicki Minaj Enters…

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It was bound to happen. Following the exodus of judges Stephen Tyler and Jennifer Lopez, it appears that Randy Jackson is retiring from the judge’s…

American Idol: Randy Jackson Exits, Nicki Minaj Enters…