Last week Jennifer Irene Gonzalez brought you a Christmas video…. Today, she and the good people at VIDHUNTR bring you a New Years video…with all her on beach, big breasted, singing along to a classic New Years Anthem video that may not be good enough to jerk off to, but that is definitely a great reminder that today is New Years eve, and that you should take a minute, and reflect on the year gone by, set goals for the year ahead, like having sex with girls who look like FHM model Jennifer Irene Gonzalez …because why the fuck not… Happy fucking new year.
I know that people are probably posting this Jennifer Lawrence story and giggling amongst themselves in their offices because people have very little going on and butt plugs is such a funny word…and such a naughty toy to prude bitches who don’t like anal play because they’ve never had anal because like the guys and Duck Dynasty, why stick it in the shitter when there is a dripping pussy next store, because I guess we’ve lost our Christianity and use contraceptives and anal isn’t the only full proof option for no babies I know I would much rather watch Jennifer Lawrence with her butt plugs, that I am sure she didn’t use, because otherwise she wouldn’t be telling this story on Conan, even if she was an anal fiend, unless this is just her way of making fun of the fact that she got busted with anal plugs you know diffusing the story because no one likes admitting they use anal plugs, they but that shit anonymous online…because with every gag gift you give someone in the form of a sex toy…it will always get used at least just once because it is there… So my assumption is, Jennifer Lawrence is into ass play, has used butt plugs, is joking about it, because let’s face it it’s not a big deal, and now her maid and anyone who finds her dead after a drug overdose knows it was just jokes.
Jennifer Love Hewitt ‘s time as a rub-and-tugger is coming to a close; Lifetime has canceled The Client List after two seasons. Jennifer Love’s Hugetits have been on the skin radar ever since her Party of Five days, but she reached a new level of hotness as a lingerie-clad handy hooker on The Client List . Whether it had to do with Jennifer’s real life knocked up status, contract negotiations gone wrong, or the fact that Jennifer failed to get naked on a show about a happy ending masseuse we’ll never know. Not to worry, we’ve got all the most cleavtastic moments from The Client List right here at MrSkin.com! See pics after the jump!
Moët & Chandon Nectar Impérial Rosé Presented The Executive Lounge black-tie dinner at STK in Atlanta. The event was hosted by music executive aficionado’s, Shawn “Pecas” Costner, Mike Kyser, Chaka Zulu and Kawan “KP” Prather as well as ASCAP’s Jennifer Drake. Among the other celebs flossin’ were Ne-Yo, Tank, Tyrese, Usher and Grace Miguel and Toya Wright and Memphitz and more. Check out the pics below. Exclusive Access Continue reading →
Jennifer Aniston’s longtime publicist immediately put a celebrity gossip tabloid on blast for the latest of many reports that his famous client is expecting. After months of analyzing seemingly swollen bellies and mysteriously draped dresses, Us Weekly proclaims on its new cover: “Jen’s big secret: pregnant!” Stephen Huvane, in response, said: “Jennifer is NOT pregnant.” “The whole story is a complete fabrication,” Huvane continues . “All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe.” “None of this ever happened,” he reiterates to the N.Y. Post . “Shame on Us magazine for once again getting it all wrong.” The reworked wardrobe nugget is a reference to the magazine’s assertion that Aniston wore less-than-flattering plum strapless satin dress to premiere. According to the celebrity gossip mainstay, she had her clothes overhauled following that alleged fashion faux pas, presumably to hide her big “secret.” Huvane similarly denied that the Vivienne Westwood gown, worn to the Toronto International Film Festival last week (above), was chosen to cloak her womb. It’s not the first false Jennifer Aniston pregnant rumor by a long shot. It won’t be the last. But there’s clearly no merit to it in any way, shape or form. Case closed. Sorry about this week’s sales, Us . Unless people actually buy it anyway, despite the obvious falsehoods, in which case, sorry for them.
Jennifer Lopez doesn’t bring her famous booty out for much these days, so obviously this was important. Because here she is headed to a Dancing With the Stars taping to support her best friend Leah Remini. Which is nice and all, but if Jennifer really wanted to support her friend and get out the vote, she’d go campaigning door-to-door. And she can start with my place first. Just so Jennifer knows, my mom’s basement has its own separate entrance. Not to brag or anything. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
