Tag Archives: jenny mccarthy

Pharoahe Monch Gets Jenny McCarthy To Toss Salad [VIDEO]

Read the original post:

Whether it’s cuddly hamsters getting down to Black Sheep’s “The Choice Is Yours”  or Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push It” being used to peddle bras for Calvin Klein,…

Pharoahe Monch Gets Jenny McCarthy To Toss Salad [VIDEO]

Jenny McCarthy for Carl’s JR of the Day

Jenny McCarthy is whoring out her big fake tits to promote some Carl’s Jr healthy choice, that is probably not healthy at all, because it is a fast food chain that is behind so many heart attacks, and I am pretty sure this Salad, despite seeming healthy, is probably thousands of calories of GMOed food… I like that dude says “We’ve been a fan of Jenny’s since the 90s”…which is coincidentally the last time she was relevant…and not 100 fucking years old… Seeing her trying to have sex with a salad like it was a cock and she was looking for more autistic semen…is interesting…but She irritates me when she does her funny, male accessible, clowning shit, like the kind of girl who burps and farts, and is loud and annoying, but has sex appeal when gagged and tied up in the basement on sedatives….like she’s always been, because I don’t mind her big stupid fake tits, even 2 decades later, cuz I’m easy like that and apparently Jenny McCarthy will do anything, if you tell her you want her to pretend she’s still a hot Playboy sex symbol…I feel like she didn’t even get paid for this…it was just “you think I still got it, let me in”…or maybe her people contacted their people and begged for this…either way, it happened!

See the original post:
Jenny McCarthy for Carl’s JR of the Day

Amanda Bynes Slams "Ugly Old Lady" Jenny McCarthy, Twitter Police Report

Amanda Bynes is at it again on Twitter, this time slamming Jenny McCarthy of all people after the Playboy legend expressed genuine concern for her. Last night, Jenny heard from an unreliable source (Jonathan Jaxson) on Twitter that police were knocking down Amanda’s door in fear for her life. After passing along the rumor – which no reliable site, THG included, even bothered running – out of true concern for Bynes, Amanda let her have it: “I need help?” she Tweeted at Jenny. What are u talking about? Aren’t u 50 years old? I’m 27, u look 80 compared to me! Why are you talking about me?” “You’re ugly! Police weren’t at my house old lady! Shut the f–k up!” We know Amanda Bynes only has hot friends , and has a thing against “ugly” people, but has she seen Jenny McCarthy? Hottest would-be friend ever! It’s unclear why “ugly” has become Mandy’s default word when lashing out at “haters,” but Jenny, to her credit, responded to Amanda with a simple apology: “@AmandaBynes sorry girl. Looking out for ya.” To which Amanda cheerfully replied, obviously: “@JennyMcCarthy thanks! I’m sorry if I offended you! You’re beautiful! I was lying! I’ll delete our tweets!” That was nice of her, we suppose … of course, the original tirade was totally unnecessary as McCarthy, 40, was only expressing positive wishes. Then again, trying to apply logic to this particular human being is akin to expecting Lindsay Lohan to be contrite and take responsibility for her actions. Just another day at the Amanda Bynes Twitter circus …

Follow this link:
Amanda Bynes Slams "Ugly Old Lady" Jenny McCarthy, Twitter Police Report

Jenny McCarthy in Shape Magazine of the Day

I got a lot of hate on twitter the other day because of JENNY McCarthy and it wasn’t even because I was making fun of autism or her ability of her pussy to make autism…. I got shit because she posted something about the horrible India rape on a bus leading to the victim dying story….and I responded saying that I would let her rape me on a bus…even if it killed me….but then again..you can’t rape the willing…and people went nuts… Who knew the public would find the idea of Jenny McCarthy fucking on a bus disgusting….I mean sure she’s old, but her tits are only 18. Not to mention, she stays fit…proven in this Shape Magazine feature on her….that reminds me that I’d still let her rape and kill me…even if it was to stop her from speaking…or making bad jokes and stupid faces…cuz as you know she’s the most annoying in the game….

Read the rest here:
Jenny McCarthy in Shape Magazine of the Day

Jenny McCarthy’s Staged Workout Pics of the Day

No idea what these are for…or when they are from…but I know two things… The first is that I love fit girls…they are just more fun to look at that sloppy girls…or girls who are anorexic…even though anorexics are too weak to run…and sloppy girls are too down and out to say no to any willing penis…while fit girls, all jacked on endorphines and confidence and overall health and well being…are look down on my kind…but that doesn’t me I can stare at them in action…. The second is that I guess this is how Jenny McCarthy keeps busy, stays relevant, justifies her fake tits that made her a millionaire, when she’s not making Austistic babies….or tending to the ones she already has…. I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

See the article here:
Jenny McCarthy’s Staged Workout Pics of the Day

Jenny McCarthy Wins Halloween

I’m finding it hard to believe Jenny McCarthy just turned 40, especially since her rack is still in vintage condition. But here she is celebrating her birthday by dressing up for Halloween. She even came up with a clever costume — a hot chick wearing lingerie and goofy sunglasses. She totally nailed it. » view all 26 photos Related Articles: Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Are Back Jenny McCarthy Gives Us A View Jessica Alba Must Be Going Crazy Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: WENN.com

Link:
Jenny McCarthy Wins Halloween

Need to Get Fit? Try the "Sex Diet" [PICS]

Need to lose a few pounds? Forget the gym– you just need to get busy in the bedroom. But don’t take it from us. These seven sexy celebs have all credited their highly desirable bodies to the ol’ cucumber rhumba. Find out which stars swear by the “Sex Diet” after the jump!

Read more:
Need to Get Fit? Try the "Sex Diet" [PICS]

Photographer Albert Michael Shoots Denise Richards and Jenny McCarthy in their Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what this sorcery is all about…but I think it is safe to say that this photographer Albert Michael has some kind of fetish for washed up sex symbols from the 90s…who have done their best to retain their sex symbol bodies through various facial treatments that make them look like little monsters….because why else would he drop 2 shoots today, one of Jenny McCarthy and one of Denise Richards…both of which you’ll find below…. This is some botoxed so hard bitch looks like a deer in the headlights shit….but at least she’s got fake tits…to compensate for a whore pussy that makes autistic babies….. The real sick thing in all this is that I am totally digging this….time warp shit…

Follow this link:
Photographer Albert Michael Shoots Denise Richards and Jenny McCarthy in their Bikini of the Day

Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher Break Up

Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher have broken up. The Playboy model and Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher kept a low profile during their relationship, but she confirmed the split herself today. “Brian and I have decided to turn our romance into an amazing friendship,” she said. “I will continue to be the biggest cheerleader for him. Go, Bears!” McCarthy, 39, played coy when reporters questioned her about her relationship in April, around the time romance rumors with Urlacher, 34, first began. She said simply, “I’m giddy about someone.” The following month, she acknowledged, “I can confirm that yes, it’s true, we are dating ,” but would only continue with, “Go, Bears – that’s all I’ll say.” Here’s wishing both the best in their future professional and romantic endeavors. Couple of good catches back on the market at least. Well, unless you’re a Packer fan. Even so, the much-hyped July-August Jenny McCarthy Playboy photos speak for themselves, right cheeseheads? [Photos: Playboy WENN.com]

Here is the original post:
Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher Break Up

Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher Break Up

Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher have broken up. The Playboy model and Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher kept a low profile during their relationship, but she confirmed the split herself today. “Brian and I have decided to turn our romance into an amazing friendship,” she said. “I will continue to be the biggest cheerleader for him. Go, Bears!” McCarthy, 39, played coy when reporters questioned her about her relationship in April, around the time romance rumors with Urlacher, 34, first began. She said simply, “I’m giddy about someone.” The following month, she acknowledged, “I can confirm that yes, it’s true, we are dating ,” but would only continue with, “Go, Bears – that’s all I’ll say.” Here’s wishing both the best in their future professional and romantic endeavors. Couple of good catches back on the market at least. Well, unless you’re a Packer fan. Even so, the much-hyped July-August Jenny McCarthy Playboy photos speak for themselves, right cheeseheads? [Photos: Playboy WENN.com]

Here is the original post:
Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher Break Up