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Isabeli Fontana for H&M Beach Sensation of the Day

I’ve never jerked off to an H&M catalog, but I don’t see why I can’t start now. Why should Victoria’s Secret and L.L. Bean have a monopoly on my jerking off…. This Isabelie Fontana bitch has a great ethnic name that makes you think she’s been imported for this shit cuz she’s top quality…and more importanly bitch has a pretty solid tan…that is perfect for makin’ her titties pop out of her bikini in ways I wanna fuck… Here are the pics

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Isabeli Fontana for H&M Beach Sensation of the Day

Kelly Osborne’s Fat Tits DJ Badly of the Day

So it turns out that Kelly Osborne does more than just eat and spend her dad’s money, she also is a celebrity DJ who gets booked to play her shitty ipod mixes at clubs for big money, because people are so fascinated by celebrity and celebrity offspring that if Kelly Osborne listens to the shit, and sets the mood for the party thru her song choices, then it must be good enough for them to dance to.

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Kelly Osborne’s Fat Tits DJ Badly of the Day

Elle Macpherson’s Got Sex Hair on Set of the Day

Elle Macpherson got a job on some Ashton Kutcher bullshit show about models because she used to be a model and I guess it was a natural fit, but not quite as natural as the unprotected sex she had to get from her tribal village in Tazmania into the the big modeling world back in the 80s, not that that happened, but I like to imagine all women with bone through their noses and one down their throat, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, cuz I don’t have any idea what I mean, I am just distracted by my love for Elle Macpherson even as her beauty slowly ripens into a sloppy mess, it’s like we’ve got history or some shit, thanks to my jerking off to her for the first time back in ‘88, that was 20 years ago, and I could still get off to her, and not many pussies have that kind of longevity.

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