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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino: Headed to Prison For Tax Evasion?!

It’s been a long time since the general public actually cared about what the cast of Jersey Shore is up to, but remarkably, the Seaside Heights gang appears to be holding up pretty well post-fame. Well, most of them are, anyway. While Snooki, Vinny and the rest have carved out careers for themselves doing podcasts and appearing at “Hey, remember this guy?” conventions, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino hasn’t fared quite as well. The Sitch still makes the occasional headline these days, but it’s never for anything good. In fact, when we see his name these days, it’s usually because Sorrentino was arrested again. Most recently, Mike was locked up for his involvement in some sort of tanning salon melee , which is either the most appropriate or most ironic arrest in history. We can’t decide. But it was the arrest prior to that that’s still giving Mike legal headaches, and it could wind up landing him behind bars of a very long time. Mike was busted for tax fraud back in 2014, and it seems he still hasn’t sorted the issue out with the feds. Today, TMZ is reporting that Mike is still facing decades behind bars for tax evasion. The IRS claims that Sorrentino conspired with his brother (who’s also facing jail time) to conceal a significant portion of the $8.9 million that Mike made between 2010 and 2012. Yes, the freakin’ Situation made $8.9 million in two years. And you thought today’s political news was depressing! Anyway, far from backing down and working out a restitution plan, the U.S. Attorney in New Jersey is going hard on Sorrentino, adding a handful of new charges this week. Mike now faces allegations of tax evasion, as well as structuring and falsifying records to avoid detection of assets. Prosecutors maintain that the Sorrentino brothers filed false income tax returns and made fraudulent deductions. No trial date has been set, but it sounds like Mike may soon have quite the situation on his hands. Hey, at least if he goes to prison he’ll have plenty of time to work on his abs. And that’s it. We’ve exhausted out supply of The Situation jokes. If you’re keeping score at home, there were exactly two. Any more than that would require remembering more about The Situation than his stupid nickname and ab obsession and frankly, we can’t spare the brain real estate. View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

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Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars… Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do… This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it… The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad… The post Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lala Kent Slams Vanderpump Rules Cast: They Think They’re Kardashians!

Lala Kent’s departure from Vanderpump Rules has felt more than a little anti-climactic. Lala quit the show back in August, while season five was still filming and thus far, the show hasn’t addressed her absence in any concrete way. We’re told she’ll come back for a final send-off, but at this point, viewers (and the show’s storylines) have already moved on. Anyway, there are many theories as to why Lala left the series so abruptly, but most of them have to do with her mystery boyfriend . Lala is allegedly dating an older, married sugar daddy type (social media seems convinced that it’s Hollywood producer Randall Emmett, but that has yet to be confirmed), and she’s made no secret of the fact that she was not happy with inquiries into her love life from co-stars and fans. (Pro tip: If you want to keep your relationship a secret, don’t go on a reality show that’s almost entirely focused on the personal lives of its cast.) Now that Lala is no longer on the show, she’s probably washed her hands of the of the castmates who either pretended to like her (Tom Sandoval and Ariana) or openly despised her (everyone else), right? Wrong-o! She’s still throwing shade, but now she’s doing it on a podcast hosted by Sammi Giancola from Jersey Shore, which sounds like a joke about life on the Z-list but is instead something that actually happened. Naturally, Lala opened up about her feelings on Stassi and company, telling Giancola that the other girls on the show retroactively used her bullying of Katie as an excuse to be mean: “I feel like this season they tried to make it look like they were coming at me because of the way I spoke to Katie, but they were mean to me last season the second I walked into SUR,” Lala says. “So it’s not adding up, what they’re saying. I’ve apologized a million and one times.” She goes on to say that she wants nothing to do with their clique, which is only something you say when you very badly want to be part of someone’s clique: “I don’t wanna be a part of their clique,” she says. “You have to know that in L.A., yeah it’s cool to be a part of the show – whatever – but, out here, if I were really rolling around with those girls, like in real life no cameras around – it’s such a bad look.” She adds: “They think they’re Kardashians! The way that they talk and the way they act, you would think we’re the biggest reality television cast in all of history.” As for that infamous non-disclosure agreement that Lala rather sketchily asked her friends to sign, she claims it had nothing to do with her alleged relationship with Emmett, and everything to do with James Kennedy’s sketchiness:  “James wasn’t even at [the music festival] with me,” Lala clarifies. “He was given a NDA because he sometimes likes to film me while I’m stoned, or whatever it may be, and I would like to know what’s being put on the internet, because we all know that he doesn’t have a filter. Tom and Ariana really did go to [music festival] with me and they were never given any agreement.” Speaking of James, Lala has apparently seen the light, as she says she and DJ Slytherin are no longer friends: “I’ve chosen to remove myself,” she says. “James will always be James. I slowly started seeing why people don’t connect with him and why he rubs people the wrong way.” She adds: “But if his girlfriend wants to be one of those brainless people, then that’s her prerogative; if she wants to turn the other cheek, then you go girl. Whatever you want to believe.” That’s a bit like listening to people who are just now realizing that they shouldn’t have voted for a cartoon rich guy from the ’80s to be president, but hey, at least it’s a step in the right direction. View Slideshow: Lala Kent: Best Instagram Pics of Vanderpump Rules’ Newest Star

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Marnie Simpson Pussy Dress of the Day

Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, she’s not Joe Simpson, she’s not Homer Simpson, but in this dress you can try to do the HOMER simpson Meme, where they put a bald pussy as his mouth…hilarious….because she’s wearing a SEE through CUNT exposing, or as the Brits call it – FANNY – exposing dress.. BOLD moves, but not really for an exhibitionist trying to get on the DAILYMAIL Snapchat….in the media and it works because we like people who SHOW OFF cunt…in public…on red carpet events…where the paparazzi is…. So I’ve barely heard of her, you’ve probably never heard of her because you’re my alter ego I call “My audience”….but but she’s on some show called…that is the Jersey Shore for the UK called Geordie Shore…I don’t know if she’s still on that show… But she’s an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked from the UK like so many girls from the UK…who were once rumored to be classy and elegant…but are either grey skinned toothless and obese or…Orange and like this… They have a tabloid loving tit and cunt culture and these host bodies are out there for soccer stars to marry and for reality TV to cast and have tits in their newspapers…and she’s one of those… The post Marnie Simpson Pussy Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scott Disick: Caught Cheating on Kourtney Kardashian AGAIN?!

The Sundance Film Festival has a long tradition of attracting the movie industry’s best and brightest. Each year, attendees get to rub shoulders with the actors, directors, and producers who make the films they love. And if they’re really lucky, Scott Disick will be there too… Yes, Scott is in attendance at Robert Redford’s famously posh gathering in Utah this week. And, of course, he’s reportedly up to no good. According to Radar Online, the father of three has been spotted drinking, partying, and canoodling – yes, canoodling ! – all over town. That’s pretty much why rich people go to Sundance (we hear there’s an occasional movie, too), so it’s not all that surprising. But it probably won’t do wonders for Disick’s efforts to get back together with Kourtney Kardashian . It seems the trip was prompted by the backlash Scott experienced after returning home from a trip to Dubai with Kim Kardashian. Scott was on hand to make Kim feel more secure, as it was her first time traveling internationally since being robbed at gunpoint in Paris . Instead of providing emotional support, however, Scott went missing for ten hours, thus compounding the stress Kim was already experiencing. Needless to say, Kourt was less than pleased by the reports of Scott’s behavior, especially since no one knows where he spent those ten hours. A blow-out fight ensued when Scott got home, and naturally he decided the best way to remedy the situation would be by going on another bender. “Scott took off to Sundance because Kourtney freaked out on him as soon as he returned from Dubai, and he told her that he doesn’t want to deal with it,” a source close to the couple revealed. The insider added: “He just does not care what she thinks right now!” Yes, those closest to Scott believe he may have given up on his hoped of reconciliation, as he’s making no effort to hide his partying at Sundance: “He had a wild party back at his house, where lots of girls were in the hot tub,” says the source. “”He lies to her about getting wasted when he goes out of town. Kourtney is just so frustrated and aggravated that whenever the two of them make progress, he has to go and mess it all up. The source added: “She will never be able to trust him and he knows this.” View Slideshow: 38 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing Some things never change, and Scott Disick is definitely one of them. Sadly, that’s not a good thing.

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14 TV Villains You Love to Loathe: Where Does Corinne Rank?

Let's face it: You watch reality TV for one reason and one reason only: to hate on personalities such as the following “celebrities,” each of whom has enjoyed at least 15 Minutes of Fame due to… well… pretty much sucking as a human being. But which of these reality show villains has been the worst of the worst? Scroll around and then sound off! 1. Corinne Olympios It took barely a few episodes of The Bachelor Season 21 for Corinne to strip down in front of Nick Viall… for her to talk openly about a “nanny” does everything for her at home… and for her to taunt her fellow suitors after getting a rose. 2. Spencer Pratt Everything between Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad was great before Spencer Pratt appeared on the scene and spread vile lies about Conrad, ruining her relationship with Montag forever. 3. Chad Johnson Chad’s antics made for good television on The Bachelorette, but he went off the deep end on Bachelor in Paradise. He threatened to kill every single person on the show! 4. Simon Cowell This music mogul has a knack for being very rude to most of the contestants. Could that be why The X Factor US cratered? Were viewers sick of the way he acted? 5. Teresa Giudice Teresa has never been one to stay quiet about her feelings. She really has no filter and that’s why she eventually flipped a table because of Danielle Staub. 6. Scott Disick Keeping Up with the Kardashians would not be the same without Scott Disick’s snarky comments. His relationship with Kourtney may be on the brink of destruction, but please keep Disick on the show! View Slideshow

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27 Reality Stars Who Should Never Be On TV Again

There are some reality TV stars who are a delight to watch on a weekly basis.  But then there are some who are just very annoying. They literally suck the air out of the scenes and it drags the show down.  Sometimes, it results in the person leaving the show, but then there are the times that the person is present until the bitter end.  Scroll down for a list of reality TV stars who should never be on TV again.  1. James Kennedy This dude is not a very nice person. All he seems to do is get drunk and argue with people. He also seems think he’s a much younger version of Calvin Harris. You know someone is a bad seed when Jennifer Lawrence hates them. 2. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino There was a time when the Situation was a delight on Jersey Shore, but then he became completely sober. Somehow, none of his sober antics lived up to his drunken ones. Unless there’s a lot of alcohol, keep the Situation well away from TV. 3. Heidi and Spencer Pratt These two losers were interesting on The Hills, but signing up for any reality TV show that will take them was not a good look. Everybody knows they are only ever on TV to cause drama for money. 4. Abby Lee Miller The beast of the east has run her course. Abby’s insults got predictable pretty quickly on Dance Moms, so it’s a miracle it has lasted for seven seasons. It’s time for Abby to retire and let someone who can give contructive criticism to the girls take her place. 5. Jon Gosselin Jon was once a hit on Jon & Kate Plus 8, but it’s becoming increasingly clear that Kate Gosselin is much better off without him. A lot of the arguments on that show seemed to stem from him doing stupid stuff. 6. Chad Johnson Chad Johnson appeared on The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise and even Ben Higgins & Lauren Bushnell’s series. On all three occasions, he played the same cartoon villain. Viewers have had enough of him to last an eternity. View Slideshow

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Kylie Jenner Goes Blonde, Looks… Sort of Good?

Kylie Jenner may or may not have breast implants . She may or may not be married to Tyga . She may or may not be posing for a bikini selfie at this exact second. (Okay, she almost definitely is .) But Kylie has absolutely debuted a new hairstyle on Instagram and – dare we say it? – she looks sort of awesome in it. The 19-year old has shared numerous pictures of her new look on social media, not including a caption related to her hair with any of them. She’s received mostly positive feedback from followers (“LOVE,” wrote one person), as many are likely trying to discern whether the blonde bob is a wig or Kylie’s real hair. Considering her fake lips and her allegedly phony boobs, it’s never easy to take Jenner seriously when it comes to her body. Real or fake, however, Kylie has been spotted out and about with the fresh locks, so she appears committed to this style for the time being. This, of course, is not the first… or second… or third time that Kylie Jenner has gone blonde. She dyed her hair this same color in September of last year, although it didn’t take her long to return to her natural brown just days later. She also went blonde in September of 2015, commenting at length on Instagram at that time over how she was going ” ashy dirty blonde for the fall ” and “coming” for sister Khloe, who had also recently made herself into a blonde. We’re not sure why members of this famous family are so into this look. Khloe, Kim and Kylie, especially, have each taken turns over the years in trying to have more fun as blondes, although none of the efforts have lasted for very long. Here. Click through the following photo gallery and try to decide who’s look has been best: View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian and Kompany: See Their Kraziest Hairstyles! It’s probably the one Kylie is rocking right now, wouldn’t you agree? “We used “North Star” “Duchess” & “Sandy” from #TheRoyalPeachPalette today,” Kylie simply wrote as a caption to the second image posted above, adding: “Thank you thank you guys for the love today can’t believe we sold out so fast. Follow @kyliecosmetics to stay updated on the next restock.” She’s referring here to makeup. But there’s a good chance this brand new look is nothing but a way to promote her cosmetics line. Still, that doesn’t change the fact that the hairstyle and color exists and that this is what Kylie Jenner looks like at the moment. Check out another photo of the blonde bob and then sound off below… … WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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Pauly D & Aubrey O’Day: Reality TV Show on The Way?

Are Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day the next big reality TV couple? The pair met on Famously Single last year and have been on and off nearly as much as Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna since.  Now, we’re hearing that they have a reality TV show in the works , and we can’t help but think it would not go down well with viewers.  If you watched Famously Single , you probably already know that Aubrey was VERY demanding with Pauly. Like, she knew she was hitting the smush room with him as soon as she laid eyes on him.  She was vocal about it in confessionals and eventually, she got her wish. Her demanding behavior was not met with the best reaction from Pauly, who questioned several times whether a relationship could really flourish for them.  The potential reality series will center on Aubrey moving to Las Vegas to be with Pauly.  Apparently, by the end of the first season there will be an engagement. There’s nothing quite like proving a reality TV show is fake than by constructing storylines before the show is even picked up.  Bunim/Murray Productions are working on the show. That’s the company that brought the likes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians , Rob & Chyna and Mariah’s World to us.  There’s apparently more than one network interested in the project, so maybe the couple have at least some appeal.  There’s absolutely no way it will resemble Jersey Shore , so just let that hope die right now.  It will be interesting to find out if the couple manage to stay together throughout the filming of the pilot.  Also, is Aubrey moving back home if the show is not picked up? That would not surprise us.  What do you think about this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: 27 Reality Stars Who Should Never Be On TV Again

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24 Famously Festive Christmas Cards: Pick a Favorite!

From the Royal Family to the First Family of Reality Television, it seems like every celebrity out there releases a Christmas card toward the end of every year. Which have been the funniest? Which have been the most sentimental? Let's take a look back at some of the most memorable celebrity Christmas cards over the past several years, shall we? 1. The Royals! Kensington Palace shared the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s 2015 Christmas. 2. Jersey Shore Somewhere between the gym, tanning and laundry, these former MTV stars found time to pose like THIS for Christmas. 3. Elizabeth Hurley Christmas time? Or sexy time?!? 4. Seth Rogen and James Franco Not Safe for Work Alert! (But definitely safe for humor!) 5. Charles and Camilla Dare we say it? This is simply adorable! 6. Hugh Hefner Hugh Hefner posed for this Christmas card alongside then-fiancee Crystal Harris. Shockingly, they are no longer together. View Slideshow

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