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Sloppy Jersey Shore Trash Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

You may be one of the many idiots who buy into this Jersey Shore bullshit and neglect the fact that the girls you are watching are not only half retarded MTV pawns used to make the network money, they are not only cheesy mainstream looking and acting girls who irritate me when I happen to go to shitty bars people lke that dance on tables with their bottles of goose, but they are fucking ugly as hell. Seriously, fake tits can’t save this beast, she’s disgusting and if you think otherwise, you’re fucking disgusting to. Kill yourself. Ugly or not, Disgusting or not, Vile or not, I am posting this cuz I have no choice…any half famous bitch I see in a bikini ends up on this site….it’s what I do…Kill yourself…. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Jack Black Calls ‘Gulliver’s Travels’ A ‘Powerful Gem’

Jack Black in “Gulliver’s Travels” Photo: 20th Century Fox If there is one role Jack Black seems perfectly suited for, it is that of Jonathan Swift’s beloved Lemuel Gulliver from “Gulliver’s Travels.” The classic tale has been retold by plenty of television shows and films. But this version, which arrives in theaters December 22, stars Black, Amanda Peet, Emily Blunt and Jason Segel — and, according to Peet, it showcases . When MTV News caught up with Black recently, we had a hard time keeping him on topic (chocolate-covered Gulliver candy bars, anyone?). But what we did learn is that the flick is going to be “good times” and that the 3-D is 90% awesome. MTV: What can I expect from ‘Gulliver’s travels’? Jack Black: It’s a powerful gem. It’s the old classic tale faithfully retold! We’ve taken some liberties. We’ve updated it; we’ve modernized with a pinch of spice as well. MTV: I feel that you are the “King Kong” in this scenario. Black: Exactly! Now I get to be the beast. But I’m a sweet beast; I don’t rip the heads off innocent bystanders. We might actually add that to the title … “Gulliver’s Travels: The Sweet Beast.” Would you see that? MTV: That sounds like a date night movie to me! Black: That could also work in with a merchandise tie-in, like a candy bar that’s called Beasts. And shaped like me — you can eat me! MTV: Would you want to eat yourself? Black: Well, I eat myself. I chew my fingernails. MTV: Right. So why not eat yourself covered in chocolate. Black: Man, if I could eat myself I would! MTV: So did you read the original Jonathan Swift book, or no? Black: Of course! Are you kidding me? And let me tell you something, if I hadn’t, I would have never have sent it to you. No, I hadn’t, actually, when I was first offered the project. But I quickly read it and was blown away by it. One of the great masterworks of fantasy and fiction. MTV: Like myself, you’re not the tallest guy on the planet. Is it refreshing for you to be the big guy? Black: Totally. This is gonna really appeal to all of those guys out there who have a bit of a Napoleonic complex. MTV: Right. Black: How tall are you? MTV: I’m about 5’8″. Black: You’re 5’8″? Ok come on, you’re with me, baby. This movie is for you and me! MTV: That’s what I’m saying. I’m excited! So how is the effect stuff? Are you by yourself, or are you doing scenes with Jason and Emily and everybody? Black: Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I was. Sometimes you’re just remembering what we did on the other side of it. I was there for all their little stuff, but when they turned the cameras on me six months later, most of the people were gone and I was just acting to a tennis ball. MTV: Is Emily a love interest for you? Because that would present a physical problem. Black: No. She and Jason Segel have a bit of heat. Horatio is like my best buddy in Lilliputia, in the land of tiny people. Horatio, that’s Jason Segel. And he’s too nervous to ask her out, so I teach him the ways of the Casanova, and I help him to woo her. MTV: Are they an advanced people, or a backward society? Black: No, it’s an alternate universe, where it’s kind of like 18th-century architecture, but with super-skillful builders so they have a lot of technology but not. It’s like steampunk. It’s like if computer technology had been invented in Egyptian times! It’s both! It’s future and past at the same time. MTV: How do you feel about looking at yourself in 3-D? Black: The only people who have seen themselves in 3-D are people who have been in 3-D movies, because all you can do is look at [yourself] in a mirror reflection. Your hand’s in 3-D. You can see the corners of your nose in 3-D, kind of. You can see your lips and your tongue if you stick it out really far. But besides that, you don’t see your face in 3-D. MTV: What’s it like? Black: It’s a trip! Didn’t know how handsome I was until I saw myself in 3-D! MTV: Right. How would you characterize this guy? Black: Let me just say, though, before we go any further, I noticed a little something in your voice when you talked about the conversion into 3-D, how do I feel about that? I just wanna say, most of this movie is CGI-generated images, you know what I mean? Like every shot has computer generated animation? To make the giant and tiny mix together you need to have tons of that stuff in there. And those things can be true 3-D, there’s not really a conversion there. It’s really just … like an animated film isn’t shot in 3-D, but it’s converted, because they do it in post, and it’s real true 3-D, so most of the movie will be real and true 3-D. It’s terrifying! MTV: Are you a 3-D snob? Do you like 3-D? Black: Yes I am a 3-D snob, and I just want to clarify: Only 10% of this movie will be lame 3-D. The other 90% will be the best 3-D that money can buy! MTV: Which will overcompensate for the 10%? Black: That’s right. MTV: What do I need to know about your character in this movie? Black: Gulliver works at a newspaper in New York City, in the mailing room. He’s a small potato, he’s a small fry and he’s very insecure. And he’s a small man in a big man’s world. He’s got big dreams of becoming a big travel writer someday but he’s too insecure to make the move. And he’s also in love with the travel editor, the gorgeous Amanda Peet. He’s too terrified of rejection to make the move. And an opportunity comes up to do a story on the Bermuda Triangle, to prove that it’s bogus? That there are no, you know, supernatural forces in the Bermuda Triangle, that take people away to a different dimension. You know the legend to the Bermuda Triangle, right? MTV: Of course. Everyone knows you don’t mess with the Bermuda Triangle. Black: Well, yeah. Gulliver goes headlong into it just to impress everybody back at the newspaper and hopefully get a date with that hot, hot gorgeous love of his life. Only problem is? The Bermuda Triangle is real, man! And it sucks him in and spits him out in Lilliputia, a land of tiny, tiny little creatures and people. And it’s a bummer at first when he gets there, because they enslave him. And it turns out that he rescues the whole country from their enemies. He’s a giant so he can save them. And all of a sudden he’s the big shot that he always wanted to be. It’s a wish fulfillment movie. You pickin’ up what I’m layin’ down? MTV: I got it, man. Black: I guess what I’m saying is, it’s good times. From the saucy Jessica Alba in “Little Fockers” to James Franco’s grueling journey in “127 Hours,” the MTV Movies team is delving into the hottest flicks of fall 2010. Check back daily for exclusive clips, photos and interviews with the films’ biggest stars. Check out everything we’ve got on “Gulliver’s Travels.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . 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‘Jersey Shore’ High Five: Watermelons and Ferraris

From JWoww and Sammi’s fisticuffs to the Situation’s version of ‘The Crying Game,’ we recap this week’s episode of ‘Jersey Shore.’ By Jim Cantiello Vinny and Snooki on “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV “I look like an idiot,” Sammi said on Thursday’s episode of “Jersey Shore.” “It’s none of their f—in’ business,” responded Ronnie. “We got over that hump.” Over that hump? Probably not the best choice of words, Ronnie. Here are my five favorite moments from this week’s “Jersey Shore.” #5: Snookilocks and the Three Guidos

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Jersey Shore: Girl Versus Girl [Recaps]

For the guidos of Jersey Shore , the most important sociological experiment of our time, the women stick with the women and the men stick with the men. That has changed as the ladies fight and claw with unrestrained viciousness. More

What’s On: Project Runway’s Taste Level Spirals Downward

Project Runway ‘s new episode tonight will challenge judge Nina Garcia’s taste level in a way unseen since Santino Rice made an ice skating outfit that looked like an exploded turkey. Ready to cringe? Elsewhere on the tube tonight, Snooki gets down and Big Brother gets cutthroat.

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Michael Lohan Blows Into L.A. For Lindsay

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan Michael Lohan has moved to Los Angeles so he and Lindsay Lohan can be one happy dysfunctional family again … so Michael tells TMZ. Michael says he moved from New York to L.A. yesterday … largely to be near Lindsay.

‘New Jersey Housewife’ — Double My Pay or I’ll Quit!

Filed under: Teresa Giudice , Real Housewives , TV TMZ has learned ” Real Housewives of New Jersey ” star Teresa Giudice is “ready to walk away” from the show unless producers cough up “‘ Jersey Shore ‘ money” … and fast!!! Sources connected to the show tell us “several of the women are no longer… Read more

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Dancing with the Stars Season 11 Cast

The celebrity-professional pairings will be revealed Wednesday. And the new season of Dancing kicks off Sept. 20 on ABC. Baywatch alum David Hasselhoff will compete against Jersey Shore hunk Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino, as well as former NFL star Kurt Warner, singer Michael Bolton, Bristol Palin and actress Jennifer Grey, DWTS hosts Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke announced in a live press conference Monday night during a new episode of Bachelor Pad. Also ready to hit the ballroom are Bra

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast

Camille Grammer, who filed for divorce from her husband of 13 years, Frasier star Kelsey Grammer, in July, will appear on the series. The mother of two is said to share several on-camera scenes with her ex during the upcoming season. Grammer owns a TV production company and has a collection of rare first edition books, including Pride and Prejudice and The Sound and the Fury. Also making their Bravo debut? Adrienne Maloof: The New Mexico native is part of the Maloof dynasty, which owns the Sac

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The Situation: I’m A ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Underdog

‘I promise to try my hardest,’ ‘Jersey Shore’ star says. By Jocelyn Vena Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Photo: MTV News While the rest of his “Dancing With the Stars” castmates are busy making the press rounds and hitting up rehearsals, “Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is missing out while filming his hit MTV show. But don’t feel too bad for him: He knows he’ll be able to play catch-up. “I’m going to lose a couple days practice,” he told People magazine. “But I don’t mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be. I hope the Situation Nation shows up to support me. … I have a ticket or two reserved for Pauly D and Snooki.” The Sitch admits he’s feeling pretty lucky these days, given the fact that, come September 20, when the new season of “DWTS” begins, he’ll be on two hit shows. “It’s pretty unbelievable for me to be on one of the biggest shows on MTV to one of the biggest shows on TV,” he explained. “There’s enough Situation to go around.” Fellow MTV star Audrina Patridge is also looking forward to hitting the floor, even though she has very little professional dancing experience. “I’ll go out with my girlfriends and dance,” the former “Hills” star said. “When I was a little girl, my mom put me and my sister in ballet, jazz and tap.” Another “Dancing With the Stars” newbie, Bristol Palin , spoke to “Good Morning America” on Tuesday (August 31), revealing that her partner is Mark Ballas. More partners are expected to be announced Wednesday on “GMA.” How do you think the Situation will fare on “Dancing With the Stars”? Let us know in the comments below! Don’t miss “Jersey Shore” every Thursday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Photos ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Season 11 Cast Revealed! Other MTV Stars Who Should Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

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