This video came out about a month ago. I don’t listen to music, it distracts me from the voices in my head, so I don’t really keep on top of music videos, or what youtube calls – visuals to entertain people as they use youtube to listen to music for free, but that MTV call useless, because they aren’t as compelling as shitty reality TV, from Real World, to Jersey Shore, what the fuck’s the point of playing music on a music based network let youtube have that corner on the marketplace…makes perfect sense when you’re slow to the fucking gate… Now in this video by someone named Mary Komasa, there is a titty model named Anja Rubik, who has been in many campaigns and who is pretty much a top model, despite being a titty model….who is showing her titties in one of the most dramatic videos I’ve seen in a while, not just because it is lack and white, but because there are grenades at a fashion show and two women in a topless embrace…because it’s art…. As someone who jerked off to music videos before the world had porn, before the world was destroyed by porn, before kids were raised by porn to think that sex is a male centric- bro pleasure activity – that involves abuse, facial abuse, etc….leading to all these jacked up horny rapists at the college level who think that”s what romance is…I guess this is more the kind of video you’d want to jerk off to thank S Club 7, the Spice girls and Cher in lingerie on a boat…we took what we were given….oh the 90s…. Either way, hot tits. The post Anja Rubik Topless Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been a long time since Aubrey O’Day did anything worth writing about, but here she is giving my pants region a blast from the past with her old Danity Kane bandmate Shannon Bex at the House of CB flagship store launch in LA. I’m not sure what they were doing there (well, besides giving me a retro lesbian fantasy), but all I know is, it’s way better seeing Aubrey with Shannon than that Jersey Shore douche she’s with in the other shots . So enjoy. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…at least I didn’t care. I wasn’t invited, I don’t like award shows, I don’t watch award shows, I don’t even have cable in an era where cable barely exists. It just isn’t interesting. I know these awards are all “advertorial”…you know sponsored content from the film companies, and the actors who attend are nominated, even though the awards themselves are meaningless. In the mid 90s, I can understand why MTV and their bullshit awards was a thing, but they’ve lost hard to YOUTUBE and now the only thing they can be proud of is TEEN MOM and JERSEY SHORE…. This is just one big commercial, but then again, I guess everything is designed to sell product, get snapchat followers, and all that other bullshit that is media… I wasn’t going to do a post on this, but figured it was a disservice to you, my one reader…because you live for these sluts, dressed up, ready to attend events you aren’t invited to…but I hate it….all of it…unless there’s vag or tits…it’s garbage… Cara Delevingne…. Charlize Theron…. Daisy Ridley Farrah Abraham…Porn TiTs Ariana Grande – Dressed Up… Halsey TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Fat Jessica Chastain Tits… Kat Graham Ass… ‘ Brittany Snow Cleavage Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Leg… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, but she’s on some show called…fuck I forget the name of the show, but it seems to be like Jersey Shore for the UK, ok, looked it up, it’s called Geordie Shore, so you’ve never heard of her, unless you’re from the UK, but you have now, because she’s popped on my Radar for being an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked on SNAPCHAT for her fans, in her self promoting, because that’s what you gotta do when you’re a trasshy hot, stripper bitch, glamour model looking girl from the UK… THis isn’t pushing any boundaries, it’s more being as basic as possible, but pushing that getting naked on her instagram with the above picture, which in and of itself is the kind of “no bullshit” basic marketing I like…I mean what else do we want out of her..beyond seeing her naked… Either way, this is the premise of the show she’s been on for 5-7 Seasons… Join a group of up-for-it lads and lasses with six weeks to get buzzed in Newcastle. Amazing, genius, revolutionary even… but not as Amazing as how she uses SNAP. The post Marnie Simpson is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it… She was famous before being famous and is still not famous but is famous, which I know doesn’t make sense, but she did Dancing With the Stars without any star, and has since done countless tit photoshoots…and is still not famous, but has been on TV which still makes her famous enough…but still a fucking beat up nobody with huge tits….and huge tits in America is all that matters…. So here’s a trashy shoot with her, because every shoot with her is trashy, but these actual pics are fucking garbage, on some paparazzi looking caliber photoshoot..but that’s the best she’s got… The post Charlotte McKinney for Gosee Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
What is so funny, Chris Pratt? JK, you don't have to tell us. Just keep being you. Did you know that in Milan, sometimes they feed the models? Photographic evidence showed Kendall Jenner walking out of the Fendi show with – wait for it – ice cream. Check out what else your favorite celebs were up to in today's star sightings. 1. Chris Pratt Leaves LAX in Great Spirits Chris Pratt is a good sport with the paparazzi before departing on a flight from Los Angeles International Airport on February 24th, 2016. 2. Kendall Jenner Post-Fendi Fashion Show in Milan After walking in the Fendi show, Kendall Jenner tries to avoid the paparazzi while carrying her ice cream in Milan, Italy on February 25th, 2016. 3. Hilary Duff Shops at Fred Segal Hilary Duff takes her son, Luca shopping at Fred Segal in Los Angeles on February 25th, 2016. 4. Justin Bieber: Tape Night Club Sighting Justin Bieber at Tape nightclub on February 24, 2016 in London, England. 5. Gerard Butler: ‘Gods of Egypt’ New York Premiere Gerard Butler attends the ‘Gods Of Egypt’ New York premiere at AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13 on February 24, 2016 in New York City. 6. Ashton Kutchers Leaves AM/PM in LA Ashton Kutcher grabs something at an AM/PM in Los Angeles on February 25th, 2016. View Slideshow
If you’ve been watching Kocktails With Khloe on FYI, then we suppose you can just skip this article. Now that both of them are gone, here’s an interesting tidbit for the 7.3 billion or so who had no idea FYI was a cable channel. It turns out Kocktails With Khloe is more than just a alliterative title: the sassiest Kardashian really gets her guests hammered! Kocktails with Khloe Clip: When Snooki Met Khloe… Or at least, she really got the Jersey Shore’s most infamous drunken munchkin hammered, which may explain why Snooki tells a remarkably candid tale of Khloe being rude as hell in the clip above. It’s no surprise that Snooki was one of Khloe’s first guests . After all, only Scott Disick has rivaled Snooks in terms of reality star drunkenness, and we doubt the Lord will be stopping by for drinks anytime soon (what with the all the rehab and overdoses and whatnot). Of course, in recent years, Snooki adopted a healthier lifestyle and become a sort of mascot for moms who still find time to workout and tan 8 times a week. So obviously, Ms. Polizzi’s tolerance isn’t what it used to be, which may explain why she got completely sh-tfaced while filming the show: Kocktails with Khloe Clip: Snooki Speaks on Adoption “I was wasted,” Snooki said of the experience in a recent interview. “I had three [drinks], and I blacked out. So when I watched the episode I’m like, oh my god I don’t remember this, I’m slurring my words, you’re so embarrassing. So I don’t remember that whole interview.” That may explain why Snooks drunkenly lied her ass off in the clip above. “I was like, ‘I have like ten brothers and sisters,'” said Snooki. “I’m like ‘what are you talking about? It’s only like one or two’. So I exaggerated times ten. That was Snooki in the interview,” she said. “My alter-ego.” Yes, apparently Snooki and Nicole are two different people. She probably came up with that idea when she looked in the mirror one night and saw two different people. View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?
Exclusive: “Newlyweds: The First Year” Erica And Adonis Talk Trust We caught up with Adonis and Erica Gladney of Bravo’s hit docu-drama “Newlyweds: The First Year” to find out how things have been going since the newlywed phase ended, what’s coming up for the couple, and find out how they bounced back after Adonis made THAT cheating confession : Naturally, marrying one another days after a confession like that gave them a big hurdle to jump in their union. We caught up with Erica and Adonis to see how things are going a year and a half into their marriage. They both admit that, as with most couples, their first year of matrimony has been difficult, but they’re learning how to support each other day by day: So first things first — how were you two able to get past the bombshell Adonis dropped days before the wedding? Erica: I’m learning to trust him more and more. It’s difficult, but I’m learning to let things go and try to believe in him and try to trust him, because I’m just stressing myself and him out when I’m worried about things and paranoid about if he’s cheating on me more. I let it go now and just try to have faith in him. What changed to get you to that point? Erica: It’s more of me trying not to drive myself crazy anymore. Definitely during the first year and all during filming I was very paranoid. Every time he’d leave the house I was just like “Well, where are you going? What time will you be back?” I was calling him — I was sort of a little crazy. It was getting to both of us. Adonis: On my end, it was more about reassuring her and keeping communication open, but still establishing boundaries with the calling every five minutes. We just had to reach a common ground of understanding and open communication to where she knew exactly what was going on with me, who would be where I was, that sort of thing. At a certain point in our marriage counseling, we realized that we actually hadn’t done our vows correctly. We just told eachother what we loved about each other, but vows are actually supposed to be promises about what you will do with your mate in the future. So once we learned that, we did a re-vowing ceremony, and that helped build a bit more trust. Adonis, you weren’t exactly raised to value committed romantic relationships and your father still seems to come around with a negative view on one-on-one marriage and encouraging you having multiple women as well. How have you been able to put Erica at ease more with that influence prevalent in your life? Adonis: My dad is polyamorous, and he’s also a comedian so he likes joking a lot, so he is constantly making comments about other women and saying inappropriate stuff. Before, I did that too, so it didn’t help the situation. I told him several times to not do that and even had to stop talking to him for a while. Once we began speaking again and he came to dinner at our home, he was still doing it. I had to interject and I believe that also showed Erica how serious I am about having a more monogamous relationship and not having “a woman in each room,” as my dad would put it. Being raised with your father’s views, what made you decided that you wanted to pursue a committed relationship and marry one woman? Adonis: Once I met the right woman, it was an easy decision. Growing up, I never saw my Dad with just one woman. Even before he became truly polyamorous, he would just be with a woman and always have another on the side too. Now he’s just open with it rather than being deceitful. But you have to understand — I respect what my Dad is doing for him . He’s happy with what he’s doing, and the women are happy with what he’s doing. What I don’t like is him trying to force that lifestyle on ME. In my case, my one woman is enough. I don’t need multiple women. I’ve found the right one who I can build and grow with. I can do everything with her, and the sex is great too! I don’t need extra women anymore — I’ve had my fun. Although [the fast lifestyle] seems exciting, it’s actually really lonely. You have so many women, you don’t have any woman. Right now, I have a real woman who has my back, who will stand up for me, and tell me if I’m doing something wrong, who actually wants to see me do well and see me grow. It’s not about the superficial stuff. And that’s hard to find — someone who wants to see you be the best you can be, and someone who you want to be the best man you can be for. I’ve never had that before. So what else can we expect to see from you two in upcoming episodes? Adonis: We actually start talking about adopting Erica’s nephew, because her sister has sickle cell and is having a difficult time. It’s hard, because this isn’t actually the time in life I was looking to have kids, but at the same time, it could happen at any moment given her sister’s condition. It’s a very serious decision to make, her nephew is already 8 and he’s had an entire life in a different home with his own mother, so that brings its own set of issues for him and for us. Erica: It’s really difficult — they gave my sister two years to live, and it’s already been over a year and a half. So at any time, we may have to adopt him. So after your first year of marriage, what advice do you think you can give to fresh newlyweds? Erica: Just don’t give up. There’s going to be so many tough times and difficult situations, but it’s all about communication. You have to communicate and compromise, and keep trying to move forward. Adonis: Well compromise is something different when you’re married vs. when you’re single. When you’re dating, it means both of you come together and discuss an outcome…but when you’re married, it means you just admit your wife is right so you can stop arguing (laughs). But seriously…it’s a learning and growing process. If you’ve got the right one, you need to make it work — but don’t think it’s going to be easy. Tune in to “Newlyweds: The First Year” tomorrow night (Wednesday) on Bravo at 9/8 central to see how Erica and Adonis and the rest of the couples fare. Bravo
Aubrey O’Day And Pauly D Are A Couple In today’s edition of “where are they now??” Aubrey O’Day has announced to E!News that she and Pauly D of “Jersey Shore” fame have joined hands and emerged from the MTV reality star graveyard. The former Danity Kane member revealed that she and Pauly met — where else — while filming an all new reality program. Via E!online : It’s official: Aubrey O’Day and Pauly D are a couple! The 31-year-old former Danity Kane singer exclusively confirms to E! News that she and the Jersey Shore star have been dating for the past few months amid rumors of a romance. The reality TV stars met while filming—get this!—E!’s new relationship rehab show Famously Single (premiering this spring). “I didn’t know that I would be as successful as I was with finding someone,” Aubrey tells E! News. “So yeah, we met on the show. The show is about all of us coming together, dating, learning through a dating coach how to go out there and approach people that are better suited for us and kind of get over the issues that we were having. And it ended up just like becoming like this chemistry happened within the house with a few of the cast-mates and Pauly and I were one of them. Which everybody always laughs I feel like people think we’re completely different but ended up being pretty alike in a lot of ways.” So both of them needed a defibrillator shock to each of their long-dead careers in the spotlight via wash-up reality show…and they magically found a love they can use for publicity together? Wow, who would have ever thought…
