Amy Childs is some young nobody from the UK, who people may confuse for being a somebody, because the talent pool of hot pussy in the UK is shallow, and one decent enough to exploit shows up to an audition, because she wants nothing more than attention, they throw her on a TV show…whether it is their version of Jersey Shore, or Big Brother, she’s now household enough…to be stared at in her bikini, especially now that she’s got her second round of tit. So she is in spain, putting on a bikini fashion show in her WHITE BIKINI and her PINK BIKINI …showing off her massive new fake tits. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER IN BIKINIS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Wondering what the cast of Jersey Shore is up to? Snooki is showing off her weight loss. Pauly D is going all Great Gatsby with a new haircut. And Angelina Pivarnick is starring in what may be the worst music video to ever be released on the Internet. We scarcely exaggerate. For “Serendipity,” Pivarnick teams up with Adam Barta – yes, the man that worked alongside Octomom on ” Sexy Party ” – for a video that must be seen to be believed. So click Play now. But consider yourself warned. Angelina Pivarnick and Adam Barta – “Serendipity”
I was drinking with an Italian guy a couple of weeks ago and he pulled up a picture of Monica Bellucci eating a plate of pasta and drinking a glass of wine and he told me that to him, as an Italian man, that was probably the single hottest imagery he could see, so he jerked off to it a couple times, saved it to his phone and yelled at his wife about how she needs to step up her Italian game, you know shave that mustache, lay off the carbs for a month, and practice her Italian, to turn her from a fat Jersey Shore pile of trash into this….personally, I’m more into throat fucking, but we’re all allowed to have our fantasies… Here’s the non-erotic video…
Jenna Jonathan is on some MTV UK show called The Valleys, that I assume is their version of Jersey Shore….and this bitch is the Snooki, only unlike Snooki, who wanted to be a profession pasta eating pig to fit in with the real Italians, this one wants to be a Glamour model…. Her fake tits inspired by her idol Katie Price. They claim she’s got a Law Degree…and luckily for her it is all paying off for her…I mean if you’re a broken male attention seeking slut who had a fucked up childhood cuz daddy either touched her too much or too little, you might as well be getting in magazines, rather than stripclubs or other more dangerous places….this here is far more Glamourous…. Lucky for her guys have no standards, see tits and get excited, it is all it takes for them. I have facebook, I see what kinds of gremlins some of you fuck. They make this Jenna Jonathan, who finally made her dreams come true and all it took was getting topless, look like a Goddess…. It’s depressing but we gotta love these basic girls with basic dreams doing basic things when those things are topless.
This young woman had her whole life ahead of her. So sad. Woman Found In Lawyer’s House According to Mail Online The body of a 26-year-old woman was found on Saturday morning naked and face down in a bathtub full of water in the home of a high-profile Philadelphia ‘super lawyer.’ The identity of the woman is yet to be released, but police sources tell Philly.com that she is Julia Law, an employee of A Charles Peruto Jr., the attorney who owns the home where the body was found. Sources told the paper Peruto and Law were dating., Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate reports that authorities do not currently consider the death to be suspicious, although, the cause of death currently is unknown. The woman’s body was discovered about 10:30 a.m. by a maintenance worker who stopped by the home, located in Philadelphia’s Center City neighborhood. Peruto told police he was at the Jersey Shore, in Avalon, when the body was found. It’s unclear when – or if – he’s physically met with police. According to his website, Peruto has been dubbed a ‘super lawyer’ – an honor for Philadelphia’s top attorneys – by his peers nine years in a row, and has achieved ‘Not Guilty verdict in over 200 jury trials and 2,500 non-jury trials.’ ‘He has been hired by other attorneys for the sole purpose of cross examining one or two witnesses in their cases,’ the website boasts. It goes on to say that ‘as can be seen on this website under “Past Cases”, he has been called a “ferocious cross examiner”, “gives a supreme closing argument to a Jury”, and “very entertaining on an otherwise boring case.’” In 2012, Peruto ‘successfully’ represented Philadelphia weatherman John Bolaris in a situation the media dubbed ‘ the real life Hangover.’ Bolaris claimed he was drugged and scammed out of $43,712 by Russian ‘bar girls’ in Miami. He subsequently lost his job with Philadelphia’s Fox affiliate. Police continue to investigate the circumstances of the death. This is so reminiscent of the Phil Spector case. What do you think? Facebook
A man has gotten a giant O.J. Simpson tattoo on his leg. But here’s the truly incredible thing: it may not even be the strangest piece of ink we’ve seen this week. Taco Bell has released the video of a patron named Jason who loves the Beefy Brunch Burrito. Like, really loves it. Like, loves it so much that he let a cameraman follow him into a tattoo parlor where he got the item’s logo permanently etched on to his skin. Beefy Crunch Burrito Tattoo: Inked! “I have an obsession for the Beefy Crunch Burrito and tattoos,” Justin says in the Obvious Statement of the Year. We shudder to think of Justin will do about the Waffle Taco .
Third grader Maggie Ciara has a serious case of Stanley Cup fever, as evidenced by an answer the Chicago Blackhawks fan put on a recent math test. The question: “What is 9 times 9?” The answer? Hossa. Marian Hossa wears No. 81 for her favorite NHL team. As you can see, her Oak Lawn, Ill., teacher was baffled. What is this? The best part? After seeing that she didn’t get it, Maggie clarified it for her teacher, Christine Mech … who gave her full credit and an A+ overall. “Maggie is a very clever girl,” said Mech, who actually is a Blackhawks fan herself. “I love how Maggie has a sense of humor. We had a little bit of a laugh afterward.” Also awesome? After Maggie’s mom, Diane, posted a photo of the exam on Facebook, the NHL team itself “Liked” it and posted it on its official page too. Hockey. It’s always the right answer. Although the numbers aren’t looking quite as good for Chicago, which trails Detroit 3-1 in the conference semifinals.
Justin Bieber is featured on a billboard in Los Angeles. For a local tattoo parlor? For a new album? For the Chris Brown Fan Club ? Nope. For MinimumWage.com, an organization that believes a raise in the minimum wage will discourage business owners from hiring, which will negatively affect the unemployment rate among today’s youth. Reads the sign: “Why is Justin Bieber so sad? Could it be because 24% of teens who want a job can’t find one?” We’re guessing it’s because Selena Gomez has left him lost and alone, but hey. The ad then states that “teen unemployment makes us all sad” and that “raising the minimum wage will only make things worse.” It’s unclear whether or not Bieber approved of his visage being used in such a manner, but we strongly doubt it.
When New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Snooki run into each other on a Jersey Shore boardwalk, awkwardness ensues. For them. For THG, quality viewing. During the meeting, which took place as they filmed separate segments for NBC’s Today , Snooki complained that Christie is standing too close to her. Hilariously, he responded by standing even closer to the reality star. CC then extended a hand to Snook (who was flanked by JWoww and Deena), and who replied, “I just wanted to meet you, and just, hope you start to like us.” As Snooki walks away, her facial expression is hilarious. Watch: Snooki Meets Chris Christie
‘Jersey Shore’ star talks to Ra Ra Riot and photobombs just about everyone in Gulf Shores, Alabama. By Michael Ayers Vinny Guadagnino at the Hangout Festival Photo: MTV
