Valerie van der Graaf is the new Kate Upton, modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny, with a lot less sloppy tit and belly that Kate Upton is too busy fighting off so that she doesn’t end up the next Anna Nicole Smith, and a lot more DUTCH AWESOME I’VE POSTED BEFORE ….but maybe I’m just into Euro girls, with their accents and better metabolisms, with more culture and less cheap beer drinking in trailer parks trying to live out the Jersey Shore dream….but think it has more to do with her not being a fucking pig like Kate Upton….making this a good move for the Beach Bunny brand as far as I’m concerned. That said she does have a bit of a gremlin / bull dog / non human face….
2012 VMA performer’s bandmates apologized on Monday for canceling show in Bologna, Italy after Armstrong took ill. By Gil Kaufman Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong Photo: Redferns
‘Jersey Shore’ star says ‘the partying is long gone’ now that she’s a mom, In People magazine. By Ryan J. Downey Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her new son Lorenzo pose for a photo shoot in New Jersey on September 1, 2012 Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for PEOPLE Magazine
Snooki may be in line for the next Time breastfeeding cover . The Jersey Shore star has had eyes for many dudes over the years, but none has held her attention (and other things) quite like two-day-old Lorenzo. Despite musing over the summer that breastfeeding “looks so painful,” the new mom has had a change of heart: “I love nursing my little man!” Snooki welcomed Lorenzo Dominic LaValle – who will go by Enzo – into the world Sunday morning in New Jersey. He weighed in at 6 lbs., 5 oz. Polizzi, who is engaged to Lorenzo’s dad, Jionni LaValle , told one of her pregnant online followers, “All the pain and anxiety is so worth it!!!” “Lorenzo is even cuter today,” gushed Snook. “#imsolucky.” Mom Scorecard : Snooki 1, Jenelle Evans -1,000. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Tan-loving couple’s relationship played out on ‘Jersey Shore’ before millions of viewers; MTV News looks back. By Jocelyn Vena Snooki and Jionni LaValle Photo: Bill McCay/ WireImage
Singer Dev made a sex tape apparently. According to TMZ, the video shows the “Dancing in the Dark” singer doing the horizontal mambo night vision style. The Dev sex tape was shot last year with an ex-boyfriend and is being shopped to the highest bidder by a third party. It’s unclear how the tape was acquired. Ooh LA LA! According to TMZ, which luckily (or unluckily) seems to get a screening of these videos, it’s fairly vanilla as far as sex tapes go. Conventional boning. Dev (real name Devin Tailes) is clearly recognizable based on her tattoos – a diamond on her front left shoulder and two sparrows on her lower back. No word yet on whether there’s been any interest in seeing Dev – also the female voice in Far East Movement’s “Like a G6” – fornicate on film. [Photo: WENN.com]
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is officially a mom. The Jersey Shore star and her fiance, Jionni LaValle, welcomed their baby boy – 6-pound, 5-ounce Lorenzo Dominic LaValle – into the world this morning. “The world just got another Guido!!!” a Polizzi rep told MTV, which confirmed the baby’s arrival moments ago. “Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!” Enzo was born at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J. around 3 a.m. Sunday, according to MTV, which congratulated Snooki and Jionni LaValle . “We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy!” the network said in a statement. “We are looking forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.” Jersey Shore will return for a sixth season this fall, and her spinoff Snooki & JWoww has also been picked up for a new season, though it’s unclear the extent to which Enzo will appear on either, or whether he has an agent yet. So there you go. Snooki is a mom . In charge of keeping a small human alive. The Mayans predicted the world will end 12/21/12 … turns out they missed by 118 days, not too bad considering the scope of human civilization. In all seriousness, congratulations to Snooki and Jionni. Welcome Enzo! [Photo: WENN.com]
‘Jersey Shore’ star’s rep confirms to MTV News that her little guidette is on the way. By Benjamin Wagner Snooki and Jionni LaValle Photo: Bill McCay/ WireImage
