Amid word that Snooki, Sitch, Pauly & Co. are headed to Italy this spring, a Taiwanese TV station has imagined – and animated – its take on how it sees Jersey Shore Season Four playing out. It’ll make more sense when you watch it. Probably. Seems like a fairly accurate portrayal … Taiwanese TV Imagines Jersey Shore in Italy For another classic video from this same great news source, here’s their version / reenactment of the infamous Tiger Woods scandal from December 2009 … Taiwanese TV Reenacts the Tiger Woods Scandal
In case you missed it, Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley are getting a spinoff series . One that will show just how unintelligent the Jersey Shore stars are. Snooki and JWoww will confront new challenges on the new show, as we told you yesterday. But we didn’t realize the true extent of those challenges. Writing checks, for example. Snook has never actually done this. Despite the amount of money she’s made in the last year, not to mention surviving 23 years on this planet, Nicole has never once written a check . In Snooki and JWoww Vs. The World – the actual working title – the terrible tandem will exploit the hell out of their embarrassing ignorance … natch. One of the big scenes takes place inside of a Jersey bank, when Snooki’s dad tries to teach her how to balance a checkbook. It’s an adventure. The rundown explains, “She gets a crash course in balancing her checkbook … but adding and subtracting from the ledger proves too much for her.” Somehow that’s not terrible hard to imagine. She also the banker, “Do you have any blinged out checks?” Ratings gold, people. Ratings. Gold .
Filed under: Joseph Gannascoli , Jersey Shore , The Sopranos We finally know who to blame for the rise of ” Jersey Shore ” — and ironically, it’s one of the greatest television shows of all-time … ” The Sopranos .” TMZ ran into “Sopranos” star Joseph Gannascoli at Vincent’s Restaurant in New York yesterday –… Read more
Filed under: Joseph Gannascoli , Jersey Shore , The Sopranos We finally know who to blame for the rise of ” Jersey Shore ” — and ironically, it’s one of the greatest television shows of all-time … ” The Sopranos .” TMZ ran into “Sopranos” star Joseph Gannascoli at Vincent’s Restaurant in New York yesterday –… Read more
Filed under: Snooki , Jwoww , TMZ TV , Jersey Shore In today’s very special preview of Snooki & Jwoww ‘s new reality show, the twosome will be played by a classically trained watermelon and two up-and-coming jugs of milk! Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings! Read more
Who gives a fuck about Jessica Alba. We need to remember her as the starlet who wronged us. Who chose her cunt self over her career and keeping her pervert fans happy. Who felt too important to get naked on camera, cuz she felt she had integrity and didn’t want to cheapen herself, even though she only was getting work for being hot, and who instead went and got knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was trying to dump her, like she lived in the fucking projects or some shit….The whole thing is fucking ghetto and I hope the only way she ever makes a comeback involves me seeing if her pussy is an inny or an outty… That’s all I have to say about that… Here she is showing off skinny calves on the street….like a common whore….
Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc…. Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs…. Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls…. Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore…. But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit…. I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate….. So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground… Here is the behind the scenes footage: Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts…. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO
Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc…. Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs…. Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls…. Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore…. But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit…. I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate….. So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground… Here is the behind the scenes footage: Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts…. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO
Okay, fine, Fox. We’ll tune in for Super Bowl XLV. While the network has deemed an adultery-themed website as inappropriate for the February 6 broadcast, it’s gladly given a greenlight to a Best Buy as that will feature Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne. “Justin Bieber is the biggest star out there, but that’s not why he’s in the spot,” Best Buy marketing chief Drew Panayiotou told USA Today . “He symbolically represents something important to the brand message.” The company won’t reveal just what Bieber and Osbourne will be up to in the commercial (which was filmed this month at Universal Studios). But it will air in the third quarter. “Very rarely do you get a big brand looking to evolve into something else,” Panayiotou says, adding that Bieber will also represent the store in upcoming Facebook ads. “We want to get this brand to a different place.”
Snooki and JWoww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, will be facing some serious life challenges on their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff pilot . The question is … are they up for them? Mortgages, career decisions, toilet paper … this is a reality show about coming of age. And coming on to hot guys while showing major cleave. The “story line” for the new show, which is separate from Jersey Shore season fou r: Snook moves in with JWoww, but cannot deal with real-life problems. When they set out to by a $1.5 million pad, for instance, they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check for that matter. They’re not smart. Then again, maybe we should cut ’em some slack, since they were just distracted by the “hot mortgage broker.” There’s a contradiction in terms for you. Conflict also erupts, according to a script obtained by TMZ, because Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of JWoww’s food.” Is there any way this won’t be a hit?!
