Sometimes all I really need to get the day started is a couple of models, who I think are named Noelia Lopez and Katerina Strygina modelling some shitty swimwear in a fashion show in Spain, because why the fuck not…I’m international, cultured, at least when it comes to half naked girls I can look at without leaving my house… like that..
Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…
Jessica Alba is perpetuating the evil kill the bush movement…with her mom blogger ad campaign that is designed to speak to wive’s everywhere, because that is her audience, who should, like all girls, not be shaving their pussies, but rather have more excuse not to shave their pussies, because the cost of having their man, who is conditioned by the bald pussy thanks to porn movement, leave them is too high… It’s like half of everything I own to fuck this bald pussy, all because big corporations created an insecurity for women, a fake want for men and a billion dollar industry, killing the bush in the process thanks to laser, when bush is one of the most erotic accessories a pussy can have besides an asshole.. So I guess Alba really is evil…and perpetuating negative body image for girls everywhere, by helping women feel objectified, with unrealistic media produced demands like hair removal… But she got paid over 100k for this people, so it is totally worth it… Devil woman.
I love that Bride Magazine did this profile on Hayden Panettiere who is either engaged or married…because I know that her fan base is mainly weirdos who watched her on Heroes, or whatever it was called, where they’ve been loyal followers of hers ever since…because that’s how sci/fi people work…but more importantly, they never turn their back on a hobbit looking bitch…because there’s so many sexual fantasies they can have with her…until today..when she is posing in Wedding dresses…for a Wedding Magazine…to remind you she’s getting married…only for you to get so angry, like when you found out Mila Kunis was engaged, because without her marriage there was still hope for your unemployed, living in your mom’s basement, virgin loser ass…
Jessica Alba is a stripper in the new Sin City.. This is the promo pic… As much as I like single mother strippers trying to make enough money for their drug habits… This is just too candy coated hollywood for me… There’s no herpes scabs or broken souls…which is a fail…. But I’ll still look, despite the whole not being naked yet being a stripper lie that is being presented to us.
Looks like Katy Perry wasn’t the only celebrity hottie at Miley Cyrus’ LA show last night, because here’s my favorite MILF Hilary Duff out enjoying some “me-time” with her friends. And considering the fact that I can see Hilary’s bra in these pictures, looks like I’ll be doing the same pretty soon. So hold my calls, because I’ve been looking forward to this all week. Photos: WENN.com
If Nicole Murphy doesn’t look too familiar, that’s probably because like 95% of the world, you didn’t know a reality show called Hollywood Exes even existed until just now. But turns out Eddie Murphy’s ex Nicole is one of the “stars” of the VH1 show, and they filmed her hanging out in a bikini at the beach, because they know what viewers want. Then Nicole went and took it over the top with some impressive bikini poses. Now I’ve never seen this one before, but I like it. So move over Jessica Alba , because I think we may have just found a serious contender for my new favorite bikini ass pose. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Lorde. She’s just like any teenager out there. Except, you know, she has a number-one single and multiple Grammy Awards to her name. Still, the “Royals” crooner made a pretty cool gesture on Instagram last night, posting a photo of herself in bed without any makeup on… but with plenty of acne cream across her face. The helpful message? You aren’t alone, girls. Even mega famous celebrities deal with the occasional pimple… Lorde is merely the latest star to go all natural online. Over the past several months, Demi Lovato has posted a no makeup photo on Twitter. And so has Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian and many others. Toggle through some of the most memorable now: 29 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous Open Slideshow 1. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture. View As List 1. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture. 2. Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup! Kourtney Kardashian with no makeup makes for an interesting and unexpected sight. 3. Beyonce No Makeup Selfie Beyonce has shared this great no makeup selfie. She rules, this woman. 4. Mila Kunis No Makeup Mila Kunis is makeup-free in this ad for Gemfields. And she looks GORGEOUS! 5. Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free Kim Kardashian in a bikini? That’s commonplace. Kim Kardashian without any makeup on, as seen here? Less frequent. 6. Courtney Stodden Without Makeup Courtney Stodden is makeup-free in this photo. What do you think of it? 7. Jessica Simpson With No Makeup Jessica Simpson without makeup is quite a sight to see. A beautiful and natural one. 8. Jennifer Lawrence in No Makeup Jennifer Lawrence poses for Dior in a new ad campaign with minimal makeup. She looks flawless. 9. Khloe Kardashian: Makeup Free Khloe Kardashian is makeup free in this photo. She is posing for TLC’s “Unpretty” campaign – and looking good, huh? 10. Marilyn Manson Without Makeup Marilyn Manson is not wearing any makeup on the set of Eastbound & Down. 11. Rihanna in No Makeup Rihanna in no makeup. Makes for a nice photo and change of pace. 12. Alexis Bellino, No Makeup Alexis Bellino poses here with no makeup. Do you still like her face? 13. Demi Lovato Makeup-Free Selfie Yes, this really is Demi Lovato. The singer has gone totally makeup-free in a new selfie. 14. Jennifer Aniston No Makeup Jennifer Aniston looking gorgeous as ever with no makeup. 15. Lady Gaga No Makeup Selfie Lady Gaga has shared a dramatic new selfie with no makeup. You gotta see what she looks like, seriously. 16. Jessica Alba No Makeup Jessica Alba has posted this photo to Instagram. She isn’t afraid to be seen without any makeup on. 17. Kylie Jenner No Makeup Kylie Jenner goes makeup free in this photo. And she still looks very pretty! 18. Emilia Clarke No Makeup Photo Emilia Clarke has gone sans makeup in this photo. She’s still beautiful, isn’t she? 19. Mariah Carey No Makeup Mariah Carey has posted this photo of herself with no makeup online. How does she look, folks? 20. Pippa Middleton No Makeup Pippa Middleton with no makeup looks very different. That is for certain. 21. Kate Upton, No Makeup Kate Upton wears no makeup at the airport. She looks cute just the same! 22. Lena Dunham No Makeup Photo Lena Dunham is not wearing makeup in this photo. Would you have sex with her? 23. Snooki, Makeup Free Snooki is makeup free. And holding her baby boy Lorenzo. Cute pic. 24. Heidi Klum No Makeup Heidi Klum poses here, entirely makeup free. She is doing so on behalf of the charity Children in Need. 25. Oprah, No Makeup Oprah Tweeted a cute pic of herself with no makeup on the set of her new movie The Butler. Here it is. 26. Miley Cyrus No Makeup Good morning, world! Miley Cyrus has Tweeted this early morning, makeup free photos to fans. 27. Crystal Harris, No Makeup Crystal Harris is wearing a bikini in this photo. But she’s going makeup-free. 28. Barbie With No Makeup Barbie with no makeup looks different, that’s for sure. A lot different. 29. Lorde No Makeup Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream!
I don’t think she was up for an award or anything (I also don’t care), but I was pretty glad to see that Jessica Alba showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night. It feels like we haven’t seen one of my favorite MILFs in months. I’m pretty sure I started to go into hottie withdrawal. But thankfully Jessica’s back now and she’s looking just as smoking hot as I remembered. Man, what I wouldn’t give for a chance to unzip this dress of hers with my teeth. Or my hands, for that matter. No need to make this fantasy overly complicated. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com
Jessica Alba must really want the Hollywood Tuna MILF of the Year title, because she’s been seriously stepping up the hotness in 2013. Here she is at the LA premiere of her new movie A.C.O.D. , which apparently stands for “Adult Child of Divorce.” I think it’s probably too mean (even for me) to say that that’s what I hope Jessica’s kids will grow up to be once Jessica finally comes to her senses and realizes that we were meant to be together. Honestly, I’d be perfectly fine with just having an affair instead. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Body In A Hot Dress Jessica Alba In All Her MILF Glory Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: WENN.com