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Slimmy Trimmy! German Woman Wears Waist Whittling Corset For Three Years — Making Her A Mere 16 Inches Around The Middle!

You ain’t bout that life! Some folks will do ANYTHING to reach their goal of getting slimmy trimmy even endure pain, suffering and muscle atrophy! Via NY Daily News reports : Itty-bitty Berliner Michele Kobke, 24, has worn a corset continuously for three years, dropping nine inches off her waistline in her quest for a slim, hourglass figure. Kobke tells the Daily News she started with a waist of about 25 inches. Her three years of wearing a corset, which she wears eating, sleeping and even swimming, has left her with a 16- or 17- inch waist. “My dream waist is 15 inches,” she said. That would represent a world record for an adult, currently held by Connecticut woman Cathie Jung. It’s a practice known a tightlacing, a community of enthusiasts who tightly lace corsets to achieve such drastic body modifications. Kobke keeps a detailed account of her journey on her Facebook page and in YouTube videos, showing off different corsets for friends and fans. She even sews her own pieces and models famous fashion designers’ corset creations. Even as she closes in on her “dream” waist, Kobke admits there are health concerns with such a passion. A doctor already diagnosed her with some muscle atrophy from wearing the fashion piece 24 hours a day. “I can’t imagine to just stop one day,” she said in a segment with RTL, a German television channel. “The corsets have become an important part of my life. I just can’t imagine.” But aside even from the medical risks, Kobke has had a falling out with family members, who disagree with the extreme measures she takes for beauty. “My family’s reaction to my tightlacing regimen is quite negative,” she told the German TV station. “They say that I spoil my body. But I would say that smoking and drinking alcohol are actually much worse for you, so corsets may not be healthy, but also not really unhealthy.” Corsets have even gained traction as a celebrity semi-fad after Jessica Alba revealed earlier this year that she wore such a piece to slim her stomach after having her children. “I wore a double corset day and night for three months,” Alba, 31, told Net-A-Porter’s magazine. “It was sweaty, but worth it. It was brutal; it’s not for everyone.” Yikes. Would you go to such great lengths for an itty bitty waist??? Check out more photos below: Michele Kobke

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Hands-Free Whopper Holder: Actually a Thing!

What’s crazier than McDonald’s claiming it does not sell junk food ? How about Burger King coming out with an apparatus that allows one to eat a Whopper without using one’s hands? Yes, the chain debuted such an item this week in honor of its 50th anniversary in Puerto, giving away 50 hands-free holders to customers in that U.S. territory. It’s unclear whether or not the extremely useful and necessary tool will make its way to the States, but here is a commercial for it: Hands-Free Whopper Commercial

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Beautiful Women Eat for Free at Brazil Fast Food Chain

Yes, Burger King now offers a hands-free Whopper holder. But a fast food chain in Brazil tried to make an actual difference in people’s lives this March. In honor of International Women’s Day, the restaurant Spoleto handed out mirrors to female customers and told them their order would be comped as long as they could say with confidence: I’m beautiful. Pretty cool, right? A video documenting the day just went online. Check it out now: Beautiful Women Eat Free at Restaurant This experiment is part of a new trend of businesses engaging with female empowerment as a type of advertising. Last month, for example, Dove released a ” Real Beauty ” campaign that asked women to describe themselves to a sketch artist. It became a viral sensation.

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Michelle Rodriguez Stars in New Machete Kills Character Poster

Get ready for all the vaguely Marxist college kids to start wearing “Shé” t-shirts. Michelle Rodriguez stars as Shé ( not to be confused with the Argentine revolutionary Che Guevara) in the new Machete Kills  character poster . Take a look: Danny Trejo returns to star as the title character in the action sequel. This time, he is approached by the U.S. President to help stop a dangerous millionaire. Who plays the President? Charlie Sheen. The movie is apparently a dystopian horror film. Who plays the wealthy lunatic? Mel Gibson.  There’s the realism we were looking for. Robert Rodriguez returns to direct the film, which will premiere September 13. Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Lady Gaga also star. Watch the  Machete Kills trailer for a preview.

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Mo’Nique Weight Loss: 80 Pounds!!!

In a word? WHOA! Mo’Nique has taken to Twitter to show off her new physique, which is down to 218 pounds after once weighing in at over 300. And credit for the change apparently goes to husband Sidney Hicks, who explained that Mo’Nique is a mother and must be thinking ahead these days. “I want to meet their babies,” the actress told New York’s Hot 97 FM of her children. “So, I said, ‘Let me stop being selfish, and eating everything.'” The result of focusing on healthy recipes , lifting weights, doing yoga and taking a minimum of 1,000 steps per day is evident. Just look at her in the above photo! “We can always get a quick fix,” Mo’Nique wrote on Twitter. “However what will be the long term effects… Do it naturally, benefits . . . PRICELESS.” Amen! The star adds that her goal is to drop about 15-20 more pounds and get below 200. We have no doubt she can do it!

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Jessica Alba Street Fighter Photo Inspires Hadouken Meme

Jessica Alba is an online inspiration to us all. The actress recently posted a photo of herself on the receiving end of a Street Fighter -like attack from husband Cash Warren , as he goes all Ryu on the beauty, putting his hands together and forcing Alba back with a bit of magic. Check out the fun Instagram picture here: Tagging other shots like this one with #Hadouken, Alba has prompted the outbreak of a new Meme, as others around the Internet have joined in. To wit: Are you down with some Hadouken-ing? Submit your photos to THG today and we’ll include them in this article if so!

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Jessica Alba’s See-Through Bra is Worth Celebrating! [PICS]

Paparazzi shots are normally not our bread and butter here at Mr. Skin, but when stars as skingy as Jessica Alba flash flesh outside of skinema, we must stand up and take notice. While strolling around New York on Tuesday, Jessica accidentally pulled back her top to reveal a see-through black bra and full Alba Alboob! Fortunately the ever-present photographers were there to capture this unprecedented exposure, so we can savor this moist skintriguing moment forever. More pics after the jump!

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A Whole Lot of Celeb Bitches Dolled Up at the Met Gala of the Day

I know that it is hard to believe the world goes on after the release of TEEN MOM’S SEX TAPE , but it does for these Hollywood bitches who only care about themselves, and it happened in the form of some Punk Themed party at the Met. It happens every year, and anyone who is anybody according to society was there…..from Miley Cyrus with her spike hair in some mesh looking thing to….. Miranda Kerr…. Jessica Alba…. Kate Upton in Green…cuz she’s a TANK…. There were so many more of these kinds of bitches all dolled up like it was prom….from Kirsten Dunst to Dakota Fanning, Anne Hathaway to Julianne Hough, just a whole lot of shitty people, who the world find important, reminding those of us who weren’t there that we are nobodies, and you ain’t shit unless you go to prom type events with rich people….who I would probably hate , if I was forced to go to it, I mean, if I was ever somebody, which I don’t really anticipating being anytime soon, because it seems like it is the fucking worst… So if you’re into dolled up famous sluts, click the link…the powers of the stepFORUM did a nice round-up. To See The Rest of the Pics Shot by the Paparazzi FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Happy 32nd Birthday, Jessica Alba!

One of the best and most beautiful moms in Hollywood celebrates a birthday today. Jessica Alba is 32!!! The gorgeous star will next be seen in the latest edition of the Sin City franchise, but has been away from the big screen for awhile for a very good reason: She’s the dedicated mother of two daughters: Honor, 4 and Haven, 1. But Alba recently made news for saying that she wore a double corset for three months to shed her baby weight. OUCH! A dedicated wife to Cash Warren and quite a looker, Alba does a solid job remaining out of the celebrity gossip tabloids. For that, we salute her with the following montage of Jessica Alba pictures and we encourage readers to send in their best wishes…

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Miley Cyrus Tongue of the DAy

Sure I prefer looking at her long legs and tiny body walking the streets in heels without a bra on….because that’s kinda her thing. But I’m good with her self shot pics of her looking like that “crazy” emoticon, you know hat back, tongue out, doin the “Amanda Bynes”….you know pretending to lose her shit. Not because I like girls who are a little androgynous, not that short hair makes a bitch have testicles, or even make a bitch seem crazy, like she’s losing her mind, despite what they want you to think, but because I like looking at those lips, that mouth, and most importantly that tongue, I’d be totally into shoving up my ass while making her sing Walt Disney Tunes, you know to feel at home and comfortable, like I was one of the execs who gave her her first gig. All this to say, I’m a fan.

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