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The Perfect Porn Star Looks Like Jessica Alba [PIC]

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re trying to find out what men (and women) really want, looking at porn is a good way to go. What men click when no one is watching says a lot more about them than what they say when they’re trying to impress their friends. So what would the perfect porn performer look like? Our friends over at YTD set out to find the answer to this question, taking the physical stats of past AVN Performer of the Year winners and cross-referencing them against the thousands of stars in Mr. Skin’s celebrity database. In the end, they discovered that the perfect porn performer (and therefore, one might surmise, the ideal sexual partner) would have the height, weight, age, measurements, hair color, home state, and zodiac sign of Jessica Alba . We’ve gotta say, we’re not all that surprised. See an infographic outlining YTD ‘s SKINalysis after the jump!

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The Perfect Porn Star Looks Like Jessica Alba [PIC]

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re trying to find out what men (and women) really want, looking at porn is a good way to go. What men click when no one is watching says a lot more about them than what they say when they’re trying to impress their friends. So what would the perfect porn performer look like? Our friends over at YTD set out to find the answer to this question, taking the physical stats of past AVN Performer of the Year winners and cross-referencing them against the thousands of stars in Mr. Skin’s celebrity database. In the end, they discovered that the perfect porn performer (and therefore, one might surmise, the ideal sexual partner) would have the height, weight, age, measurements, hair color, home state, and zodiac sign of Jessica Alba . We’ve gotta say, we’re not all that surprised. See an infographic outlining YTD ‘s SKINalysis after the jump!

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Paulina Porizkova Ageless Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you don’t know who this Paulina Porizkova chick is, you probably weren’t around in the eighties. She’s a Czech former supermodel who married that weird looking guy form The Cars …. They were a popular band once. She was also a judge on America’s Next Top Model if that helps. Anyhow, she’s like fifty years old now and this is what she looks like in a bikini. Still pretty damn hot. I’d like to bounce that Czech. Ha!

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Jordana Brewster Belongs In Spandex

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordanna Brewster isn’t exactly the most famous woman I’ve ever had on the site, I don’t really know what the hell it is that she does, but I’ve had her on the site before and I think she’s hot so who cares. Here she is giving us a really good look at her skinny chick legs in some killer tight spandex pants. I love that spandex has become an appropriate material for people to wear, it used to be reserved for cyclists and perverts.

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Lena Gercke’s Tight Bikini Body Is Back

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright so this is the second day in a row I’ve had pictures of this Lena Gercke chick up on the site in her bikini. Any complaints? I didn’t think so. I know what my readers want to finish off the week and it’s a hot German model showing off her incredibly tight body in a little bikini. I would eat dinner off that booty if she’d let me… She’s German, of course she’d let me. I’m only saying that because I’ve seen some very bizarre sex things on the internet and they always somehow involve a German. Just saying.

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Paulina Gretzky’s Sweet Bikini Tweets

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember a little while back when hockey legend Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina Gretzky posted all kinds of racy pictures of herself on her Twitter page and then old Wayner shut her down? Good times. Well it looks like she’s back in business. Here she is showing off some really good genetics in a sexy little bikini. She seems very talented to me… So does her friend actually, I think some playful wrestling is in order.

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Paulina Gretzky’s Sweet Bikini Tweets

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember a little while back when hockey legend Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina Gretzky posted all kinds of racy pictures of herself on her Twitter page and then old Wayner shut her down? Good times. Well it looks like she’s back in business. Here she is showing off some really good genetics in a sexy little bikini. She seems very talented to me… So does her friend actually, I think some playful wrestling is in order.

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Lena Gercke Hot German Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you haven’t got a clue who this Lena Gercke chick is, you’re not German and you’re not alone. Apparently she was the winner of the first Germany’s Next Top Model , so you should be ashamed of yourself for not recognizing her. Come on. Who doesn’t spend most of their day watching German television? Anyhow, she’s a model and she’s on the beach in a bikini so that’s good enough for me. Did I mention she’s also dating some millionaire soccer player?… Of course she is.

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Jessica Alba in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted this pic of Jessica Alba in Italy in her bikini yesterday, or whenever it was that she put it up on Instagram, because I’m a fan of girls who are content produers….and who put the shit out before the paparazzi get to it….because the paparazzi are the devils and making the obsolete is a good thing…even the whole point of this post is to drive you to the paparazzi pics of Alba in her bikini ….. I like tacky girls marketing themselves in bikinis, it is the basis of most of my facebook masturbation sessions….you see cuz girls you know half naked is more fun than girls you don’t know getting fucked….and the real highlight of personal pics is finding out that bitch’s Mom’s got some Tits….. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Alba’s Hot Mom Bikini Body Exposed

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t normally post pictures of hot chicks playing in a swimming pool with their kids, the local pool doesn’t allow me to bring my camera anymore after the “incident”, but when the mom in question is Jessica Alba … I’m all over it. Here’s the hot momma showing off her awesome mom body in a rockin’ little bikini. So hot. I don’t know why she doesn’t show that thing off more often, it’s perfect, she should be walking around every day looking like this. I guess I’d never get any work done if she did. Still worth it.

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