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Jessica Alba Tits Do Coffee of the Day

Alba’s milk filled mom tits with a straw from a luxurious coffee between her cleavage like she’s getting titty fucked seemed a lot hotter when I downloaded them…I can blame it on one thing…serious perversion….that sometimes leads to posting boring shit…because knowing there’s a ripped apart vagina from childbirth under this dress is enough to get me going…cuz nothing says great sex like a flappy, stretched out vagina for my already minor penis…you know the kind of penis that allows me in the girl’s locker room at the gym cuz they can’t tell if I’m just a hairy woman with a big clit or not….there’s a sunny side to everything…even these pics of Alba….cuz you know she’s gonna be doing naked scenes now that she’s not the young hot starlet in Hollywood she once was….good.

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Jessica Alba Shows A Little Skin

I’m not sure these can be considered great pictures of Jessica Alba , but every time I see her lately she’s either chasing some kid around or taking her husband for a walk, so it’s nice to see her out on her own for a change. I think the fact that she’s walking through a dirty alleyway makes this crap even hotter, like she’s a badass about to roll some hayseed tourist for his walking around cash. Hot.

Jessica Alba Mom Body of the DAy

I watched some thicker looking bitch in spandex yesterday get her car backed into by a massive truck, only for her and her big tits and round ass run after the fucking truck in what was my kind of accident porn, mainly because she had a pair of fuck me boots with the highest heels, making her stalky, thickness look lean and voluptuous in the Kim Kardashian fashion tip….leading me to a conclusion I never thought I’d come to, called willingness to fuck fatties so long as they are in heels. Here’s Jessica Alba contributing to that revelation…

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Jordana Brewster’s Hotness Hits The Street

Here’s my favorite bushy eyebrowed hottie Jordana Brewster walking along the sidewalk the other day while chatting on her iPhone. Impressive, she can walk and send a text message at the same time. Good to know, that moves her pretty quickly up the ‘Chicks I Want To Marry List’. I don’t know if it’s safe for her to be walking around all by herself like this, there are a lot of creepy people out there. She needs a big strong blogger to protect her. I even laughed at that one… Strong and blogger in the same sentence. Hilarious.

Two Kids Have Squeezed Through Alba’s Vagina of the Day

Here are some Alba Milk Filled tits to distract you from the damage she’s done to the rest of her…you know in deciding to hang up her acting career that was based on being the hot bitch who never gets naked…in exchange for starting a family and destroying a lovely tight body she once had without leaving us with pictures of the shit before the damage was done… But the good news is that in her comeback, she’s going to be more mature and serious about her work, she’s also going to be more comfortable showing her snatch, you know since two pregnancies has forced her to show rooms of people who weren’t clever enough to camera pic that shit when it was going down, so nudity will come…battered pussy, stretch marks and all….and sometimes….only sometimes…that is better than nothing.

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Keira Knightley Got Drunk Before Filming Her Spanking Scene in A Dangerous Method [PICS]

There are women out there who like a nice tap on the tush every now and then, but Keira Knightley isn’t one of them. In fact, she says in a new interview that she almost turned down her starring role in A Dangerous Method because of its spanking scenes. After being reassured by director David Cronenberg that the scenes would be “clinical” and “not voyeuristic in that way” (whatever that means), Keira was able to screw up her courage and do a scene where she is tied to a bed and spanked. It helped that co-star Michael Fassbende r wasn’t actually hitting her, but a box next to her on the bed, but Keira says she still needed some liquid courage: “I did a couple of shots of vodka – definitely – beforehand, and then a couple of glasses of champagne as a celebration of never having to do that again,” Keira told The Hollywood Reporter this week. Speaking of flogging (flogging the bishop, that is) join us after the jump for some of Mr. Skin’s favorite spanking scenes!

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Scarlett Johansson Enlists FBI in Phone-Hacking Case

Scarlett Johansson can’t take back her nude cell phone pics. They’ve been posted on hundreds of websites and downloaded onto countless hard drives all over the world. So the star is going for the next best thing- busting the guys who stole them. On top of sending threatening letters to sites which first posted the pics, she’s enlisting the FBI to investigate the celebrity-hacking ring that’s allegedly broken into the cell phones and personal email accounts of over 50 female stars, including Jessica Alba , Californication ‘s Addison Timlin , Christina Aguilera and Mila Kunis (though reportedly the only pics on her phone were of Justin Timberlake ). The FBI confirmed to E! News that they are, in fact, on the case. Some of the targets- like Scarlett and Vanessa Hudgens – have already have their nude pics leaked, while the cyber-criminals are still sitting on others. Are we going to see a deluge of celebrity cell phone pics as the G-men close in on the pervy programmers? Only time- and gossip bloggers- will tell. See more sexy pics and clips of Scarlett Johansson right here at Mr.Skin.com

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Elisabetta Canalis Posing with her Nude Peta Ad of the Day

Here is the proof you didn’t need that George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is pulling all stops in her bottom feeding…from having sex with him and trying to milk that as hard as she could before it was pulled from her…to signing up with Dancing With the Stars….to getting naked in Peta…seems about right….for the bottom feeder hustle…and if it involves nudity, I’m down, even if organic vegan nudity is the worst fucking kind of nudity….I’d rather a sex tape any fucking day…but here’s her tight body anyway…

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Jessica Alba’s Sloppy New Mom Body of the Day

When milk filled tits aren’t being fully exposed…or at least being taken advantage of….mom bodies really stand out for the ruined state they actually are….you know tits, especially tits that can nourish, have an ability to really distract from the fact that a bitch is fucking destroyed thanks to her ego’s need to have a mini version of her running around polluting the fucking world… Here’s Jessica Alba looking like pure shit….and I can only imagine what kind of meaty hell her pussy is in, if the rest of her body’s recovery has been this expected for the Mexican we have to remember she is…

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Jessica Alba Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Here are some Jessica Alba milk filled mom tits on a mom body being exposed as much as this prude exposes her tits because she wants to be respected for her acting skills and in doing that has become the biggest cock tease… I thought child birth is supposed to make women desperate for male attention while struggling with post partum depression and a vagina hanging down to their knees….at least that’s what I tell myself everytime I go to the park and watch mom and baby yoga classes…or see a bitch breast feeding for attention and not cuz her baby is hungry….cuz pulling out a tit when trapped in life…just makes fucking sense…. I just hope things change for her and all the doctors proding with her cunt make her return to acting very naked, cuz naked will be all the work she can get, in a time she’s finally secure with her body…even though she should have been secure with her body back when she was 19 and tight…. Who cares.

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