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Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough In Her Sweet Jumpsuit

I wouldn’t say that I’m a huge fan of the one piece jumpsuit, but I have to admit that I’m kinda liking these shots of Julianne Hough in hers. Here she is at that Coca-Cola awards show, or whatever it is, looking pretty damn sexy. She looks like she could probably high kick an apple off someone’s head or do the splits across a couple of chairs. Either way, hot.

Julianne Hough In Her Sweet Jumpsuit

I wouldn’t say that I’m a huge fan of the one piece jumpsuit, but I have to admit that I’m kinda liking these shots of Julianne Hough in hers. Here she is at that Coca-Cola awards show, or whatever it is, looking pretty damn sexy. She looks like she could probably high kick an apple off someone’s head or do the splits across a couple of chairs. Either way, hot.

Julianne Hough Gets A Little Chilly

Are we back on this Dancing With The Stars garbage? Am I supposed to give a fat fart who the hell this

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Selena Gomez Get Inappropriately Sexy

I never thought I’d be doing a post about a hottie attending something called the 2011 Disney Kids & Family Upront event, I’m pretty sure that kind of thing gets your name on a government list, but Selena Gomez was invited and she’s a cutie so I didn’t really have a choice. Besides, she’s an adult now, so everything is fine, and I have lots of fans who love this chick so… Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

Lacey Schwimmer Bikini Top of the Day

Here’s a manly faced bitch playing ball in a bikini top…I mean I’m not sure why she even bothered with the bikini top…cuz clearly the basketball isn’t the only balls in this picture…based on her face, she’s not the only one schwimming, the sperm in her ball sack are…. She’s the Dancing with the Stars dancer who has the body of some gutter bitch in the projects with 14 kids with 10 different black fathers….you’d think fitness would come with less thickness…. That said, I like my bitches or the bitches I like to slim down by not eating, not by bench pressing. The whole thing is pretty disgusting, but she’s got a bikini top on, and that’s good enough for you….and apparently good enough for me.

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Lacey Schwimmer Bikini Top of the Day