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Jessica Alba in Some Shorts of the Day

Jessica Alba has the ablility to make short demin shorts boring as fuck because making things boring seems to be her mission in life. It’s like we all want to see the bitch naked, even after her pregnancy, but we can’t manage sitting through the shitty movies, or go through the shitty pictures that make up her life….she always looks miserable and I guess it all stems from being the “hot chick” who doesn’t want to be the “hot chick” until she realizes she has no fucking money and has to go back to work and will be forced to realize that her only talent she has is that her mexican pussy can trap men, and she’ll be thrown back into a fuckin’ bikini where she was meant to be before she went of course thanks the love… Pics via Fame

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Jessica Alba in Some Shorts of the Day

Jessica Alba Wears Short Shorts…. Kinda

It seems that really short denim shorts are going to be all the rage this summer, which is pretty awesome if you ask me because the girls in my neighborhood like to wear high heels with everything, so the thought of Jessica Alba wearing a pair got my attention. Unfortunately things didn’t work out quite the way I had hoped. Yes technically she’s wearing short denim shorts, but these are acid washed and far too big on her, she looks like she stole them from some roller skating gay dude from the eighties. Poor guy’s probably freezing his balls off skating around town pantless carrying his boombox on his shoulder. Not cool Jessica. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Jessica Alba’s Plaid Appeal

And on her farm she had a…. Very expensive looking bottle of water. Jessica Alba stepped out in a baggy plaid button-down for some girl time in Brentwood, CA. No matter what, the gal always looks good… So she might as well be going for comfort!

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Jessica Alba’s Plaid Appeal

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Jessica Alba’s Daughter — Baby Bjork

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Jessica Alba , Fashion Jessica Alba’s adorable daughter Honor is a fashion miracle worker for managing to turn Bjork’s infamous Oscar swan dress debacle into the cutest outfit ever.The 21-month-old rocked her kiddie couture homage to the outlandish Icelandic singer at a … Permalink

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Jessica Alba Shopping for Underwear of the Day

Jessica Alba was out shopping for underwear and no one cared because no one cares about Jessica Alba anymore and she only has herself to blame, see she was a the top of her game, the girl everyone wanted to fuck who couldn’t act, who was easy to replace cuz there are many hot girls in the world, but had so much momentum behind her that no one could really catch up, until she let her personal life get in the fucking way, and single handedly made herself obsolete by getting knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was about to leave her before she polluted her womb…Career Sucide, like real suicide is nothing to respect and I guess that’s why no one bothers with her except me, but that’s only because we have that Mexican connection despite her pretending she’s not Mexican….I guess she thinks we’re dirty….cuz she’s a snobby delusional cunt like that….at least the public are giving her what she fucking deserves…. Pics via Fame

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Celebs Get Their Morning Fix

We spotted Renee Zellweger grabbing a four-pack o’ joe with a big smile on her face. And we don’t blame her one bit. Check out other celebs getting their drink on.

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The Fantastic Three Take To The Park

Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren take on the swings, sand boxes and slides with daughter Honor. A day at the park with mom and dad? Doesn’t get much better than that!

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Candice Swanepoel Teases In Her Lingerie

Alright, the weekend is here, I can finally leave my mother’s basement and go for some drinks, but before I do I thought I’d share some pictures of Candice Swanepoel in various stages of undress. Supermodels are awesome. I think government scientist should start cloning these girls, the world would be a better place with more supermodels walking the streets. Crime would be down because everyone would be too happy snuggling on the couch watching HGTV with their supermodel girlfriends. Sign me up. more pictures of Candice Swanepoel here

Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities

Playboy has released their annual Sexiest Celebrities list which is just an excuse for us to post a ton of pictures of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood. Click through the gallery to check out Megan Fox , Jessica Alba , Scarlett Johansson , Angelina Jolie and Nicole Scherzinger to name of the few babes that made the cut.

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