Krisen Bell is old, overrated, boring, played out, not the girl I like to have as the hot main character of any movie I’ve seen her in….but the girl I’d like to replace with a hot younger girl with bigger tits to be the main character of movies I’ve seen her in….As far as I’m concerned, she’s just low level, but managed to get a few good hits, even though all her movie roles should be the straight to DVD kind, cuz she’s that kind of girl…even her bikini pics in Esquire are uneventful, even boring…I guess when you’re a teen dream, but pushing 35….shit becomes more of a nightmare….
This is my attempt to lure all one billion Indian people into my trap….I need India as my fan…I need to be hired to make public appearances in their markets…I need my own TV show on India TV…..Using pics of their celebrities in latex who I have never heard of named Deepika….who I’d probably like to get Deepika inside if I had a penis capable of going deep….especially in her latex….especially if it helped me get in with her people….. Jessica Biel was Wet for GQ India…I am pretty sure this are some seriously bootleg, dated, GQ shots of Jessica Biel from 1998, that they just allow their franchise over in India have access to their old database…but she looks good…
This is my attempt to lure all one billion Indian people into my trap….I need India as my fan…I need to be hired to make public appearances in their markets…I need my own TV show on India TV…..Using pics of their celebrities in latex who I have never heard of named Deepika….who I’d probably like to get Deepika inside if I had a penis capable of going deep….especially in her latex….especially if it helped me get in with her people….. Jessica Biel was Wet for GQ India…I am pretty sure this are some seriously bootleg, dated, GQ shots of Jessica Biel from 1998, that they just allow their franchise over in India have access to their old database…but she looks good…
Rumors had swirled that late night host Jimmy Fallon could host the 2012 Oscars telecast, with none other than SNL / Late Night producer Lorne Michaels potentially coming aboard to produce the annual extravaganza. Speaking with Matt Lauer Wednesday on the Today show, Fallon seemed to corroborate the speculation but revealed that he will not be hosting. “No, I’m not going to do the Oscars,” Fallon said. “It’s an honor to be asked by the Academy, but it’s not my year.” So wait — Fallon was asked to host, and he turned them down? Semantics, etc. Between the departure of ex-Academy president Tom Sherak and the new tenure of his successor Hawk Koch, the reported objections ABC had to hiring NBC figure Fallon, and the fact that Fallon’s late night rival Jimmy Kimmel is already hosting the Emmys — which Fallon did in 2010 to positive reviews — who knows why the Academy and Fallon couldn’t make it happen this year. If the gig’s still open, who, if not Fallon/Michaels, could finally make the Oscars telecast great again? (Put your hand down, Ratner .) Sound off, Oscarwatchers! [ THR ]
Rumors had swirled that late night host Jimmy Fallon could host the 2012 Oscars telecast, with none other than SNL / Late Night producer Lorne Michaels potentially coming aboard to produce the annual extravaganza. Speaking with Matt Lauer Wednesday on the Today show, Fallon seemed to corroborate the speculation but revealed that he will not be hosting. “No, I’m not going to do the Oscars,” Fallon said. “It’s an honor to be asked by the Academy, but it’s not my year.” So wait — Fallon was asked to host, and he turned them down? Semantics, etc. Between the departure of ex-Academy president Tom Sherak and the new tenure of his successor Hawk Koch, the reported objections ABC had to hiring NBC figure Fallon, and the fact that Fallon’s late night rival Jimmy Kimmel is already hosting the Emmys — which Fallon did in 2010 to positive reviews — who knows why the Academy and Fallon couldn’t make it happen this year. If the gig’s still open, who, if not Fallon/Michaels, could finally make the Oscars telecast great again? (Put your hand down, Ratner .) Sound off, Oscarwatchers! [ THR ]
It takes about ten seconds to guess how the latest Gerard Butler vehicle Playing for Keeps will most likely end (Is that Jessica Biel as Butler’s harried ex, who still looks a bit mooney-eyed for her rascally baby daddy? And she’s about to get married to someone else? A classic Rom-Com 101 recipe for love! ) but that won’t stop the target demo from swooning come December 7. And let’s be real: I will so watch this movie, predictable or not. It’s not that Butler is all that swoon-worthy as a middle-aged loser athlete clinging to his past greatness. (Gross.) It’s not that Playing for Keeps , with its groan-worthily on the nose sports-themed title, feels fresh in any way whatsoever. (It doesn’t. But how great would it be if this was a remake of the Weinstein-directed 1986 rock ‘n’ roll hotel comedy of the same name?) And don’t get me started on how Uma Thurman and Catherine Zeta-Jones, both 42 and exactly the same age as Butler, have become Hollywood’s go-to cougar-types while the 12-years-younger Jessica Biel is positioned as Butler’s fresh-faced leading lady. Whatever. I’ll go see this Playing for Keeps because it vaguely reminds me of those ’90s rom-coms that used to star Michelle Pfeiffer and Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks and John Cusack, the kind of movies about grown-ups of a certain age dealing with parenting and careers and their own crippling failings while still falling in love. (Like I said: A vague reminder. Let’s just all blow off work and go Netflix One Fine Day , shall we?) Also, those brief soccer-tot scenes remind me of Ladybugs . And The Big Green . And I kinda want to see Gerard Butler juggle a few balls and shoot a Gatorade bottle off a goalpost with a soccer ball. For that matter, forget Butler: I’d like to see Biel, reportedly a soccer ace in real life, dribble circles around Butler on the pitch. Give me that movie, Hollywood. Verdict: Feels predictable, familiar… and mindlessly watchable. Eh, why not? Playing for Keeps hits theaters on December 7 and is directed by Gabriele Muccino ( The Pursuit of Happyness , Seven Pounds ).
It takes about ten seconds to guess how the latest Gerard Butler vehicle Playing for Keeps will most likely end (Is that Jessica Biel as Butler’s harried ex, who still looks a bit mooney-eyed for her rascally baby daddy? And she’s about to get married to someone else? A classic Rom-Com 101 recipe for love! ) but that won’t stop the target demo from swooning come December 7. And let’s be real: I will so watch this movie, predictable or not. It’s not that Butler is all that swoon-worthy as a middle-aged loser athlete clinging to his past greatness. (Gross.) It’s not that Playing for Keeps , with its groan-worthily on the nose sports-themed title, feels fresh in any way whatsoever. (It doesn’t. But how great would it be if this was a remake of the Weinstein-directed 1986 rock ‘n’ roll hotel comedy of the same name?) And don’t get me started on how Uma Thurman and Catherine Zeta-Jones, both 42 and exactly the same age as Butler, have become Hollywood’s go-to cougar-types while the 12-years-younger Jessica Biel is positioned as Butler’s fresh-faced leading lady. Whatever. I’ll go see this Playing for Keeps because it vaguely reminds me of those ’90s rom-coms that used to star Michelle Pfeiffer and Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks and John Cusack, the kind of movies about grown-ups of a certain age dealing with parenting and careers and their own crippling failings while still falling in love. (Like I said: A vague reminder. Let’s just all blow off work and go Netflix One Fine Day , shall we?) Also, those brief soccer-tot scenes remind me of Ladybugs . And The Big Green . And I kinda want to see Gerard Butler juggle a few balls and shoot a Gatorade bottle off a goalpost with a soccer ball. For that matter, forget Butler: I’d like to see Biel, reportedly a soccer ace in real life, dribble circles around Butler on the pitch. Give me that movie, Hollywood. Verdict: Feels predictable, familiar… and mindlessly watchable. Eh, why not? Playing for Keeps hits theaters on December 7 and is directed by Gabriele Muccino ( The Pursuit of Happyness , Seven Pounds ).
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will tie the knot at a private, luxury resort in Montana this month , sources close to the couple have told Celebuzz. The happy couple, who have been together since 2007 with the exception of a brief breakup last year, will say “I do” at Yellowstone Club in Big Sky. Total Recall star Biel, 30, insists she’s done “almost nothing” to plan for her big day. Maybe so, but it seems someone has taken care of it for her! The 13,450-acre private ski-and-golf resort has become a hub for the rich and famous, including Justin Timberlake, 31, who owns a home there. It already housed a party for the couple who celebrated their New Year’s engagement with a party for 40 friends and family earlier this year. Now the place will become the venue for something even bigger as Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel make it official in style – their style. “They have vacationed there many times before both in summer and winter and absolutely adore the location,” said one family source. “It’s away from the hustle and bustle of Hollywood and it’s absolutely beautiful there … The laid back lodge feel is totally their vibe.” [Photo: WENN.com]
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will tie the knot at a private, luxury resort in Montana this month , sources close to the couple have told Celebuzz. The happy couple, who have been together since 2007 with the exception of a brief breakup last year, will say “I do” at Yellowstone Club in Big Sky. Total Recall star Biel, 30, insists she’s done “almost nothing” to plan for her big day. Maybe so, but it seems someone has taken care of it for her! The 13,450-acre private ski-and-golf resort has become a hub for the rich and famous, including Justin Timberlake, 31, who owns a home there. It already housed a party for the couple who celebrated their New Year’s engagement with a party for 40 friends and family earlier this year. Now the place will become the venue for something even bigger as Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel make it official in style – their style. “They have vacationed there many times before both in summer and winter and absolutely adore the location,” said one family source. “It’s away from the hustle and bustle of Hollywood and it’s absolutely beautiful there … The laid back lodge feel is totally their vibe.” [Photo: WENN.com]
Jessica Biel likes to play her action heroes with a touch of femininity. Movieline pal Grace Randolph hit a special New York screening of Total Recall on Thursday night and chatted with the actress on the red carpet. Biel plays the resistance fighter Melina and asked what quality she likes to bring to her action roles, tells Randolph that she aims to portray a character “who feels like a real woman,” not “someone who’s so tough that you can relate to [her] but someone who is feminine and has an emotional arc as well as a physical arc. The screening was hosted by The Peggy Siegal Company and InStyle magazine, which features the beautiful Biel on the cover of its August issue. After the screening, guests headed to Meatpacking District nightclub No. 8 to compare notes and Len Wiseman’s remake with Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 original starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Watch it on YouTube. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
