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Jessica Hart Modeling with her Tits of the Day

I prefer when Jessica Hart IS TANNING TOPLESS , because nipples are more exciting than staged commercial jobs she’s getting paid to do, even if she doesn’t need money, she’s dating billionaire Stavros, who she will likely get knocked up by, because guess what, he’s a billionaire and she was already willing to get herpes from him, it’s only natural to really commit to the cause and K-Fed him, like all models should. I mean why bother dating some broke ass motherfucker…when you look busty like this, when you can have a life of luxury…I feel like she only took this job with Montreal based store, because it makes it look like she’s trying and I guess that’s all part of her trickery to get the cum shot inside her instead of on her gap tooth face for a change….. I’m into it.

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Jessica Hart Modeling with her Tits of the Day

Every Single Hot Babe Showed Up To amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS

When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova, Kylie Minogue, Izabel Goulart, Olivia Palermo, Karly Kloss, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Chastain, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Isabeli Fontana, Petra Nemcova, Toni Garn, Lily Donaldson, Karolina Kurkova, Irina Shayk, Jessica Hart, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Milla Jovovich, Bianca Balti, Selita Ebanks and Tamara Ecclestone would have wanted the sexiest celeb blogger in the world there. At least that is what I’m telling myself.

Jessica Hart Bikini Modeling of the Day

Sometimes the only thing we need is an Australian gold digging model in a bikini all greased up looking pretty amazing with her amazing bikini model body to remind us how shitty our lives are because we are looking at pics of these girls and not being suffocated by their vaginas as they drip off our face. We’ve all failed, she’s won, except for the Paris Hilton herpes she got when landing Stavros the billionaire, what a pussy wouldn’t do for a billion dollars is very limited….so here are the pics.

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Jessica Hart Bikini Modeling of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Casual Hotness

Because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t only make lingerie and bikinis, they also have boring regular clothes for some reason, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio mostly covered up for a photoshoot in the streets. Now obviously I wish they’d stuck with the usual Victoria’s Secret wardrobe here, but luckily Alessandra is so damn hot she could be modeling garbage bags and still cause widespread pants fires. » view all 17 photos Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Lily Aldridge And Her Hot Friends Celebrate Something!

Here’s super-hot Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge along with Julie Henderson , Jessica Hart , Nicole Trunfio , and Natalia Vodianova celebrating the launch of L’Icona, “highlighting the 35th Anniversary of Vara.” Obviously, I have no clue what any of that means. But that doesn’t matter. All I know is, wherever Lily and her model friends are hanging out, I want to be on the guest list. I can fake my way through caring about the rest. I’m a pro at that by now. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Sets Off Some Red Flags of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s mom celebrated her birthday yesterday, so everyone wish the uterus that built Candice Swanepoel, instead of aborting her, a happy birthday. Her vagina was ravaged in the making of a vagina you all masturbate to, and she should be celebrated for that. That said, looking at her picture and using my scientifically backed “Looked at the bitch you’re fucking’s mom before getting too serious, because the chances are she’ll end up looking like her, acting like her and aging like her because mom, although fat and scary now, was once young and vibrant, like the pussy you are sticking your dick in”…..leading me to think Candice Swanepoel may not be what she is now, in 20 years, but the good news is the world will probably blow up by then and we’ll never have to see it, so until then, Candice is toned and not muff gutted, her gunt is glorious not menopausal, so whatever she’s gonna age into doen’t really matter, because what she is today is all we care about.

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Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump. All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn. Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve. To See Sophie Anderton’s Spread from the Issue FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous… What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it. This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

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Love Magazine Brings Out Santa’s Sexiest Helpers [VIDEO]

UK fashion rag Love Magazine has done it again: they’ve enlisted a sackful of supermodels to perform sexy XXXmas burlesque numbers for their second annual “video advent calendar!” This year LOVE ‘s little helpers skinclude perennial favorite Kelly Brook , Mick’s model daughter, Georgia Jagger (who fortunately favors her mother Jerry Hall in looks), gap-toothed cutie Jessica Hart , Victoria’s Secret stunner Irina Shayk , and more Santa babes sure to keep your season bright! See videos after the jump!

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