Jessica Simpson finally let the cat out of the bag. The singer took to Twitter this afternoon with a big announcement: Peep the full announcement when you continue…
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No Isht Sherlock!!! Jessica Simpson Finally Confirms She’s Toting A Gut Full…
I know it’s not as good as a gang of McCord sisters on a flaming bus rolling down a ravine into a pond filled with sharks and maybe it’s not as good as a gang of McCord sister living out a real life horror movie…whether in a country cabin being tormented by crazed psycho killers…or even being possessed by demons or ghosts…that suck them into their household appliances eternally lost….and I know it’s not nearly as good as half naked, tap into their inner slut McCord sister porno sister fetish…but I figure they won’t be around for a long time, I figure they’re on their way back home, we just have to wait for that shitty show financing these twats to end….So Here are a gang of useless sisters…for no reason other than a hopeful goodbye…or maybe I’m doing it for the weird historian into renaissance erotica….who cares.
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How About Some McCord Sisters in Costume of the Day
Everyday is Halloween for Jessica Simpson…I mean sure…She’s looking like a middle aged Texan soccer mom on her way to the grocery store to buy meat for her Hamburger Heler….and sure I like that she rolls, and I mean that in the rolling down the stairs to the fridge as fast as she can , as well as the competitive bread eating, as much as I mean hanging with a chubbier girl than her to make her look skinny. Oldest trick in the book….and sure I like that she’s out there trying to get knocked up to make the pregnancy rumors true, otherwise she’d have to admit the fat suit she’s been working on the last 5 years for the costume that is part of her, was a bad idea that got her no where… So here’s Jessica Simpson dressed like she’s either pregnant, or fat, with a fatter chick to make her look skinny, except when it comes to competitive eating contests between them, that Jessica Simpson dominates. Who cares.
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Jessica Simpson’s “Fat or Pregnant?” Clever Costume of the Day
Eva Longoria is denying that she is dating Matt Barnes : “First Jessica Simpson, now this,” she wrote on her WhoSay page — alluding to rampant chatter about Jessica Simpson’s possible pregnancy. “Once again, press gets it wrong, Matt barnes and I are not dating!” She added: “We are doing a charity event together for Padres and Athletes vs Cancer.” Indeed, Longoria is currently dating Eduardo Cruz, a singer and the younger brother of Penelope Cruz. The affectionate twosome first stepped out together on a yacht in Miami in February of this year. Looks like she let Matt hit that at least, SMH. Peep more pics below… SplashNews Source
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Eva Longoria: “Matt Barnes Is Not Chopping These Lil Cakes Down!!”
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Not a great stretch for Terrell Owens these days. The former NFL great wore out his welcome with the league and wasn’t asked to any tryouts this fall. Then he possibly tried to off himself by OD-ing last week. Now, dude’s battling child support woes as well. Terrell Owens’ rep says he should be paying less in child support to baby mama Monique Reynolds than back in the days when he, you know, got paid a lot. Owens wants a judge reduce the payments he’s making, and for them to “mirror his income today and not be based on income from over four years ago.” T.O. was due in court in Northern California for a child support hearing on October 24, but he did not show up. Lawyers for Reynolds wouldn’t reschedule. The former Pro Bowl wide receiver’s audition for prospective NFL teams was the next day. No one showed up to that one either … besides T.O. that is. Here’s hoping we won’t hear another Terrell Owens 911 call this week . [Photo: WENN.com]
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Lindsay Lohan’s teeth were almost as messed up as her brain. Fortunately, there’s a fairly easy and quick fix for the former. Cosmetic dentist Dr. Bill Dorfman, whose website features Eva Longoria, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Simpson, can now add Lindsay Lohan as a client. “Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom,” Tweets the formerly yellow-toothed train wreck, with a photo showing her new grill. “My gums are so sore though!” Lindsay Lohan: New smile, new outlook on life? Zoom! is a teeth-whitening procedure seen on Extreme Makeover, on which Dorfman appears, and it comes just in time for Lohan, whose choppers were really starting to resemble those of a 45-year-old homeless crack and meth addict . It’s unclear if this will help or hurt her efforts to blend in in prison.
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Jessica Simpson has not come out and confirmed she is expecting but her baby bump can no longer be disguised.
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Jessica Simpson might as well be wearing a tarp, or build a wooden box, or even squeeze into an old Whiskey barrel to cover up her obvious pregnancy…or if anything…bitch should be walking around topless or in spandex with neon flashing signs pointing to her gut saying “I’m Pregnant” cuz she’s finally got an excuse for being large and not so in charge since this fat thing has worked against her career as the dumb celebrity pop star we all wanted to fuck, if anything, she’s hardly even relevant as an “artist” anymore…so I don’t even know why we’re still talking about her….she’ll never be the Daisy Duke busty MTV show idiot we all jerked off to again…it’s done for her…now everyone move along, there’s nothing to see here…. Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her taking a piss on twitter….I had no choice but to post it even though there is hardly enough vagina, feces or miscarriage in it…hell there’s not even any tit in the shit….what a waste of a toilet pic.
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Cover Up of the Day
Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys are off to a 3-3 start, but there’s nothing mediocre about this news: The quarterback’s wife, Candice Crawford, is pregnant! The 31-year-old NFL star dropped the bomb himself this morning. “I actually have one on the way,” Romo said during an anti-drug rally at Cedar Hill High School on Tuesday, according to NBC. “My wife is pregnant.” Tony Romo broke the news himself: Candice Crawford is pregnant! Romo began dating the 24-year-old in the summer of 2009. A former Miss Missouri USA, she’s worked as a Dallas sports, news and fashion reporter. Candice is also the younger sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford. Engaged since December, Tony married Candice Crawford this May before a crowd of 600 guests in Dallas. Now they’re starting a family. Congrats! Romo’s previous loves include Carrie Underwood, Sophia Bush and, most famously, someone else who’s been the subject of baby rumors of late. While we’re still waiting for confirmation that Jessica Simpson is pregnant , her former boyfriend had no reservations about breaking the exciting news. [Photo: Fame Pictures]
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Tony Romo and Candice Crawford: Expecting!
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