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Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day

I don’t believe anyone finds a pig in make-up, you know a fat bitch, who is married to big black cock who like fat bitches, but who don’t account for the target demo of the fat bitch clothing she sells, or the noise she makes whining to get into mainstream magazines that normally don’t fall for the mid 30s fat bitch wife, or give her the gig, because they would just ignore her incessant fan letters she’d send daily when husband was at work, kids were at school, or she was at home unable to have kids, because she was so fat she couldn’t get her period and breed…so she’s just watch soap operas and get fatter. I know for a fact – NO ONE LIKES FAT BITCHES…not publicly, at 3 am drunk maybe, but never something you’d admit…and if you did we’d laugh, but not judge because collectively we re fascinated by fat tits….. I know fat chicks don’t like fat chicks, they can pretend they do, but if they did, they wouldn’t hate themselves and eat their feelings.. I know a fat chick scamming, who wishes she wasn’t a fat chick, but loves eating too much to not be a fat chick…. I know she plays the “Fuck the haters card” but just saying that means you care about the haters, and I have a feeling this bitch keeps eating because she’s found an angel.. You know how not to get made fun of for being fat…by not being fat…or saying fat is healthy..when it’s fucking not… But why not be fat when you get fucking paid…fat bitch in a fat fucking movement…pigging out to have a fat fucking bowel movement.. These monsters are fucking vile…fat fucking vile fucking pig bitches no one wants to see, yet they get naked on social media for the BBW porn lovers YES we get it – fat fetishes exist and always have, we’ve seen the magazines…stop fucking shoving fat down all our throats…we collectively hate it AND put some damn pants on your tranny monster…or did you EAT THOSE TOO…. OR MAYBE SHE SPLIT THEM OPEN ….CUZ SHE’S SO DAMN FAT…. I hate you. I also hate that she didn’t fucking make that bed collapse with her big disgusting body that makes a King look like a single… I also hate that the caption on the fat cellulite pic is “Me #sorry not sorry” or something with a princess EMOJI….so empowering…you fucking scammer….all the fat sloppy bitches unite…in a You Go White girl….that said CELLULITE POWER is a real thing if you cut off all the fat you can use it as fuel…i’ve seen Eskimo do it with dead whales… The post Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson’s Butt Shot I missed of the Day

Jessica Simpson drunk from the other day is the highlight of the week – even though she looks as fat as she used to be – and there was zero hot going on….other than being a drunk chick…which is obviously a fetish for most people…who can’t get laid by sober chicks…I think they call it date rape / rape culture even when you’re not the one buying or drugging the drinks..and girl is the one coming up to you, hanging off you, and begging you to be up inside her….rape… Jessica Simpson is a mom of two, probably bored on her pile of money because people handle all that shit for her, half retarded and if you know anything about retards..they all masturbate all the time…avoid the public pool on retard field day…trust me…and she’s likely the one doing the drunk raping of her man / lottery winner – who only played 2 years of NFL which was enough to trap this one in K-Fed Style… The more interesting pic is the butt shot that was rumored to be posed, oh it’s still posted, I wonder how I missed it… BECAUSE I POSTED THIS ONE …but thanks to her being a wholesome southern girl addicted to sex, breeding out of wetlock, being a titty whore and a lie to the world for her personal gain.you know like a good religious souther god fearing american…who sells her shit to other god fearing americans…she does better. The post Jessica Simpson’s Butt Shot I missed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day

I guess Jessica Simpson’s husband had a birthday and she posted some OKTOBERFEST beer maid fetish picture of herself and him, in what may have been a great moment they spent together while sitting on a pile of her money, or maybe they are into GERMANS…ARYANS…WHITE POWER…NAZI…. OR MAYBE it was one those moments where dude asked himself “shit, I’m married to Jessica Simpson and made babies inside her, I remember jerking off to her tits back when I was in YALE…before spending all over 2 years in the NFL….it’s like shit, this girl could be with anyone, but I moved in on her in her 2010 fat years when no one wanted her, and I secured that shit…I mean there are guys with multi year contracts who would want to bang Jessica Simpson, hell she’s Jessica Simpson…but she chose me, or rather my sperm chose her, either way my wife is JESSICA SIMPSON…and I never have to work again….I am K-Fed if K-Fed pretended he wasn’t K-Fed with Ivy League education and 2 years in a pro sports league…you know…K-Fed who can trick people into think he’s not K-Fed”.. 38 is great when you have a thick famous bitch with huge tits to bankroll your life. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Raise A Glass To Jessica Simpson's Black Panties

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Megan Fox: Under Major Fire for Photo of Son in a Dress

Megan Fox is one of the hottest women on the planet. But the actress is taking heat at the moment for something that has nothing to do with her looks… … and everything to do with judgmental parents around the Internet. On Monday night, Fox surprised followers on Instagram when she shared a collage of four photos: One featured herself. The other three featured her sons, each given his own adorable portrait. This was one of the extremely rare times Fox has given the public a glimpse at her immediate family members – and it may be one of the last times after some of the feedback she’s received. First, here’s a look at the montage of cute images: Very adorable and seemingly harmless, right? Apparently not; not to a certain section of the World Wide Web. The top-left photograph features four-year old son Bodhi in a Princess Elsa outfit. Yes, Bodhi is a boy. Yes, this is a Princess Elsa dress , to be specific. And, no, as you might unfortunately expect, many social media commenters responded to this ensemble in negative fashion. To wit: “Another Hollywood weirdo mom… so disgusting you allow your son to wear princess dresses,” wrote another critic, while yet another took things to a whole new level with the following take on the issue of child cross-dressing: Putting your son in a dress conforming to the gay trans illuminati agenda. Burn in hell witch! You’re sickening! Look below. We’re not kidding. Someone really did (hilariously) say this: It’s nothing new, of course, for parents to judge other parents. Anyone with a child in elementary school or middle school can relate to what Fox is going through, while plenty of other celebrities have also felt the brunt of stranger criticism online. Jessica Simpson was slammed for dressing her daughter like a mermaid . Kelly Clarkson heard it from a bunch of losers after giving her child Nutella . Thankfully, Fox does not seem like the sort of star who will care very much what other people have to say. She may not even find out, considering how infrequently she uses social media. Moreover, there were just as many folks out there who showered Fox (and husband Brian Austin Green) with support and praise. “What’s not to understand?” one commenter wrote in reply to some of the criticism, adding: “Children play dress up. He’s been photographed wearing a Peter Pan costume, a Snow White one too… If I’d had a costume when I was a kid, I would have been Wolverine.” Another chimed in as follows: “The fact that people are complaining about Noah wearing a dress is so disgusting. He’s a CHILD!! He’s just playing. Stop forcing stereotypes onto everyone.” Do you have an opinion on this topic? Share it below!

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Jessica Alba Tits of the Day

Jessica Alba shook her mom tits while making a mom joke about them being hormonal and milk filled because if you know anything about pregnant women – they are disgusting, they know they are disgusting, and only have their tits to carry them through the pregancy and often times the first year of being a new mom, thanks to it being the only thing their husbands want to look at or fuck, but also because their pussies are shredded and can’t be fucked. I guess what I am saying is that Alba, even knowing she’s an old Alba, knows to use the tits for that attention that makes her feel good now that she can’t cheat on her husband with actual celebrities for a while, since that’d be weird….seeing as she’s got his baby, or what they think is their baby up in her.. Point being… I’m into this mom tit thing.. The post Jessica Alba Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day

I have a big titty on 40 year old bitches fetish… It doesn’t have to be a celebrity 40 year old mom with monster tits… It can be any bitch in her 40s with big tits… I’ve been seeing so many of them, all womanly, pre menopausal, and I’m not sure if it’s just the hormones in the food or something like sluttier clothing, or girls giving it a shot before it is too late, or if I was just never open to big titty 40 year olds…as I had this cut off age of 24 and that made them invisible… That’s not to say I haven’t banged 40 year olds, or older, in my life, it’s just to say I either blocked it out and hated it or…just blocked it out…because with big tits usually comes gut, sloppy ass, and thighs… So seeing a 40 year old like Jessica Simpson, young billionaire, showing off tits at a kid’s birthday party, knowing the rest of her is fat…isn’t the hottest thing ever…but it is good enough for me…. The post Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson Is Topless… On Her Stomach

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Jessica Simpson Ass in a Bikini of the Day

18 hours ago – Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her 36 year old mom ass – because I guess its her birthday and she’s feeling hot about it…which is easy when you’re a half retard, rich as hell running a billion dollar a year business, like it’s some kind of joke, a serious fucking troll…but more importantly, she was destined to being a 400 pound monster in a trailer park on disability eating fucking donuts and chips, watchign the Price is Right, discussing how she liked fat Drew Carey better than skinny Drew Carey…but instead she drop the weight and now posts pics like this…and for that it is amazing… The post Jessica Simpson Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Booty

Jessica Simpson may not be the household name she was back in the day anymore, but here’s my former #1 favorite busty blonde posting topless bikini pictures from the pool, just like the good old days. And I’m telling you, if Jessica keeps this up, I think she could make a serious hotness comeback. Maybe even go from the C-list back up to the B-list. Here’s hoping.

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