Jessica Simpson is considering breast reduction surgery that may push back her November wedding, according to notoriously unreliable tabloid In Touch . “She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller,” a source tells the entertainment news magazine. “She’s never loved having a huge chest.” An interesting quote, since it made her about $100 million. Seriously. How does she not fall forward? “If some weight doesn’t come off soon, she might call off the wedding or get surgery,” says the source who is obviously BFF CaCee Cobb (just kidding). “If she does postpone, breast reduction is first on her to-do list.” Simpson plans to marry fiance Eric Johnson in November. Regardless of how accurate it is, this amazing article accomplishes a handful of feats: Reminding folks Jessica Simpson is still around (thank you) That she’s getting married (we actually sort of forgot) That she has large breasts (we recalled that part) [Photo: WENN.com]
I can honestly say that I thought this Shenae Grimes chick’s fifteen minutes of fame would be up by now, I could’ve sworn she be back up in Canada doing commercials for Zeller’s about a year ago, but apparently I was wrong. I guess it helps that her crappy show hasn’t been cancelled yet. Anyhow, here she is showing off her cute little legs in some decent cut off short shorts. I suppose I can handle this kind of thing a little longer.
If the first two weeks of the preseason is any indication, the National Football League (NFL) is officially back. With the lockout threatening the start of the season (not really) for most of the spring and early summer, the return of organized activity led to a dizzying array of transactions and signings. Now that the dust has settled, here are ten storylines to follow as we approach the start of the 2011 campaign. 10. Dallas Cowboys As “America’s Team” and with Jerry Jones as your owner, the beginning of any NFL season will cast all eyes on the Cowboys by default. Tony Romo is still the starting quarterback, and with Jessica Simpson no longer around to blame for his failures on the field, the question is will he finally play to his potential and get the ‘Boys deep into the postseason after a year where they failed to post a winning record? The answer better be a resounding “yes” or head coach Jason Garrett (career backup QB that he was) may have to throw on a jersey and become a player/coach. 9. Cam Newton The overall number 1 pick in the 2011 NFL Draft was taken by a team that already had a young quarterback in Jimmy Clausen. Seen as a pick the Carolina Panthers could not pass up, Newton is currently in a battle with Clausen for the starting QB job. Newton will get to show his stuff for the first three quarters of Carolina’s next preseason game on Thursday (Aug. 25th). Will he impress enough to earn the starting nod once the games count? 8. Brett Favre comeback part…? Brett Favre This was a non-story when the NFL lockout ended until Michael Vick tweeted that he would be “honored” to have Favre as his backup in Philadelphia. That tweet was quickly deleted, but sent the rumor mill spinning out of control. The Eagles have since signed Vince Young to hold the clipboard for Vick, but that did not kill Brett Favre Voorhies yet… 7. Peyton Manning The 4-time NFL MVP had neck surgery in the off-season and while it was common knowledge that he would not be ready for the pre-season, there are now whispers that Manning won’t be ready for opening kickoff. Re-enter Brett Favre . The Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay tweeted (in jest, we hope) on Sunday (Aug. 21st) that he was “in Hattiesburg” (as in Mississippi, where Favre lives). Now the sports world is forced to endure another pre-season of Favre “will-he-or-won’t-he” rumors because the Colts may need a starting quarterback. Shoot me now. 6. Jay Cutler His team’s season ended in a NFC Championship playoff game loss to the eventual Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers , but Cutler was done about more than half the game before the final whistle. Cutler went down early in the game with what seemed to be a minor injury. Problem was Cutler never returned and, even worse, looked unaffected by what was happening on the field. Cutler took a beating on Twitter from his fellow players watching at home. Everyone from running back Maurice Jones-Drew to Deion Sanders questioned Cutler’s toughness. Turns out that Cutler had ligament damage in his knee. Still the players that called him out never apologized. Can Cutler rebound, and will his teammates (including Brian Urlacher , who did defend him after the game) respond to him as their leader this season? 5. Carson Palmer In one of the weirdest developments of the off-season Cincinnati Bengals starting quarterback Carson Palmer threatened to retire if he was not traded to another team. The Bengals did not budge, but they did bend a little just in case Palmer was serious. They drafted quarterback Andy Dalton in the second round and signed former Raiders QB Bruce Gradkowski . They also re-signed Palmer’s younger brother Jordan (also a quarterback). To add insult to the game of chicken, long-time Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco was traded to perennial contenders The New England Patriots . Carson is not even on the Bengals official roster as of Monday Aug. 22nd, but if he decides to just show up for the start of the season the first QB to be cut would be his little brother. Insane. 4. Donovan McNabb Thought to have found a new life in Washington, McNabb’s only season in the nation’s capital was the worst of his career. He was benched for the final three games of the season, a demoralizing slap in the face for a QB with McNabb’s track record. His exodus from the Redskins was a given, now the question is will he be able to lead the Minnesota Vikings to the promised land or was his season in Washington more than a fluke? 3. Pittsburgh Steelers Similar to the Dallas Cowboys, the Steelers are always a team to watch heading into an NFL season because of off-the-field drama. The last couple of seasons the microscope has been on starting QB Ben Roethlisberger , but with Big Ben being a virtual choir boy leading the Steelers back to the Super Bowl after missing the first four games of the 2010 season the acrimony has come from other areas of the “black and yellow” squad. It began with linebacker James Harrison ‘s comments criticizing Roethlisberger’s play in the Super Bowl. Harrison, who is no stranger to controversial remarks, in this case needed to, in the immortal words of ESPN’s Mike and Mike in the morning , “just shut up” here. Your quarterback got you to the Super Bowl after missing four games with a suspension. He pretty much beat the Jets in the AFC Championship game by himself. Smh. Then you have Hines Ward , who showed off his twinkle toes on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars , then was pulled over for in a bizarre incident with a female companion that was deemed a misunderstanding, yet followed that up with a DUI arrest practically a week later. These guys prove that they feed off turmoil. I would not count them out. 2. Plaxico Burress The Giants wanted him back (after turning their back on him at his lowest point), but he signed with the Jets. After hauling in a touchdown pass in his 2011 preseason debut eerily similar to the catch he made to win Super Bowl XLII for the other New York team, Burress is officially back. Can he lead another New York team to a Super Bowl victory? 1. New York Jets For the third season in a row Jets head coach Rex Ryan predicted the Jets would not only make it to the Super Bowl, but win it. After falling short in the AFC title game two straight seasons, the average viewer had no reason to believe Ryan this time. After all, the Jets’ best chance was presumably this past season where they vanquished their bitter rival Patriots in an emotional Divisional playoff game. Unfortunately it seems to the Jets that was their AFC title game because they ran out of gas to the Steelers. Ryan must have known something the rest of the sports world did not. He already had a Super Bowl hero in Santonio Holmes at WR and could not get it done in 2010. Then the Jets signed Plaxico Burress . Burress cannot be covered as he proved time and again as a member of the Giants and Steelers. With both Burress and Holmes on the ends that can go up and get the ball on a fade route, you have to like the Jets’ chances to be there at the end. BONUS: Tiki Barber After four years away from the game, Barber wants to come back to the NFL after a failed attempt at broadcasting. Does anyone want a 36 year-old running back who hasn’t played for four years. Some say the layoff has kept wear and tear off his body, but with the lifespan of an elite running back peaking at age 30, Tiki’s plight may be daunting. Deion Sanders NFL Hall Of Fame Speech [VIDEO] Bubba Smith Dead At 66 Steve Smith Leaves Giants For Rival Eagles
“With a wedding, it should be a celebration … we should all be having fun, every single person there,” she said. So when is the celebration? For now, she’s keeping mum. “I’ve heard people throw around dates and not one of them has nailed it,” she joked. “Not even close.” She said months ago that she was on the hunt for the perfect, low cut wedding dress, but it looks like Jessica Simpson is still searching for her dream gown. “I don’t have a dress yet,” Simpson told Extra this week when asked
Rachel Weisz, 41, and Daniel Craig, 43, were wed in a secret ceremony in New York in June. “When Daniel arrived on the roof deck, he embraced Rachel and gave her a long tender kiss on the lips – it was very romantic,” a source at the James Hotel after-party tells us. “I wanted to be part of that kiss,” says an onlooker. “It was very hot,” added another. It was one of the first comfortable summer evenings in Manhattan following a brutal heat wave. Until Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz showed u
Here’s Rihanna showing off a set of tits that are straight out of a National Geographic from the late 60s I used to jerk off too…All pancaked and tribal…like they’ve never seen a bra…but are perfect to store fire wood and other supplies under cuz they keep a snug fit or some shit… It kinda scares me, in a man with tits, dressed up like a woman, cuz it’s part of his orange haired clown at the kids birthday party gone wrong act that never really became a hit…But I’ll still stare at the shit. No racist…cuz tits are tits whether they look good to titty fuck, or make you hungry for Ihop or not…. Here are Rihanna’s shit tits…all pectorial and spread out…sagging in some weirdness you probably like…
I am pretty disappointed with these honeymoon pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo …who I just assumed were already married…cuz he’s been with her since Jessica Simpson was skinny, which seems like a lifetime ago… The reason being that before they were even married…back when they were dating… dude got caught slamming her from behind in Mexico …and I was kinda hoping for them to upstage their last performance…but she’s still in a bikini and that is worth looking at… To See The Rest of the Pics…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Longtime lovebirds Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have officially tied the knot. Congratulations to the couple on their wedding, which took place today! The pair married on a tropical island in front of 35 friends and family. “For us, this is just a stepping stone to do what we ultimately want and that’s to start a family together,” Minnillo said after the surprise affair . She and Nick started dating in 2006 and became engaged last November, but no one knew when their wedding would be. Not even the guests! “Nobody knew where they were going,” Minnillo said. “Our wedding invitations were in the form of a plane ticket,” Lachey added of the secret. “We told them they were going away and the attire was ‘island chic.’ It was all very vague.” Lachey and Minnillo’s destination wedding will be televised on a TLC’s special called Nick & Vanessa’s Dream Wedding , premiering July 30. It was the first marriage for Minnillo; Lachey was previously and famously married to Jessica Simpson, who he separated from in 2006. Nice to hear some happy celebrity news in the wake of the surprising Jennifer Lopez-Marc Anthony split reported hours ago. Congrats again!
Stuntman died in a Pennsylvania car crash on Sunday, MTV News confirms. By Jocelyn Vena Ryan Dunn Photo: Eddie Malluk/ WireImage Ryan Dunn, the 34-year-old “Jackass” star, died in a fatal car crash on Sunday night in Pennsylvania, MTV News confirmed Monday (June 20). According to police, the accident occurred at 3 a.m. on Route 322 and New Street in West Goshen Township. While it’s unknown who was driving at the time, an unidentified passenger also died in the crash. April Margera, the mother of Dunn’s “Jackass” co-star Bam, broke the news to WMMR 93.3’s “Preston and Steve” radio show. See photos of Ryan Dunn throughout his career. “We are devastated by the tragic loss of Ryan Dunn — a beloved member of the MTV family for more than a decade,” Van Toffler, president of MTV Networks Music/Film Group, said in a statement. “He made us all laugh and had the tireless enthusiastic approach to life of your favorite middle school friend. Our thoughts and deepest condolences are with Ryan’s family and friends. The Jackass brotherhood will never be the same.” In the last photo Dunn posted to Twitter , he and two friends are seen drinking what may be alcoholic beverages. TMZ also reported that the car caught fire in the crash. A tow truck was later sent to the scene to remove the car. A photo obtained by an NBC affiliate in Pennsylvania, showed the wrecked car on the side of the road. As of press time, no further information was known about the accident. Born in Ohio, Dunn grew up in New York, before moving to West Chester, Pennsylvania, where he would hook up with Bam’s CKY Crew. He kicked off his career doing crazy stunts and skateboard tricks in a series of online videos, which eventually led to his part in MTV’s “Jackass” in 2000. The daredevil was a key member of the crew, appearing in “Jackass” spin-offs like “Viva La Bam” and “Bam’s Unholy Union,” as Bam’s sidekick and often acting as the voice of reason within the zany crew. He also had his own a short-lived home improvement show on MTV called “Homewreckers” in 2005. Dunn’s new show “Proving Ground,” in which he and co-host Jessica Chobot test out action sequences from TV, games and movies, premiered on G4 last Tuesday. When MTV News sat down with the “Jackass” crew last year, they named Dunn’s first stunt for the show as one of their favorites in 10 years of the TV show and movies. “I loved when [Bam Margera] made Ryan jump into the poo factory, the ‘Poo Dive’ I think we called it,” creator Jeff Tremaine said. ” ‘Cause that was horrible, but the best part was … revealing his tattoos that we didn’t know about. That was the first time we ever met Ryan.” He appeared in all three “Jackass” flicks and even took a stab at Hollywood, with a role in non-“Jackass” projects like the Jessica Simpson flick “Blonde Ambition” and on the NBC procedural staple “Law & Order: SVU.” Last year, Jackass 3D” found overwhelming box-office success, raking in $50 million in its first week. “Jackass 3.5: The Unrated Movie” just hit stores last week, revealing more stunts that didn’t make it into the blockbuster film. Remember Ryan Dunn with us on our Facebook page. Related Videos Remembering Ryan Dunn Related Photos Ryan Dunn: A Career In Photos
Jessica Simpson’s got a new fiance (Eric Johnson) and now a new job – as a celebrity mentor on NBC’s Fashion Star . Yep, that’s a real show. The 30-year-old’s singing career has petered out and her acting career never really took off, but her fashion line is remarkably successful. With a brand worth an estimated $750 million in 35 countries, Simpson will join Elle MacPherson in a search for the next big fashion brand . “NBC is delighted to work with singer, designer, actress and pop culture icon Jessica Simpson,” the network said in a statement. “With an almost billion dollar lifestyle brand under her belt she is sure to be an excellent mentor to our up-and-coming designers.” “I’m in the workroom in [L.A.’s] Westwood a few times a week from 11 to 7 at night,” says Simpson of her chic but affordable line. “Nothing goes out without me seeing it or my mom [Tina Simpson, Jess’ co-creative director] seeing it,” says the former Nick Lachey spouse. Fashion Star ‘s premiere date is TBA. [Photo: WENN.com]
