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Jessica Simpson Sweating To The Oldies

If you thought the last pictures I had of Jessica Simpson leaving the gym were bad you’re going to think that these are, well to be honest, you’re going to think these are the exact same pictures. Let me see, yoga pants, a dumpy sweater and a fat girl waddle. Yup, these are identical. I guess the only positive in all this is that eventually she’s going to have to start showing off what all her hard work has accomplished, hopefully with some bikini pictures of something, but more likely in a wedding dress. Lame.

Jessica Simpson Heads To Fat Camp

I’m glad that all my stupid childish remarks about Jessica Simpson’s weight may finally be beginning to have some effect on her. Here she is leaving the gym after what I can only assume to be one of those grueling fat person workouts I see on The Biggest Loser involving punching the air while holding a water bottle or doing push ups on a wall from a standing position. That crap is exhausting for fatties. I’m just kidding princess, keep reaching for that rainbow.

Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Security Breach

Obviously Kim Kardashian wasn’t at the Super Bowl , she’s not banging any of the players this year, but I thought I’d post some shots of her anyway. Here are a few shots of her big fat ass going through security at the airport the other day…. That’s pretty much it.

Jenny McCarthy’s Nice Tanned Goodness

Jenny McCarthy hasn’t been relevant for easily over a decade, but with the invention of Twitter she seems to have figured out a way to get herself noticed again. Here are her big tanned titties hanging out in sexy little bikini on the beach for some photoshoot or some crap like that. Who cares? The hat is pretty retarded, but those things are just amazing, I bet they’d look awesome on a roller-coaster… One of those old ones that shake and vibrate a lot.

Britney Spears’ Pop Rivalries, From Christina Aguilera To Lady Gaga

‘She’s sort of left a lot of these girls in the dust,’ one Spears expert tells MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena, with additional reporting by Christina Garibaldi Lady Gaga and Britney Spears Photo: Getty Images For more than a decade, Britney Spears has been pitted against some of her pop peers, including Madonna, Jessica Simpson, Christian Aguilera and, most recently, Lady Gaga . She’s publicly buried the hatchet with Madonna and Aguilera — sharing a three-way kiss with the pair at the 2003 VMAs — and never really paid much attention to the hype of other so-called rivalries. “Since the beginning of her career, she’s always been pitted against whatever big pop person there is,” MTV News’ Jim Cantiello explained. “I feel like artists have had rivalries with Britney and she hasn’t really had rivalries with them,” Entertainment Weekly ‘s Leah Greenblatt added. “She’s sort of left a lot of these girls in the dust.” While Brit has managed to stay on top all these years, a new pop princess might give her a run for her money. “I think Gaga’s already been talking about what she is gonna do. She has said that her album is going to be more than just dance songs, and I’m guessing that Britney might be making a different type of album, which is great, because in that sense, Brit and Gaga don’t have to compete,” Perez Hilton said of any potential new rivalry. “They’re each doing their own very distinct thing.” Greenblatt agreed: “It just seems like they’re operating on different wavelengths right now. I mean, Britney’s proven herself over such a longer period of time than Gaga has. I don’t think that Gaga can just wipe her off the pop royalty board.” At the end of the day, it’s not at all about competition, Cantiello explained. “Britney’s going in the super dance route and Gaga’s doing a super personal album,” he said. “It comes a point where we’ve got to stop comparing the two.” Plus, it’s hard for these two to really ever compete with one another, since Gaga has admitted to waving the Britney flag . “I was 13 when Britney became a star,” she said in 2009. “I was amazed by the level of the superfan that Britney created. I want to bring back the feeling that I used to feel.” Who has been Britney’s worthiest adversary? Share your thoughts in the comments! Related Videos Reactions To Britney’s ‘Hold It Against Me’ Related Artists Britney Spears Lady Gaga

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Britney Spears’ Pop Rivalries, From Christina Aguilera To Lady Gaga

Britney Spears’ Pop Rivalries, From Christina Aguilera To Lady Gaga

‘She’s sort of left a lot of these girls in the dust,’ one Spears expert tells MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena, with additional reporting by Christina Garibaldi Lady Gaga and Britney Spears Photo: Getty Images For more than a decade, Britney Spears has been pitted against some of her pop peers, including Madonna, Jessica Simpson, Christian Aguilera and, most recently, Lady Gaga . She’s publicly buried the hatchet with Madonna and Aguilera — sharing a three-way kiss with the pair at the 2003 VMAs — and never really paid much attention to the hype of other so-called rivalries. “Since the beginning of her career, she’s always been pitted against whatever big pop person there is,” MTV News’ Jim Cantiello explained. “I feel like artists have had rivalries with Britney and she hasn’t really had rivalries with them,” Entertainment Weekly ‘s Leah Greenblatt added. “She’s sort of left a lot of these girls in the dust.” While Brit has managed to stay on top all these years, a new pop princess might give her a run for her money. “I think Gaga’s already been talking about what she is gonna do. She has said that her album is going to be more than just dance songs, and I’m guessing that Britney might be making a different type of album, which is great, because in that sense, Brit and Gaga don’t have to compete,” Perez Hilton said of any potential new rivalry. “They’re each doing their own very distinct thing.” Greenblatt agreed: “It just seems like they’re operating on different wavelengths right now. I mean, Britney’s proven herself over such a longer period of time than Gaga has. I don’t think that Gaga can just wipe her off the pop royalty board.” At the end of the day, it’s not at all about competition, Cantiello explained. “Britney’s going in the super dance route and Gaga’s doing a super personal album,” he said. “It comes a point where we’ve got to stop comparing the two.” Plus, it’s hard for these two to really ever compete with one another, since Gaga has admitted to waving the Britney flag . “I was 13 when Britney became a star,” she said in 2009. “I was amazed by the level of the superfan that Britney created. I want to bring back the feeling that I used to feel.” Who has been Britney’s worthiest adversary? Share your thoughts in the comments! Related Videos Reactions To Britney’s ‘Hold It Against Me’ Related Artists Britney Spears Lady Gaga

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Jessica Simpson Gets A New Hairdo

I thought Twitter was supposed to be a safe haven for attention seeking chicks who want to show off their boobs on the internet without doing porn, I guess it’s broken today because I don’t know what the hell is going on with this picture. Here’s Jessica Simpson getting some rotten clown hairdo I don’t understand, I guess I’m just not that fashion forward, but this crap looks like something you keep your pet guinea pig in. Show us your boobs and be done with it.