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Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Chubcakes

Posted on November 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Chubcakes

Here’s Jessica Simpson wearing yet another giant coat to cover up her ever expanding figure, it’s pretty amazing what a few years and a divorce can do to a woman, remember how hot she used to be? I miss that Jessica Simpson , the new model is all soft and haggard. Anyhow, the good news is that even in this blanket with arm holes she’s wearing, it’s basically a tarp you’d use to cover an old car, she can’t seem to hide those big fat chubcakes of hers. It’s a start.

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Jessica Simpson is a Thanksgiving Day Float of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson is a Thanksgiving Day Float of the Day

There comes a time in every fat chick’s life where she gets recognized and rewarded for her hard eating. I guess that day was yesterday for Jessica Simpson, where she wasn’t just asked to be in the prestigious thanksgiving parade by riding on a float, she was asked to be a fucking float. Now I don’t know if she was their emergency back-up cuz a tire blew out on the Butterball sponsored Float and she just happened to be at head office stocking up on supplies, you know right place right time….making her some hefty Thanksgiving hero…and I’d like to give thanks to her horrible diet on this beautiful hungover friday…

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Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat

Posted on November 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat

I know I’ve been saying that Jessica Simpson has been putting on a little weight, but I wouldn’t go so far as to give her her own float… That’s just mean. Here she is in the 84th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday looking nice and warm in her giant coat and ear muffs. Even if they do have the word muff in their name, ear muffs just aren’t sexy. I’m glad that even with the big coat on we can still see that tasty white sweater meat of hers… Pass the gravy.

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Jessica Simpson is Bloated as Fuck of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson is Bloated as Fuck of the Day

I guess the sperm finally stuck…I guess a dude finally jumped on this frieght train and did what she wanted all these years…and that was pretend to love her and knock her up so she’d stop feeling second rate to her sister….someone finally saw the opportunity we all saw as her sadness emotionally ate in one sitting enough food to feed a small family for a week… I guess, someone finally pulled the K-fed…unless she’s just still fat as fucking hell…far fatter than ever…only to be confused for being pregnant and not denying it for embarrassment that she’s hit the point where people think she’s knocked up, even though she’s just a fucking porker…Lock your fridges….Jessica Simpson is coming for your baked goods….

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Jessica Simpson Is Bulking Up For Winter

Posted on November 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson Is Bulking Up For Winter

I’m not sure if these rumors about Jessica Simpson getting engaged so quickly because she’s pregnant are true or not, but she sure seems to look like she’s eating for two. Maybe it’s just a bulky jacket or maybe it’s the half dozen chilly cheese dogs she had for lunch, we’ll never know, but I’m not a fan of it. At the very least wear something that will show off your new fat cleavage and maybe we’ll be distracted enough not to notice the soon to be Rosie O’Donnell inspired gut. Disappointing.

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Jessica Simpson Pregnant? Nah, Just Sick

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson Pregnant? Nah, Just Sick

Can’t people give Jessica Simpson some credit? From the moment she got engaged to Eric Johnson, rumors began flying that she bought her own ring and is only trying to keep up with Nick Lachey. Then, peeps assumed she must be knocked up, a story gaining traction today when she appeared on The Early Show and admitted booting earlier. Jessica Simpson is not with child. Just with the flu . Talking to CBS’ Harry Smith, she admitted throwing up right before the interview: “I’ve had better mornings, I admit. I won’t let you smell my breath.” It turns out it was just the flu, however. A source close to the newly engaged singer says “She’s not pregnant .” Explains the insider: “She was just sick.” So, there you go. Her breath is awful, but she’s very happy and can’t stop gushing over the proposal by Eric Johnson , who loves her anyway. The end.

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Pam Anderson Still Getting Work in India of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Pam Anderson Still Getting Work in India of the Day

I guess comebacks happen for worthless pussy who was pretty much expired in America, all it takes is a billion brown people who only have one TV station cuz they are slumdogs who find looking at what they assume is an American icon with her blonde hair and fake tits on bitches who don’t have a lot of facial hair is not really something they have in India highly erotic…. I guess it just proves that when you have nothing going for you, you might as well take the weirdest low level offer your agent pithes you, because what you thought was defining the end of your fucking career, actually got you back into the fucking game…. Now all she needs is a sextape with Dev Patel and next thing you know she’ll be a hindu bride living in a palace like Princess Jasmine, never having to worry about anything, except maybe premature death due to her hepatitis, but that shit follows her everywhere….

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Jessica Lowndes Thick Hips in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Lowndes Thick Hips in a Bikini of the Day

I had no idea Jessica Lowndes looked like this, mainly because I had no idea who Jessica Lowndes is, sure I’ve heard her name and I know she’s on 90210 the Next Generation, but I refuse to further investigate anything that bullshit lack of creativity or vision show that was put together in 4 minutes has to offer, except maybe when the stars of the shit are sitting next to me in restaurants, or when they are in bikinis… So I had no idea how thick this Jessica Lowndes bitch was, those hips don’t fucking lie, but at least she’s got the right idea – covering herself up with a towel, doing us all a favor, cuz we have sloppy bitches of our own to pollute our minds everytime we see them naked…we don’t need some overpaid bitch doin’ it for us. I am just amazed that this is happening to her so early on in her career, I mean it took Jessica Simpson at least a decade before her cake eating got the best of her…. Maybe she’s just pregnant. Either way, it’s not as good as it could be, but I’m sure you’ll still like it. That whole small tits, thick hips thing really talks to you, cuz anything with a vagina does….just not in real life…cuz all vagina knows your a creep.

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Jessica Simpson Engagement

Posted on November 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson Engagement

With a menu of pizza and finger foods from La Loggia Italian Bistro, Jessica Simpson partied Thursday night with friends, family and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, to celebrate the upcoming wedding. They celebrated her 30th birthday with a romantic trip to Italy. So why not bring a little bit of Italy to mark their engagement. The bash at Simpson#39;s parents#39; Encino house went until the early morning hours and included such guests as Jessica#39;s sister Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz

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Jessica Simpson Engaged — Put a Cheap Ring On It

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson Engaged — Put a Cheap Ring On It

Jessica Simpson ‘s engagement — great moment for her … better moment for everyone else to passionately debate how stupid (or not) it is to buy expensive engagement rings.

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