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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Must Smell Good

10 years ago, I would’ve had you admitted to the mental ward if you’d told me that Jessica Simpson would own a massive fashion empire one day, but as a professional T&A blogger, I never should’ve underestimated the selling power of a great set of funbags. So here’s Jessica showing off her massive, uh, “business talents” in a new commercial for her latest perfume. And I’m telling you, she’s a marketing genius. This stuff could smell like a tire fire and I guarantee millions of dudes would still buy it for their girlfriends. But hey, who cares, as long as it makes Jessica enough money for her to keep making more commercials like this. Continue reading

Jessica Alba’s MILfy Goodness

See, now this is why Jessica Alba is, and always will be, one of my all-time favorite MILFs: because she knows how to give her fans what they want. And what we want is to see her and that MILFtastic cleavage of hers on a regular basis. At the beach , on the red carpet , in a bikini photoshoot , it doesn’t matter, Jessica always delivers. That said, she doesn’t look too thrilled to have to be signing autographs here, and I don’t blame her. I mean, she already got out of the car in a low-cut dress right in front of those lucky SOBs — how much more could you possibly want? Greedy bastards! » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Jessica Biel Could Use My Help

OK, so I know this probably wasn’t what you were hoping for when you heard we had pictures of Jessica Biel half dressed, but I think the sight of Jessica and her booty stuffed into a tight dress still makes for a pretty good consolation prize. Anyway, I would’ve thought an A-lister like Jessica would have an assistant to help her out with this type of thing, but since she doesn’t, I’d like to volunteer. Sure, it might take me a couple minutes (or hours) to help her zip up, but as you guys probably know, I’m very meticulous and kind of a perfectionist when it comes to my work. Don’t laugh. That wasn’t supposed to be the punchline. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Biel Could Use My Help

OK, so I know this probably wasn’t what you were hoping for when you heard we had pictures of Jessica Biel half dressed, but I think the sight of Jessica and her booty stuffed into a tight dress still makes for a pretty good consolation prize. Anyway, I would’ve thought an A-lister like Jessica would have an assistant to help her out with this type of thing, but since she doesn’t, I’d like to volunteer. Sure, it might take me a couple minutes (or hours) to help her zip up, but as you guys probably know, I’m very meticulous and kind of a perfectionist when it comes to my work. Don’t laugh. That wasn’t supposed to be the punchline. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Chris Brown Mocks Drake on Instagram, Sings "0-100 (Real Quick)"

Chris Brown and Drake’s short-lived bromance appears to be in full swing, with the former crooning to the latter’s song in an amusing new Instagram video. Using a very theatrical, feminine and exaggerated falsetto voice, Chris sings a few bars from Drizzy’s “0-100 (Real Quick),” clearly cracking himself up. Brown captioned the post, “Ima GANGSTA n*gga!” Watch: Chris Brown Sings 0 to 100 By Drake While some celebrity gossip sites jumped on this as a sign that their once-infamous feud may be back on, we’re going with the opposite conclusion. This strikes us as Chris being silly more than anything. Everyone was shocked to see Chris Brown and Drake in the studio together this month, and to see Chris rap along to a Drake song on Instagram. All the bad blood over Rihanna (and their nightclub fight from 2012) feels like a distant memory, and they even spoofed the beef in an ESPYs skit . Yes, Chris is having some fun at Drake’s expense here, but it seems pretty light-hearted and out of mutual respect, rather than a cheap shot. As we’ve previously reported, the two buried the hatchet and decided to join forces musically, believing their joint efforts could be very successful. Nothing about this can be construed as rekindling their feud, at least to us. Friends and business partners can still make fun of each other, right? Consider this bromance on until further notice. 13 Beautiful Hollywood Bromances 1. Zach Braff and Donald Faison It’s guy love between Zach Braff and Donald Faison! These Scrubs stars have maintained a bromance many years after that beloved sitcom went off the air.

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Jessica Alba Covers Maxim, Loves Nachos and Tequila

Jessica Alba is back in a bikini. About two months after covering Entertainment Weekly in a two-piece , the gorgeous actress is doing the same for Maxim, opening up to the magazine about something very personal: Some of her favorite snacks! “I love nachos so much!” Alba says “And tequila.” One of our favorite celebrity mothers did actually reveal more than just her dietary preferences to Maxim, giving praise to her acting coach for helping her “heal” through her work and adding: “I don’t want to talk about my issues. But I definitely feel like I tackled something and came out the other side. Everything that led up to all this was worth it. I’m really comfortable in my own skin, and I’m not apologizing for myself.” Nor should she! Have you seen these beautiful Jessica Alba pictures ?!? 34 Gorgeous Photos of Jessica Alba 1. Jessica Alba is Beautiful Jessica Alba poses here at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards. We wouldn’t exactly kick her out of bed!

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Genevieve Morton’s Cleavage Show

Here’s busty Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton hosting some gig at TAO Beach in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, for a place that has beach in their name, Genevieve is not wearing a swimsuit. Oh well, at least we get to see her magnificent cleavage in a dress. Can’t complain about that. » view all 32 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Alba Does Comic Con

Well, I knew the recent string of Jessica Alba bikini pictures was going to have to end some time, but hey, at least on the bright side, she showed up to Comic Con over the weekend showing off that sexy stomach of hers. I’m sure some of you nerds out there are a little disappointed Jessica didn’t dress up like Wonder Woman or Princess Leia though, and for once I feel your pain. I wish she had dressed up like my favorite famous character too: Jessica Alba attempting the bikini ass pose . Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Sarah Jessica Parker is coming back to TV – Hollywood.TV

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Jessica Alba And Jaime King Make A Great Pair

I’ve never noticed how stunningly hot Jaime King is, but now that I see her next to Jessica Alba , I have to say she is giving Jessica a good run for her money. Here they are at the Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards and once again I was not invited to this event. It doesn’t make sense to me that one of the authorities of female hotness on the web isn’t on the guest list. It’s a travesty. Continue reading