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You Can’t Be Serious: Yeezus Thinks Kimmy Cakes Is More Influential Than Michelle Obama

Kanye, one freaky flick doesn’t make you influential. Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Is More Influential Than Michelle Obama Kanye is known for his crazy interview quotes, but dude may be a little too blinded by love. According to E!: It’s not exactly a surprise that Kanye West is Kim Kardashian’s biggest fan. The 36-year-old musician sang his fiancée’s praises during an On Air With Ryan Seacrest radio interview on Tuesday, Oct. 29. In fact, he’s lobbying to get the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star her first Vogue cover. “There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue. She’s like the most intriguing woman right now. She’s got Barbara Walters calling her like everyday,” he said, noting that reality stars have often been overlooked by mainstream fashion magazines. “And collectively, we’re the most influential with clothing. No one is looking at what [Barack Obama] is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a [bikini] pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.” When his girl landed the cover of CR Fashion Book, West saw it as a transcendent moment. “[Former French Vogue editor] Carine Roitfeld supports my girl. That’s a breakthrough,” he explained. “There’s a wall of classism that we are breaking through.”West said it’s not his intention to be controversial. “That’s not my concern,” he shared. “My concern is doing God’s work and he’ll work everything else out.” Kim, come get your man.

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In White Folks News: Tori Spelling Admits To Making Freaky Flick With Hubby

First they’re too broke to get a vasectomy and now this. Tori Spelling Made A Freaky Flick With Her Husband Hmmmm….this is interesting timing for a freaky flick. According to Hollywood Life: Tori is known to be outspoken — but she topped all of her previous confessions with a freaky flick confession in her new book, Spelling It Like It Is! “Dean and I had a romantic Valentine’s night,” she writes. “Dean said, ‘We should tape ourselves having sex.’ He had a little portable tripod, and he set up his video camera on it. Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good so I allowed him to keep it,” she reveals. So far, so good! However, a careless mistake almost cost them priceless protection of their privacy. “[Dean] uploaded it to our computer at home … without password protection,” Tori admits. The freaky flick stayed on their computer for about two years. But then, one of Dean’s “so-called friends got his dirty paws on it,” Tori writes. She found out the terrifying news that his pal stole it off of their computer right before Tori and Dean, 46, renewed their vows, attempting to shop it around for a profit! She writes that she was “horrified” and send the man a legal letter — and he was never heard from again. They need to find the person who stole the tape, sell it and get some gwap. After all, they are two bounced checks away from Allen Iverson status.

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Justice: Mother Sues Police Department For $15 Million After Her Mentally Challenged Son Gets Tasered To Death

Mother Sues Police Department For $15 Million For Tasering Mentally Disabled Son To Death We reported earlier this year on a tasering incident in California where a mentally challenged man was suspected of trying to rob a woman’s home. The mother of the man, who later died at the hospitbal, is now suing the Riverside County Sherrif’s Department for $15 million after she says her son died as a result of excessive tasering by police officers who claimed he was a robbery suspect. via CBS Los Angeles The family of a man who died after a confrontation with deputies is suing the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department for $15 million, alleging officers were directly responsible for his death. Valerie Williams’ 27-year-old son Anthony Lawson died a year ago this week, after Williams said her son was hogtied, beaten with a baton and stunned with a Taser by Riverside County Sheriff’s deputies. “I try to block it out, ’cause I really don’t want to see what I seen that night,” she said. “When I turned to the right side of him he just looked at me and I knew he was gone.” Officers reportedly tried to question Lawson about a home burglary when they say he ran, resisted commands and became combative. Williams hired Los Angeles attorney Randy McMurray, who said deputies overreacted despite knowing Lawson personally. According to McMurray, deputies were aware that Lawson had mental and physical health issues. “His response was that of a person with a mental illness, not of a fleeing felon,” he said. Though Lawson did serve time in prison for theft, his mother said he was a good person who was not burglarizing homes the night he died. He was unarmed, according to his family. This is a sketchy story with some holes in it. We will continue to keep you updated as more details emerge.

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Justice: Mother Sues Police Department For $15 Million After Her Mentally Challenged Son Gets Tasered To Death

People Aint Isht: Woman Gets 15 Years In Prison For Chopping Down 4-Year-Old Girl On Video

Sad. Woman Filmed Girl Being Sexually Abused Someone will be chopping her azz down in jail. According to WHIOTV: A Springboro woman was sent to prison Friday after pleading guilty in a child sex case. Tanai D. Fortman, 32, pleaded guilty to forced sex and pandering sexually oriented material involving a minor in Warren County Common Pleas Court, according to the Warren County Prosecutor’s Office. Judge James L. Flannery sentenced Fortman to a total of 15 years in prison and she is now classified as a Tier III sexually oriented offender, meaning she will have to register her address with authorities every 90 days for the rest of her life. Fortman was arrested in June after her boyfriend discovered freaky videos on her cell phone that involved a 4-year-old girl. Fortman told investigators she didn’t recall making the videos because she had been taking large doses of diet pills. She also told investigators the “online sexting company” she had been working for asked her to make the videos. Diet pills…really?? She needs her behind whooped. Shutterstock Continue reading

You Big Dummy: Identity Thief Convicted After Eating Debit Card To Conceal Tax Fraud

Today in nutty criminal news… Man Tried To Eat Fraudulent Debit Card Did he really think eating the debit card would solve his problem? According Dallas News: An identity thief from Dallas has been convicted of collecting millions of dollars in fraudulent income tax refunds. Ogiesoba City Osula, 37, was arrested in 2011 after police in a Cincinnati suburb caught him with $300,000 in cash and money orders, as well as numerous debit cards, one of which he ate to conceal evidence, according to the U.S. attorney’s office. Osula was convicted of 16 counts Friday after a nearly weeklong trial and will be sentenced at a later date. Four accomplices have pleaded guilty to conspiracy charges in the fraud scheme and will also be sentenced later: George Ojonugwa, 32, of Garland; Eseos Igiebor, 43, of Richardson; Ebenezer Legbedion, 42, of Lagos, Nigeria, and Evelyn Nyaboke Haley, 34, of Dallas. Authorities say Osula used stolen identities to file electronic income tax returns and claim millions of dollars in refunds; millions more were claimed but never disbursed. The refunds were then credited to stored-value cards or deposited in bank accounts set up with the stolen identities. The feds say Osula was arrested in Ohio in November 2011 after he and Ojonugwa met with the leader of a similar operation there. Inside the vehicle they were parked in, police found $300,000 and many debit cards. Osula ate one of the cards as he waited to be questioned, the attorney’s office said. SMH. Shutterstock Continue reading

SMH: Breezy’s Assault Charge Reduced From Felony To Misdemeanor And He’s Released From Jail

This ninja Chris Brown stay catching a break. Chris Brown Assault Charge Reduced From Felony To Misdemeanor Chris beat the isht out of Rih Rih, he had Frank Ocean wearing a “stop the violence” T-shirt and now this. When will he learn? According to TMZ: Chris Brown just got cut a big break …the assault charge has just been reduced from a FELONY to a MISDEMEANOR … and Chris pled not guilty. Chris has just been released without bail. He’s also required to stay 100 yards away from the victim. Chris had been ordered to take a drug test, but the judge just vacated that order. It’s standard in such cases to order a drug test, but that has been cancelled. Sources tell TMZ … there’s some question as to who threw a punch to the alleged victim’s face. The original police report said Brown’s bodyguard threw the punch, and we’re told that’s why the charge against Chris has been reduced. The bodyguard’s charge was also reduced to a misdemeanor. TMZ broke the story … Brown was arrested for felony assault early Sunday morning in Washington D.C. after allegedly attacking a man outside a hotel and breaking his nose. Brown allegedly got into an argument with a man, said “I’m not down with that gay s***, I’m into boxing,” and then punched him in the nose. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the fight started when the man and his friend photobombed Chris, who was posing for a picture with two girls. Sources close to Chris insist the fight wasn’t over a photo — they say the alleged victim tried to force his way onto Chris’ tour bus, and Chris was merely trying to stop a trespass. Brown has been in custody since the incident. Trouble sticks to Breezy like white on rice.

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In Freaky White Folks News: Keith Urban Admits Sexting Nicole Kidman On The “Ellen” Show [Video]

We hear you Keith. White people like to get it poppington too. Will you be tuning into Idol?

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Ain’t Isht Stepdaddies: Chinese Man Chops Off 10-Year-Old’s Hand And Tosses It In Boiling Water To Prevent Docs From Saving It

Hide ya kids ! A Chinese man is facing years imprisonment after beating his 10-year-old stepson and then severing his hand, all because his mom wasn’t able to afford an apartment they were trying to buy. According to NY Daily News reports : A Chinese man hacked off his stepson’s hand with a meat cleaver Tuesday before spitefully throwing it in boiling water so that it could never be reattached, police said. Cheng Sun, 43, allegedly beat 10-year-old Xiao Jun with a stick after a row about money before grabbing the hatchet and smashing it down on his limb. He then lobbed the bloody lump of flesh into a pot of water that had been left on the stove refor their evening meal. The Daily Mirror reports that Cheng had met Xiao’s mom, Xiao Shen, a year ago. The couple, who lived in a rented apartment in Shenyang with the boy, were looking to buy a flat together. The mother went to visit relatives to try borrowing some cash when she called Cheng to say there would be a delay with the money coming through. The crane driver allegedly launched into a furious rage and attacked the boy. Afterward, he reportedly called cops to confess the crime. He then took Xiao to the hospital, but doctors said it was too swelled-up to be of use and that the boy required an artificial arm. Cheng was arrested and now faces a lengthy prison term. So sad, but at least the kid still has his life right? Sounds like this guy completely lost it. SMH. People really ain’t isht! Shutterstock Continue reading

Delayed Matrimony-dom: Jim Jones And Chrissy Lampkin Promise To Tie The Knot Soon

How long have these two been engaged….forever and a day? Jim Jones Promises To Marry Chrissy Lampkin Soon They might could get married if Jim stops getting popped by one-time. According to Sister 2 Sister: Jim Jones said a wedding could be just around the corner for him and his lady Chrissy Lampkin! On the last season of “Chrissy & Mr. Jones,” Chrissy was dealing with a serious case of cold feet, but the couple revealed to Sister 2 Sister that their wedding plans are back on track! “We’re going to get married soon, but the question is people want to know if we’re going to be married on television,” Jim told S2S. “I don’t know if they’ll get that. I don’t know if that will happen on television.” In the meantime, Jim and Chrissy are focusing on raising his son Pudie together. Chrissy will definitely be on mommy duty when “Chrissy & Mr. Jones” returns to VH1 on Monday, and she thinks it’s only strengthened her their relationship. “As far as the dynamic with Pudie in the house, I think it’s helpful. It makes me and Jimmy come together and raise him,” Chrissy said. “It helps your perspective. I think it’s a plus.” Jim added, “It’s definitely a different look from what all people have seen from us on television. It’s a good, clean, funny look. I think people need to see that.” Chrissy shared that seeing how Jim is as a father has addressed some of her past concerns about how his lifestyle would affect his ability to parent. Now that she sees how he’s switched things up to be there for Pudie, the couple is considering having a baby of their own.“That’s something that I think about a lot and that’s definitely something that we’re going to work on,” Chrissy revealed. “I mean I love him, so why not complete this family?” Good luck with that wedding.

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Shots Fired: TLC Tells Pebbles And Crystal Jones To Fall Back – “All These Scorned Heffas Need To Get Over It”

T-Boz and Chilli politely told Pebbles, her daughter and Crystal Jones to shut the fawk up. TLC Tells Pebbles And Crystal Jones To Get Over Biopic What’s done is done….besides even bad publicity is better than none at all right? This movie has opened up so many old wounds. Pebbles has been dragged by the Twitterverse and she is officially the most hated woman on earth. According to Rolling Out: Since the acclaimed TLC biopic, CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story, premiered this past Monday, the girl group’s former manager, Pebbles, and their ex-member, Crystal Jones, have both voiced their disdain over the biopic, saying it falsely paints them in a negative light. Although the surviving members of TLC have previously taken the high road when it comes ot dealing with their former associates, T-Boz and Chilli are now saying that Pebbles and Jones just need to “get over it” and let their old issues go. This week, T-Boz and Chilli stopped by V-103 Atlanta’s “The Big Tigger Show” and Chilli vented her growing frustrations over Jones’ gripes. “So Crystal, I would be mad if I got kicked out of my own group too and TLC blew up. I would have some harbored feelings so I understand her, so sorry,” T-Boz said. “She put out our movie, trying to sabotage it with a code and put it on the internet. It’s no need for all that. I’ve apologized for the way things went down,” said T-Boz, before lamenting Jones’ unceremonious exit from the group. “I did bring Pebbles to the table. The way me and Lisa handled it may have not been the best, but I’m not, at 43, after saying sorry, gonna talk about some mess. T-Boz then sent out a message to anyone who’s mad about their biopic. “All these scorned heffas need to get over it. Pray about it and grow. Like, get over it!” she said. T-Boz also shared some critical words for Pebbles as well. “The one thing you can’t take from her, we’ve always said, she helped us out so much. She did a lot for our career and that you can’t take. But if you’re telling a story and it’s even 20 years ago, you can’t tell someone how they’re perceived situations from their end, how they felt. That doesn’t take away the good that you did. We’re telling a story of what happened when we were 19 and 20 years old. No, I didn’t appreciate paying a million dollars per name.There are certain things we don’t have to like. You move on from certain people. I’m not a bitter person. I let things go and I move on,” said T-Boz Let go and let God. Continue reading