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Justin Bieber Roasters: REVEALED!

Calling Seth Rogen! Where are you, Seth Rogen? We’re still waiting to hear from you, Seth Rogen! Indeed, Justin Bieber has been pleading with Rogen to appear on his upcoming Comedy Central Roast for days now. And while the singer is yet to hear back from the actor, the network has received a positive RSVP from a number of big-time celebrities. The following stars cannot wait to let Justin Bieber have it later this month on national television: Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, Natasha Leggero and Jeffrey Ross. Ross, of course, has been featured in a couple ads for the special, which will air on March 30.  In one, he is giving Bieber a bullseye tattoo. In the other, he’s acting like a Calvin Klein model; i.e. Justin Bieber’s worst nightmare. “For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me,” Bieber said soon after this program was announced. “They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard.” Along those self-deprecating lines, another recent promo features Bieber getting egged . Added Kent Alterman, president of content development & original programming at Comedy Central, of the Kevin Hart-hosted affair to come  “Justin has been asking us for a few years to roast him, and we just kept telling him to go create more source material first. We’re thrilled he listened.” 13 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? 2. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoo View Photo Don’t let your dreams float away. That’s what Justin Bieber wrote as a caption to this photo. 3. Justin Bieber Goes Black and White View Photo Justin Bieber is deep in thought in this Instagram photo. Perhaps we should give him some space. 4. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Picture View Photo Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram picture. Hardcore, JB. 7. Justin Bieber Rose Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It covers pretty much his entire arm, as you can see here. 8. Justin Bieber Tattoo Pic View Photo It’s a new Justin Bieber tattoo! What do you think of this ink job? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Justin Bieber Owl Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has inked himself yet again. What do you think of the singer’s eighth tattoo? 10. Justin Bieber Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It’s ink of a crown on his chest, as you can see here. 11. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoos View Photo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of a jester on his arm. That’s the focus of this Miami Police Department photo. 12. Tattoo Fail Bieber Style View Photo It’s another new tattoo for Justin Bieber. Pretty soon, he’ll have more ink than bare skin! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Bieber’s Tats View Photo Justin Bieber thinks he is so hard with those tats. But that just makes them even more ridiculous looking. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Alysa Bathrick: Cute Mug Shot Girl Arrested AGAIN! Check Out Her Latest Booking Photo!

Back in December, 18-year-old Raleigh-Durham native Alysa Bathrick became known as ” Cute Mug Shot Girl ” after she posted her booking photo on Twitter so that the whole world could see how totes adorbs she looked when she got busted for possession. The pic viral for two reasons: Alysa is better-looking than your average inmate,  And she hilariously responded “Xanax homie” when asked why she’d been locked up. Now, the situation has become both less cute and less funny, as Alysa has been arrested again (this time for shoplifting), and she’s reportedly been taken into custody three times in just the past 12 months. To make matters worse, her other mug shots aren’t nearly as on fleek as the one that went viral: Clearly, the attractive mug shot bubble has burst. In 2014, Alysa and “Hot Mug Shot Guy” Jeremy Meeks became overnight sensations attracting thousands of pervs offering to pay their bail and slap the cuffs right back on them. Now, Meeks has been sentenced to two years in prison , and Alysa just can’t stop getting arrested. It’s almost like attractive people are bound by the same laws as the rest of society! If that’s true, how come Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan aren’t serving life sentences? You just got lawyered, justice system. 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever 1. Nathaniel Follette Mugs For Mug Shot View Photo Nathaniel Follette posed for this amazing mug shot – possibly the greatest of all time – after a recent arrest for riding his bike through a grocery store. 2. Meta Mug Shot View Photo This kid got arrested while wearing a shirt featuring a picture of himself….getting arrested. 3. In Case You Forget You can just read the Miranda Rights right off this guy’s shirt. 4. Bad Decision Making Skills That’s probably what got him into this mess in the first place. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Happy Father’s Day World’s Greatest Dad apparently has a very, very broad definition. 6. Bentley Tattoos View Photo Since this man has the Bentley logo tattoed ON HIS FACE the “identifiable markers” question is super easy. 7. Crystal Metheney View Photo Yes, that’s her real name. 8. Hot Convict View Photo Hot Convict’s photo went viral and ended with him being offered a modeling contract and having a very pissed off wife. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miss Demeanor View Photo Don’t be fooled by her pretty face. She’ll probably f*** you up. 10. Wish You Were Here We’re betting she sends a lot of postcards from inside the slammer. 11. Bouffant Beauty Amy Winehouse called (from the great beyond). She wants her hair back. 12. Cell Block Tango If this arrest happened in Chicago, that will literally be the best thing ever for us (and maybe the worst thing for this guy.) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Mohawk Mug Shot Did they have to put her in the police car to drag her to the station? Like, how does this hair even fit in a car? And how did she get it to stand up like that? Fiberglass!?! 14. Cry Me a River Tears won’t get you out of this one, honey. 15. FBI Please let this be an arrest for littering or public urination and not for anything that actually involves him inspecting the bodies of women he doesn’t know. 16. These Are My Confessions Here’s hoping her t-shirt isn’t allowed as an admission of guilt. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pfffft! Yeah, the officers probably feel the same. 18. Half-Shaved Jesus Was this guy trying to shave his beard to hide his identity? Does he always walk around like this? Did he get arrested in the middle? So many questions! But not as man as… 19. WHAT UP! View Photo This mom is totally AMPED to be in front of the cameras. So what if they’re police cameras. 20. This Guy WHAT EVEN IS THIS!?! Brain cannot process!! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. THE Law He is it. He is. Those eyes tell the story. 22. Super Freak Super mug shot. 23. Derp Is this what Bozo the clown looks like without the makeup? Does anyone even still remember Bozo the clown? 24. Florida Man Mug Shot View Photo This Florida man got arrested after riding a bicycle through the Taco Bell drive-thru while drunk and then causing a scene. Sounds about right, doesn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Justin Bieber View Photo Oh, Biebs. You’re the best little punk mug shot taker ever. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Alysa Bathrick: Cute Mug Shot Girl Arrested AGAIN! Check Out Her Latest Booking Photo!

Alysa Bathrick: Cute Mug Shot Girl Arrested AGAIN! Check Out Her Latest Booking Photo!

Back in December, 18-year-old Raleigh-Durham native Alysa Bathrick became known as ” Cute Mug Shot Girl ” after she posted her booking photo on Twitter so that the whole world could see how totes adorbs she looked when she got busted for possession. The pic viral for two reasons: Alysa is better-looking than your average inmate,  And she hilariously responded “Xanax homie” when asked why she’d been locked up. Now, the situation has become both less cute and less funny, as Alysa has been arrested again (this time for shoplifting), and she’s reportedly been taken into custody three times in just the past 12 months. To make matters worse, her other mug shots aren’t nearly as on fleek as the one that went viral: Clearly, the attractive mug shot bubble has burst. In 2014, Alysa and “Hot Mug Shot Guy” Jeremy Meeks became overnight sensations attracting thousands of pervs offering to pay their bail and slap the cuffs right back on them. Now, Meeks has been sentenced to two years in prison , and Alysa just can’t stop getting arrested. It’s almost like attractive people are bound by the same laws as the rest of society! If that’s true, how come Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan aren’t serving life sentences? You just got lawyered, justice system. 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever 1. Nathaniel Follette Mugs For Mug Shot View Photo Nathaniel Follette posed for this amazing mug shot – possibly the greatest of all time – after a recent arrest for riding his bike through a grocery store. 2. Meta Mug Shot View Photo This kid got arrested while wearing a shirt featuring a picture of himself….getting arrested. 3. In Case You Forget You can just read the Miranda Rights right off this guy’s shirt. 4. Bad Decision Making Skills That’s probably what got him into this mess in the first place. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Happy Father’s Day World’s Greatest Dad apparently has a very, very broad definition. 6. Bentley Tattoos View Photo Since this man has the Bentley logo tattoed ON HIS FACE the “identifiable markers” question is super easy. 7. Crystal Metheney View Photo Yes, that’s her real name. 8. Hot Convict View Photo Hot Convict’s photo went viral and ended with him being offered a modeling contract and having a very pissed off wife. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miss Demeanor View Photo Don’t be fooled by her pretty face. She’ll probably f*** you up. 10. Wish You Were Here We’re betting she sends a lot of postcards from inside the slammer. 11. Bouffant Beauty Amy Winehouse called (from the great beyond). She wants her hair back. 12. Cell Block Tango If this arrest happened in Chicago, that will literally be the best thing ever for us (and maybe the worst thing for this guy.) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Mohawk Mug Shot Did they have to put her in the police car to drag her to the station? Like, how does this hair even fit in a car? And how did she get it to stand up like that? Fiberglass!?! 14. Cry Me a River Tears won’t get you out of this one, honey. 15. FBI Please let this be an arrest for littering or public urination and not for anything that actually involves him inspecting the bodies of women he doesn’t know. 16. These Are My Confessions Here’s hoping her t-shirt isn’t allowed as an admission of guilt. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pfffft! Yeah, the officers probably feel the same. 18. Half-Shaved Jesus Was this guy trying to shave his beard to hide his identity? Does he always walk around like this? Did he get arrested in the middle? So many questions! But not as man as… 19. WHAT UP! View Photo This mom is totally AMPED to be in front of the cameras. So what if they’re police cameras. 20. This Guy WHAT EVEN IS THIS!?! Brain cannot process!! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. THE Law He is it. He is. Those eyes tell the story. 22. Super Freak Super mug shot. 23. Derp Is this what Bozo the clown looks like without the makeup? Does anyone even still remember Bozo the clown? 24. Florida Man Mug Shot View Photo This Florida man got arrested after riding a bicycle through the Taco Bell drive-thru while drunk and then causing a scene. Sounds about right, doesn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Justin Bieber View Photo Oh, Biebs. You’re the best little punk mug shot taker ever. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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“The Jesus Girl” Dana Chanel Stops Through for Model Mondays

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“The Jesus Girl” Dana Chanel Stops Through for Model Mondays

Jeremy Meeks: Sentenced to Two Years in Prison!

Jeremy Meeks and his hottie thug teardrop face tattoo will spend at least the next two years behind bars for gun possession, according to reports. Jeremy Meeks: Hot Mug Shot Guy! 1. Jeremy Meeks Pics View Photo Jeremy Meeks looking HOT in court. No seriously, those orange jumpsuits are really a fiery color. They also aren’t cotton and don’t breathe. 2. Jeremy Meeks Booking Photo View Photo Jeremy Meeks in a previous booking photo. Hottie McMug used to have hair. 3. Jeremy Meeks Mugshot View Photo Jeremy Meeks is one hot thug. Or so the Internet has decided upon seeing his mugshot. 4. Jeremy Meeks, Son View Photo Jeremy Meeks and son. He sure is a good looking fella. And a good dad or so this pic would have you believe. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jeremy Meeks Smiles View Photo Jeremy Meeks smiles in an old family photo. He sure is a good looking fella. 6. Jeremy Meeks, Brother View Photo Jeremy Meeks and his brother. That is one hottie criminal. 7. Jeremy Meeks, Kid View Photo Jeremy Meeks smiles in an old family photo with his son. The End. Did you like Jeremy Meeks: Hot Mug Shot Guy!? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: A California federal judge, apparently unmoved by Jeremy Meeks ‘ web popularity, sentenced the convicted felon and Internet sensation to prison. The photogenic 30-year-old’s sexy mug shot, taken after a June gang sweep, went viral after the Stockton Police Department posted it on Facebook. Drawing more than 102,000 “likes” and more than 12,000 shares, hot mug shot guy became the man who spawned a thousand memes. Or 102,000. Even celebrities, including Orange Is the New Black co-stars Jason Biggs and Laura Prepon, got in on the lovefest for Meeks (hashtag #feloncrushFriday). With a chiseled face and blue eyes to compliment his street chic ink, Meeks looked more like a GQ model than a hoodlum, but that didn’t help him. Considering his alleged gang ties and a 2002 conviction for grand theft, the interest he garnered from modeling agencies went by the wayside. The only thing Jeremy will be modeling until 2017 is an orange jumpsuit, thanks to being arrested with a loaded gun – a major faux pas for a felon. In addition to 27 months behind bars , he must complete a 500-hour Bureau of Prisons Substance Abuse Treatment Program, as ordered by the judge. 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever 1. Nathaniel Follette Mugs For Mug Shot View Photo Nathaniel Follette posed for this amazing mug shot – possibly the greatest of all time – after a recent arrest for riding his bike through a grocery store. 2. Meta Mug Shot View Photo This kid got arrested while wearing a shirt featuring a picture of himself….getting arrested. 3. In Case You Forget You can just read the Miranda Rights right off this guy’s shirt. 4. Bad Decision Making Skills That’s probably what got him into this mess in the first place. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Happy Father’s Day World’s Greatest Dad apparently has a very, very broad definition. 6. Bentley Tattoos View Photo Since this man has the Bentley logo tattoed ON HIS FACE the “identifiable markers” question is super easy. 7. Crystal Metheney View Photo Yes, that’s her real name. 8. Hot Convict View Photo Hot Convict’s photo went viral and ended with him being offered a modeling contract and having a very pissed off wife. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miss Demeanor View Photo Don’t be fooled by her pretty face. She’ll probably f*** you up. 10. Wish You Were Here We’re betting she sends a lot of postcards from inside the slammer. 11. Bouffant Beauty Amy Winehouse called (from the great beyond). She wants her hair back. 12. Cell Block Tango If this arrest happened in Chicago, that will literally be the best thing ever for us (and maybe the worst thing for this guy.) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Mohawk Mug Shot Did they have to put her in the police car to drag her to the station? Like, how does this hair even fit in a car? And how did she get it to stand up like that? Fiberglass!?! 14. Cry Me a River Tears won’t get you out of this one, honey. 15. FBI Please let this be an arrest for littering or public urination and not for anything that actually involves him inspecting the bodies of women he doesn’t know. 16. These Are My Confessions Here’s hoping her t-shirt isn’t allowed as an admission of guilt. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pfffft! Yeah, the officers probably feel the same. 18. Half-Shaved Jesus Was this guy trying to shave his beard to hide his identity? Does he always walk around like this? Did he get arrested in the middle? So many questions! But not as man as… 19. WHAT UP! View Photo This mom is totally AMPED to be in front of the cameras. So what if they’re police cameras. 20. This Guy WHAT EVEN IS THIS!?! Brain cannot process!! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. THE Law He is it. He is. Those eyes tell the story. 22. Super Freak Super mug shot. 23. Derp Is this what Bozo the clown looks like without the makeup? Does anyone even still remember Bozo the clown? 24. Florida Man Mug Shot View Photo This Florida man got arrested after riding a bicycle through the Taco Bell drive-thru while drunk and then causing a scene. Sounds about right, doesn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Justin Bieber View Photo Oh, Biebs. You’re the best little punk mug shot taker ever. The End. Did you like 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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Selena Gomez Mexican Cleavage of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this picture on Instagram…I don’t really know what it’s fun….I just know it looks ethnically ambiguous, she looks wet like she just jumped out of a shower, or just finished getting fucked and cummed on and her hormones are all jacked up, making her uterus ready to be impregnated…because when you’re a Mexican, you should have a dozen kids by 22…it’s a cultural thing..thanks to poverty and Catholicism… Catholicism, this picture, and I guess her entire career as a vapid little spoiled celebrity with too much money, premarital sex, and fan base that makes her an idol or icon instead of Jesus….proves she shits on… Either way, I’m ok with her bloat.

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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like LeAnn Rimes…the country music star, who still has her loyal country music fans, despite falling off course of being a wholesome country singer, all devoted to Jesus, like they like to be marketed as, even though all of them are trashy, drunk, drug addict, adulterers because that’s human nature…especially when your childhood was robbed to sing gospel and make millions…I mean just like that she looks like a white trash stripper with her fake tits and hot body that she’s posting on the internet because no paparazzi are taking pics of her…since she barely matters…because I like all she represents… Happy New Year….

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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like LeAnn Rimes…the country music star, who still has her loyal country music fans, despite falling off course of being a wholesome country singer, all devoted to Jesus, like they like to be marketed as, even though all of them are trashy, drunk, drug addict, adulterers because that’s human nature…especially when your childhood was robbed to sing gospel and make millions…I mean just like that she looks like a white trash stripper with her fake tits and hot body that she’s posting on the internet because no paparazzi are taking pics of her…since she barely matters…because I like all she represents… Happy New Year….

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Police Chase Naked Guy on Drugs and Other Videos of the Day

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GOP Smackdown Ahead: President Obama Warns Republican Majority That He Plans To Use His Veto Pen If Neccessary

Translation: “Uhhh, I still run this sh*t, in case y’all forgot…” The GOP may have gained control of Congress following the mid-term elections , but President Obama is making it clear that he’s still running the show and won’t hesitate to use his veto pen to control the outlandish counter-legislation that will surely come once the new Congress is sworn in next month. via Fox News The new Congress hasn’t yet been sworn in, but President Obama already is warning he plans to use his veto pen to counter initiatives from the incoming Republican majority. Obama, despite his near-constant friction with congressional Republicans the last few years, rarely has used the presidential veto — in part because legislation he didn’t like typically died in the Democrat-controlled Senate before reaching his desk. But with Republicans taking charge of the Senate next month and building their majority in the House, Obama said in an NPR interview he’s dusting off the veto pen. “There are going to be some areas where we disagree and, you know, I haven’t used the veto pen very often since I’ve been in office,” Obama said. “Now I suspect there are going to be some times where I’ve got to pull that pen out.” The agenda for the incoming Republican majority indeed could set up a series of veto stand-offs. In the interview with NPR, the president suggested he would mostly use his veto pen to block efforts to unravel existing laws and regulations pushed by his administration. “I’m going to defend gains that we’ve made in health care; I’m going to defend gains that we’ve made on environment and clean air and clean water,” he said. It’s good to know that the POTUS is ready to flex his Presidentia l power because the petty party aka the GOP are surely going to make his last 2 years in office hell.

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