Adriana Lima Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day Adriana Lima may be old. She may be tired. She may be a mom with a battered vagina. She may be an annoying Jesus freak who claimed to be a virgin who should have waited to make those babies…but she’s also a heathen harlot who gets half naked for money. That Jesus doesn’t approve of but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it. She’s recently divorced, also a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it. Now she’s showing her nipples in Vogue, another a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it. That’s all I have to say about that.
Justin Bieber is currently sleeping his way through half the western hemisphere. According to recent reports, the singer has slept with Barbara Palvin … Yovanna Ventura … and Adriana Lima . All within the past few weeks. But In Touch Weekly claims Selena Gomez is taking the opposite approach from her ex-boyfriend, vowing to keep her legs crossed until she walks down the aisle some day down the line. “Selena has told friends she’s completely swearing off men until she’s married. She wants to be a born-again virgin,” an anonymous friend tells the tabloid. This claim might be plausible… if the story didn’t also allege Gomez has “renewed her devotion” to the Lord following that ridiculous, inappropriate Selena Gomez miscarriage report. Still, if Selena has “swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus,” as In Touch Weekly concludes, hey, more power to you. We doubt Jesus will lead you on and sleep with models and sing mean song lyrics about you… unlike a certain young singer who ironically has a Jesus tattoo on his calf. 7 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez famously lost her virginity to a guy who all know (and some of us used to love), and this we know after he bragged about it. He being ….
According to a new report, Justin Bieber’s poor fashion taste to land the singer in the poorhouse. The artist remains under investigation for allegedly egging his neighbor’s home a few months ago – and law enforcement officials now tell TMZ that a sweater Bieber is wearing in an Instagram photo on January 10 (a day after the attack) could be the key to the prosecutor’s case. The garment seemingly matches one worn by the culprit in surveillance video police obtained via search warrant this winter. Many cruisers swarmed Bieber’s mansion in Calabasas after his neighbor accused the artist of racking up over $20,000 in damage via this egging attack. Last night, KTTV Fox 11 aired images from the video that was collected during this search, and it depicts a young white male coming from the direction of the neighbor’s house… wearing the exact same outfit as Bieber is donning above. Thus far, no egging charges have been filed against Bieber. The Sheriff and the District Attorney are deciding to file misdemeanor or felony charges. In the meantime, Bieber was detained for nearly five hours inside a Los Angeles airport last night as a result of this and other legal issues that have plagued him for months. We’ll provide an update if or when charges come down against the superstar. 12 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? View As List 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? 2. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoo Don’t let your dreams float away. That’s what Justin Bieber wrote as a caption to this photo. 3. Justin Bieber Goes Black and White Justin Bieber is deep in thought in this Instagram photo. Perhaps we should give him some space. 4. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. 5. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Picture Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram picture. Hardcore, JB. 7. Justin Bieber Rose Tattoo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It covers pretty much his entire arm, as you can see here. 8. Justin Bieber Tattoo Pic It’s a new Justin Bieber tattoo! What do you think of this ink job? 9. Justin Bieber Owl Tattoo Justin Bieber has inked himself yet again. What do you think of the singer’s eighth tattoo? 10. Justin Bieber Tattoo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It’s ink of a crown on his chest, as you can see here. 11. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoos Justin Bieber has a tattoo of a jester on his arm. That’s the focus of this Miami Police Department photo. 12. Justin Bieber Tatto Pic It’s another new tattoo for Justin Bieber. Pretty soon, he’ll have more ink than bare skin!
I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy…. She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal… I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it… Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church. Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS
I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy…. She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal… I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it… Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church. Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS
Some young men react to news of an impending baby with shock, joy and even a few tears . Others do not. In the following family video, a mom and dad tell their two daughters and one son that another baby is on the way. A baby sister, to be exact. Isn’t that great news?!? Yep, says one sister. Sure, replies another. NOOOOO!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYMORE GIRLS! NO MORE GIRLS I HATE GIRLS!!! cries the son. Whoops! Perhaps funniest of all? The reaction of the father, who is more restrained than his inconsolable child, but who clearly feels the same way… New Baby Reveal Goes Horribly Wrong Did this make the cut as one of our favorite kid videos in recent memory? Find out now! 34 Adorable Kid Videos Open Slideshow 1. Baby Reacts to Mother Singing This is amazing. Watch a mother sing to her baby and watch the baby’s reaction. View As List
“I rebuke you Satan! In Jesus Name… Be Drunk In Love With The Spirit” – What Hard Core Christian Moms Say When DIL Comes On I’ve been praying I’ve been praying I can’t keep quiet when that spirit gets into me I’ve been thinking, I’ve been thinking Why can’t your people see they need you, Jesus? We need you, yea yea Why can’t your people see they need you, Jesus? We need you, yea yea Verse 1 See God on High, God on high Feeling like a stranger in the absence of your presence Shine your light, Shine your light Your people blinded, blinded, blinded Jesus we need you, yea yea Can’t keep these tears from falling Jesus, we need you, yeah yeah Yet you chose to love, we need you Bridge We woke up out of Eden saying, “How did we allow this to happen?”, Oh Jesus Yet you chose to love, even when we’re not right Last thing I remember is your Innocent body suffering on that cross Yet you chose to love Hook Even when we’re not right, you love, love Even when we’re not right, you love, love Verse 2 Even when we not right, you make everything alright No complaints for my life, so florescent under his light Ya’ll, I’m praising, Jeremiah 29 and11 I’m speaking it, liiiiving it, If you scared Call that reverend Ya’ll I’m praising, Get my mind right, Righteous Grind Jesus Christ, New Life, he paid the price, greatest sacrifice, he gave it up Ya’ll, I’m praising, I’m singing, this truth till my voice hoarse God fill me up all the way, then use me for your purpose, purpose purpose Studying your word, study, studying your word I’m swerving on that, swerving, swerving on them curses I been trusting in you, trusting, It’s working for my good good We woke up out of Eden saying, “How did we allow this to happen?”, Oh Jesus Yet you chose to love, even when we’re not right Last thing I remember is your Innocent body suffering on that cross Yet you chose to love Even when we’re not right, you love, love Even when we’re not right, you love, love Verse 4 Never tired, never tired Your holy spirit, that’s the only thing That’s keeping me on fire, me on fire I meant to spill this spirit all up on your conscious I’ve been thinking, holiness (We need your presence right here, Jesus, we need you, right now) Can’t keep these tears from falling Jesus, we need you youtube
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