Mitt Romney appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman last night and read a Top 10 list of things he’d like to say to America. Some of them were pretty funny. Making fun of his game-show-host good looks, his hair, his demeanor and his own name, the M-I-Double-Tizzle held his own, and got in a shot at rival Newt Gingrich. Watch the former Governor of Massachusetts and White House hopeful present the “Top 10 Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People” below … Mitt Romney Top 10 List The presidential candidate also delivered the Top 10 List on the program
What happens when you put a nativity scene in the middle of an Occupy camp? This video happens. And it’s pretty ironically hilarious, to say the least. The reactions of the Occupy Wall Street protesters below speak for themselves. Seeing a guy state that “It’s offensive” while wearing a baseball hat that says “F–k the police” … so priceless. Watch the tables turn as Baby Jesus & Co. do the occupying: Occupy vs. Nativity Scene (feat. Baby Jesus)
“Bishop David Oyedepo slaps and condemns a woman to hell who came to give her life to Jesus during an alter call. The Woman who had poor English, probably meant to say, “I wish for Jesus” but she could not tell the difference between the two words. Even if she was a “witch” he was wrong for slapping her as she was trying to repent. ” More On Bossip! Vanessa Vs. The World: How Does The Former Mrs. Bryant Stack Up Against His Alleged Mistresses It’s Downhill From Here: Men That Had To Say Goodbye To The Best Things They’ll Ever Have Twitter Files: RihRih Rants Again! Singer Goes Off After Being Targeted By Racist Hotel Guest In Portugal Bricks, All White Bricks: The Craziest Celebrity Drug Busts Of All Time
Reese Witherspoon is the dumpy full of shit Jesus lover who got knocked up on the set of Cruel Intentions, forced a motherfucker to marry her, pumped out 10 kids, only to cheat on the motherfucker with another dude, all while pretending to be the wholesome church goer….and now she’s out showing off her gut like it is a veiled Italian widow….waiting to die….and that may be porn to you…but it’s not good to me…posting it anyway…
The Catholic Church has been going through something of an image crisis lately, but we know a surefire way to get dudes in the pews once again: Salma Hayek ‘s boobs. “I was the youngest in class and all these girls were starting to get them (breasts) and I wasn’t getting anything – I was really scared, ” Salma said on The Graham Norton Show last week. “I was getting teased a lot because everyone was older and I was the skinny tomboy.” “I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. I put my hands in the holy water and went: ‘Please Jesus give me some boobs.’ ” …and then God answered not only Salma’s prayers, but everyone else’s too. That body is Heavenly! Members can see more from hot mamacita Salma Hayek right here at MrSkin.com!
Girl Scouts USA’s recent revelation that its local chapters sometimes induct boys who try to live as girls, considered transgendered, is already having repercussions in Louisiana, where three troops at a Christian school have disbanded in disappointment. 3 Ways To Get “Self-Centered” For The Holidays Susan Bryant-Snure of Lacombe, La., is one of three troop leaders at Northlake Christian School who resigned and are dismantling their troops because the policy is in conflict with that of the host school. Her three daughters, ages 10, 6 and 4, are among 25 girls who had been active scouts there. Instead, Northlake is investigating aligning with American Heritage Girls, a group organized in 1995 in protest to the Girl Scouts’ decision to allow scouts to replace the word “God” in scout teachings with a word representing a personal image of God, such as a “higher being,” “Allah” or “Buddha.” The newer group proclaims Jesus Christ as Lord, limits membership to girls and works to disciple girls as Christians. Russell Simmons Steps Up & Buys Ad Time On TLC Show The issue came to light late last month when a mother in Denver, Colo., tried to gain entry into the Girl Scouts for her son, a biological 7-year-old male who seeks to live as a little girl. Initially turned away, the mother called a press conference in protest. This led the Colorado chapter to reveal its practice of inclusion, which evaluates the admission of boys, albeit transgendered, on a case-by-case basis. While the Denver boy had not been admitted as of early December, the Colorado group is discussing the matter with the mother and is amenable to admitting the boy if he is living as a girl, explained Rachelle Trujillo, vice president for communications of the Colorado Girl Scouts. Click here to read more
The holiday season is upon us, and in its wake, the boys and girls of Gaia are all atwitter with promises of merriment, family fun, and of course, presents. Christians have Christmas, a remembrance of Jesus’s birth on that starry night in Nazareth. Jews have Hanukkah, celebrating the re-dedication of the Temple, and the little jar of oil that could. African-Americans have Kwanza (at least those who… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : GayGamer.net Discovery Date : 13/12/2011 11:15 Number of articles : 2
Two contestants were forced to say This Is It on The X Factor tonight, as a pair of hopefuls Beat It off stage in eliminations that were the result of their Michael Jackson-themed covers from the previous evening. So, who got the boot? ASTRO and DREW! Early on in the hour, the top three of Melanie Amaro , Chris Rene and Rachel Crow were passed through to the next round. Astro, the 15-year old rapper from Brooklyn was then sent packing, reacting in a far more mature manner then when he was forced to sing for his survival two weeks ago. He hugged his fellow contestants and thanked his “Astronauts.” It then came down to Drew and Marcus Canty, with Paula Abdul casting the deciding vote for the former based on her chair-based performance from Tuesday night. Drew fought off tears, gave praise to Jesus and said she has “a lot to show” the world still. “I think she’s a little star and I think America knows she’s going to be a star,” Simon Cowell said of his protege. What is your take on these eliminations?
The birth of Jesus finally makes sense! Jesus was born so that 2000+ years later there could be an Absolutely Fabulous Christmas Special. I wish they would’ve taught me that in catechism. This is the first preview for the special which airs on the BBC around Christmas times. It has absolutely zero Patsy Stone in it, but I guess we’ll take what we can get. My ass is going to be in Italy with my family… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 26/11/2011 10:53 Number of articles : 2
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher’s divorce has been a surprise to some, but an inevitable outcome to others. When the two married 6 years ago, all anybody could talk about was their 16-year age difference, but after chronicling their coupledom on Twitter for all their fans to see with cutesy messages back and forth, we all ate our words, assuming that they were solid. However, when rumors of Ashton’s infidelity hit the net in October, it was clear that everything that glittered on the red carpet wasn’t gold. Sure enough, less than month after the reports surfaced, Demi decided to file for divorce this week. Could their age difference have had something to do with it, too? Here are 5 other “cougar” relationships that have failed! Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry (10-year age difference) The Oscar-wining actress and French-Canadian model met in November 2005 while shooting an ad for Versace and were inseparable from then on, even welcoming a daughter, Nahla, in March 2008. However, just two years later in April 2010, the couple split and have been engaged in a nasty custody battle ever since. Vivica A. Fox & Omar “Slimm” White (20-year age difference) The actress and her club promoter boyfriend dated for over year before he proposed to her with an 8-carat diamond ring the day after Christmas 2010. She bragged about their love on camera, but less than a year after their happy announcement, Slimm confirmed their split, blaming “negativity.” Madonna & Jesus Luz (28-year age difference) The iconic artist and Brazilian model caught each others’ eyes while shooting a spread for W magazine in December 2008 – the same year she split from her (10-years-younger) husband Guy Ritchie. They traveled the world together and were photographed showing passionate PDA everywhere from Italy to Brazil to London. But in February 2010, Luz reportedly dumped Madge; though she wasted no time scooping up another boytoy later that year, French dancer Brahim Zaibat – also 28 years her junior. Tameka Foster & Usher (7-year age difference) The singer and his stylist got hitched in August 2007, much to the chagrin of his loyal (and mostly female) fans. Just 3 months later, their son Usher Raymond V (aka “Cinco”) was born and in December 2008, their second son Naviyd arrived. But the kids couldn’t keep them together; in June 2009, Usher filed for divorce from Foster after claiming they lived separately for nearly a year. Following the announcement, Tameka made sure to stay in headlines through magazine interviews and Twitter rants. Eva Longoria & Tony Parker (7-year age difference) The actress and French basketball player met in the San Antonio Spurs locker room in 2003 and tied the knot on the (not so) lucky date of 7/7/2007. Just three years later, in November 2010, the couple announced their divorce following Tony Parker’s sexting scandal with a teammate’s wife. Eva quickly rebounded, however, with actress Penelope Cruz’s brother Eduardo – 10 years younger – and is now rumored to be dating another NBA baller, Matt Barnes , the ex-fiance of “Basketball Wives” cast mate Gloria Govan. 9 Shortest Celebrity Marriages Of All Time Mariah Carey Slams Kim Kardashian’s Marriage