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Tiger Woods Plans Return to Golf

Posted on February 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While Las Vegas locks down its waitresses in light of Tiger Woods’ release from sex rehab , golf course owners may soon need to do the same. Sources report that the golfer is moving back to his Windermere, Florida residence next week and has locked in a return date to the sport that made him famous. At the moment, Woods is planning to play in the Tavistock Cup, an event that pits professionals from the Isleworth Golf & Country Club against those from the Lake Nona Golf & Country Club. It takes place on March 22 and 23. After that tournament, Woods will prepare for a tradition unlike any other, The Masters. It will be held in April in Georgia. In posibly related news, Elin Woods has sent a text message to every woman in Georgia: I bought a new set of golf clubs. Consider yourself warned.

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Jon Kortajarena: Madonna’s Latest Boy Toy

Posted on February 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How do you replace Jesus? It didn’t take Madonna long to answer that difficult question, as the singer has found a new boy toy in light of her break-up with Jesus Luz. The Material Girl is reportedly dating Jon Kortajarena , a 24-year old Spanish model that appears in A Single Man . In that movie, he portrays a hustler Colin Firth’s character meets outside of a liquor store. The pair met at the film’s NYC premiere. Kortajarena has been the face and body of Just Cavalli, Bally, Etro, and Trussardi. In December, Forbes Magazine ranked Kortajarena as the eighth most successful male model in the world. That’s quite an honor, almost as pretigious as ranking first in Madonna’s bed… this morning, at least.

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Project Runway: Serious Like a Heart Attack

Posted on February 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion.

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Simon Monjack Launches Brittany Murphy Foundation

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For a mere $1,000, you can attend an event honoring the late Brittany Murphy and line Simon Monjack’s pockets support the Brittany Murphy Foundation. Forgive us for being skeptical, but when the late star’s husband launched the foundation last Thursday, we couldn’t help but wonder what he’s really up to

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THG on TV: Bash Heroes with Us!

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Forget Simon Monjack’s latest actions.

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Madonna and Jesus Luz: It’s So Over

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They’ve been the subject of wedding and even baby rumors recently, but now Madonna and Jesus Luz have made news for a very different reason. The Queen of Pop and her teenage boy toy broke up. Okay, we lied just now.

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Apple Moves Forward with Tablet’s Trademark-Infringing "iPad" Name, Reveals Potential Features in Filing

Posted on January 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Jesus Tablet Blog recently uncovered documents deep within the US Patent Offices suggesting that the iPad was the Apple Tablet ‘s name based on their battles against Fujitsu for it . Now they’re moving ahead with a U.S.

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Jesus’ Penis (NSFW)

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Check out this picture of Madonna and her boyfriend's penis.

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More Evidence of the Apple Tablet’s Name: The ‘iPad’

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Deep in the bowels of the Trademark Office is some fresh evidence that Steve Jobs intends to name his messiah machine the “iPad”: the company is in a fight with Fujitsu over the trademark. In documents first uncovered by The Jesus Tablet blog , Apple first filed notice that it wanted to oppose Fujitsu’s “iPad” trademark application last September and as recently as December has continued to file paperwork in that dispute, lending further evidence that Steve Jobs will thusly christen his forthcoming tablet computer.

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Report: Madonna Wants Baby Jesus (Luz)

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madonna, who already has four kids, isn’t content to stop there. She’s in the process of trying for a baby with her lover Jesus Luz, according to the Sun (UK). The British tabloid says Madge has even consulted doctors about conceiving another child at age of 51, pals said, with model Jesus, who at 22 is ..

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