Halle Berry’s Oscar Hair Halle Berry is one of the finest women in all of celebrityville. She’s definitely an all-timer. However, even Michael Jordan misses dunks. And Halle definitely pulled up to the Oscars with a jacked up…wig(?)…or maybe her real hair? Whatever the case, she out here looking crazy. Wait.. are white tears really upset about them being portrayed as racist in Get Out? pic.twitter.com/9DV957v5qH — ej (@theejwave) February 27, 2017 Man, we hate it had to be Halle. Pour out some liquor for the all-time bae for looking like a maniac. Oh well, the jokes are going to still be flowing. Believe that.
The fact that most of the pictures taken by #GaryFromChicago will look like this… #Oscars #Oscars2017 pic.twitter.com/jEURolTYnr — ramel (@itsRamel) February 27, 2017 ‘Gary From Chicago’ Becomes A Celebrity At The Oscars An everyday man who managed to stumble upon the 89th Academy Awards is now a star. After host Jimmy Kimmel managed to get a bus full of tourists to stop at the Dolby Theater, patrons were shocked to discover that they were at the big show. No one was more excited however then lengthy short wearing/purple cell phone having Gary Allen Cole from Chicago who was there with his fiance Vicky. The couple was “married” by Denzel Washington… Gary from Chicago and his fiancé literally got married minutes after waltzing into the #Oscars thanks to Denzel. pic.twitter.com/3pcs63ZsHP — Casey Clemmons (@Casey_Clemmons) February 27, 2017 and when Kimmel noted that he was seemingly “ignoring all the white celebrities”, a very honest Gary admitted, “I am.” Jimmy Kimmel: “I feel like you're ignoring all the white celebrities” Gary from Chicago : “Yes, I am” #Oscars pic.twitter.com/cIEEvCzjpT — alex medina (@mrmedina) February 27, 2017 Expect to see this guy on “Ellen” very, very soon. What’d YOU think about Gary from Chicago??? “Man i met everybody. Denzel was there. Will Smith. Hattie McDaniel. They musta heard old Gary was in town!” pic.twitter.com/nrDlDZkW5t — Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) February 27, 2017 oscars, academy awards, selfie, fans, chicago, oscar, gary, oscars 2017, academy awards 2017, mahershala ali, gary … pic.twitter.com/vCRxvENHX8 — Fun with Gifs (@Trending_Gifs) February 27, 2017 “My weefee not working. SHARON! ya weefee working?” pic.twitter.com/ir2P8STSfZ — нarry вelaғcĸdyoвтcн (@HitDaBoogiez) February 27, 2017 More on the flip.
Neil Patrick Harris is confident in Jimmy Kimmel’s awards show hosting abilities, but he totally thinks he should work a ‘Hamilton’-inspired rap into the Oscars.
Some things, even The Bachelor spoilers can’t tell you. Sure, we knew ahead of time that Rachel Lindsay would be The Bachelorette , and we’re almost positive we know who wins the final rose. But who saw final moments of this week coming? Nick Viall wasn’t the only card carrying member of Bachelor Nation who was surprised to see Andi Dorfman on the show Monday night. Of course, she showed up for all of five seconds before the credits, and we didn’t even see Nick’s hometown date rose ceremony either. Yep, it’s a double-cliffhanger tease this week! This coming Monday, all will be revealed as Andi, the former star of The Bachelorette who turned Nick’s proposal down in 2014, is back. “Hello, Nick,” Dorfman says at his hotel door. Awesome as it is to see one of the hottest women in Bachelor history on screen, and making Nick squirm so less, the question is … WHY!? The video above offers some clues … “Everyone who’s wanted to see Nick and Andi face to face again will get what they want,” says a source quoted by E! News this week. (Did people even know that they wanted that?) “It’s their first time discussing their relationship since the [After the Final Rose special]” airing immediately after Andi’s season finale. Okay, but wasn’t that THREE YEARS AGO? As you know if you’re a fan of the show, Nick asked Andi why she made love to him in the Fantasy Suite if she didn’t want to get engaged. It was incredibly awkward, she was (unfairly) slut-shamed in the media, and Viall apologized to Dorfman publicly for making the comment. Andi would go on to write a book, It’s Not Okay: Turning Heartbreak Into Happily Never After, in which she touched on the topic of Nick. Josh Murray (above), who Andi chose over Nick (and ended her engagement with after six months) flat-out denied what she wrote in her memoir. Nick, however, had a different opinion. “What Andi does is she has a tendency of omitting information,” Viall said. “That being said, all the things that are written about me?” “As far as like the events that happened and things that were said, a large part of it did happen, so I can’t say that it’s a fictional book.” “It might be missing some information,” he said of his mixed portrayal, but concedes “a lot of the things she wrote about did happen.” Again though, why the return in 2017? The two briefly reunited for Nick’s Bachelor unveiling (along with Kaitlyn Bristowe) on Jimmy Kimmel Live last fall, but her being on the show? That’s a twist we’re confident no one saw coming. Describing Nick and Andi’s chat as “compelling,” a show insider spills, “They talk about their past and what went down between them.” “Their Fantasy Suite date definitely comes up!” One can only hope for cringe-worthy love-making references, but we won’t hold our breath. What we can promise is this Bachelor staple: “Andi also tries to give Nick some advice.” Basically, we don’t expect Andi’s surprise visit to change The Bachelor winner or have many consequences beyond making great TV. That’s what it’s all about right? View Slideshow: 23 Hottest Women of The Bachelor: Who’s #1?
So the biggest news on my social media – as of last night was that Kate Upton is the covergirl of this year’s Sports Illustrated issue that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, but that the idiots at SI SWIM think is a sure shot, that will get press because there is a story and she’s gone onto be their saving grace the last 10 years as their beach gets flooded from the melting ice caps, which to them is instagram…a place where anyone can imitate their “prestigious” and “expensive” shoots with a fucking iphone…where the girls…so many girls are as hot if not hotter than the models they use…because let’s face it…they aren’t innovative, interesting, and the proof is in the big titty pudding… I will assume that Kate Upton’s rich family either owns the magazine, or is fucking the publisher, or was just their meal ticket and figure – let’s take the press…we know we are only selling 10 issues anyway… The good news is that she’s not as fat as she was in her fat years…she works out now….and her tits are still big…but photoshopped catalog bathing suit pics of a tired bitch, instead of hunting and finding a new hot bitch, is just not sustainable…it’s a flawed business…because sure it’s “trending” on Facebook…but because SI SWIM has good PR and the Media is a fucking scam…it’s not because people like it, think it’s hot, or care… Awesome photoshopped bikini pics of bitches we are tired of us and can see naked on google… THANKS FOR THAT BRO…. What garbage…garbage they hope saves their business…they even call her “Kate The Great”….which is more like “Kate the One White Trash Who Buy Our Bullshit Like Cuz She’s Been Marketed Right”…. I mean I guess SI has always fucking sucked… Here she is on the promo tour… They paid Jimmy Kimmel to announce it like this bullshit matters… The post Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Khloe Kardashian is on the warpath. Girl just went on a seriously crazy Twitter rant. She’s pissed, and she doesn’t care who knows it. But let’s back up a little bit. Khloe was on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday night, and she opened up about several topics . She touched on her relationship with Tristan Thompson , and she talked about how she loves visiting him in Cleveland. She gave some details about Kendall Jenner’s 21st birthday party , including how a prince the family had never met before gave her a Rolls Royce for the special occasion. And she even discussed Rob Kardashian, Blac Chyna, and their little baby girl who’s all set to be born any minute now . It was a cute little interview, nothing too serious, but apparently some people found some issues with it. Khloe Kardashian on Rob and Chyna’s Baby And Khloe wasn’t about to stand for that. “This is why I f-cking hate interviews!” she tweeted yesterday. And here we go. “You people twist my words around!” she wrote with such palpable fury. “Don’t start f-cking drama! Reaching really hard!” “I try to be nice but frankly you just irritate the f-ck out of me and I would rather be anti social,” she added. Uh, what? We’re not sure what she’s talking about, really, but she has to be talking about the Jimmy Kimmel interview. She did say that Kendall was so drunk that she forgot she drove her new Rolls Royce to her party, so maybe some people got angry that she was trashing her sister for getting wasted. Or maybe she was jealous that Kendall got such an extravagant gift in the first place. When she was talking about Tristan Thompson, she said that no one would think she’d be in Cleveland, so maybe some sensitive locals took offense to that. And then when she was discussing ChyRob’s baby, she said that Chyna had been telling her directly that “we’re about to have a baby,” the “we” meaning Chyna and Khloe, Perhaps some people interpreted that as her saying that Rob wasn’t stepping up. It’s so very, very easy to twist any words however you want to, and Khloe’s been in the business long enough to realize that. Instead of being so touchy and quick to throw out a few F-bombs to her faithful followers, she should consider just chilling out a little bit. After all, she’s only making herself look bad. Or worse, as it were. View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love
The Internet can be so cruel. But it can also provide us with so many laughs as a result. Thanks to such stars as Ryan Gosling, Hugh Grant and Kate Hudson, that is. These celebrities took part on Wednesday night in the 10th edition of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets. The name of the segment says it all, with famous people simply reading insults about themselves on Twitter… and cracking both themselves and viewers up in the process. “Watching Hugh Grant and his stutteringly pathetic 'charm' is about as appealing to me as closing my scrotum in a DVD case,” read Grant himself, for example, while Hudson got a kick out of: “Kate Hudson is a dead eyed trash bag that smells like low tide.” Paul Rudd actually gave credit to the person who wrote the following: Paul Rudd is the most boring vanilla dude. You know he just sits at home with his wife having a bland spaghetti dinner talking about his day.” Asked another Twitter user: “Why does Ryan Gosling always look like he's trying to squeeze a fart out without making any noise?” And Gosling actually provided an answer. “Has Zac Efron ever been in a film where he didn't play a total douche?” the former High School Musical star read. “I've never seen one of his films, I'm just judging by his face.” Watch the video below to see more stars laughing at themselves and at these losers who bash them online. From Jane Lynch to Kiefer Sutherland to Bryan Cranston to MANY MORE, we appreciate that these celebrities can take a joke, don't you?
Jimmy Kimmel watched someone else walk away with an Emmy for Best Variety Talk Series last night. That, however, wasn't where the pain of loss ended. As John Oliver and his colleagues exited stage left, Kimmel's “nemesis,” Matt Damon casually entered stage right, munching on an apple and looking to shoot the breeze. “Terrific,” Kimmel deadpanned as he saw the Oscar winner stroll up to him. “Can I help you?” he asked a smirking Damon. “What do you want?” “Just calm down, man,” Damon said, his mouth full of apple. “I missed the last category. Did you win?” he asked Kimmel. “No, we didn't win, alright?” “Oh, that's a bummer. It makes a lot of sense, but…you must be really bummed out.” “Yeah, we're a little disappointed, thank you.” “So, you're not going to get a trophy.” “No, I don't get a trophy, then,” Kimmel said. ” Are you finished? You done?” “Wait, who did get a trophy? Who won?” Damon asked. “John Oliver. He was just out here. What do you mean…” “Yes! Yes!” Damon said as the audience cheered. “They know,” he added, pointing out into the crowd. “And I knew. I had him in my pool.” “Do you mind if I continue with the show,” a ticked off Kimmel asked. Damon relented and told his frenemy he'd see him at the after party. “There's an after party?” Kimmel asked. Ooh. Awkward. “Hey Jimmy. Tell your mom, 'I like them apples,” Damon said as he walked off stage, referencing a line from Good Will Hunting . Kimmel's mom had made about 7,000 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the audience last night. Kimmel assumed that some people were hungry since they “hadn't eaten since Labor Day,” so Mrs. Kimmel packed sandwiches, juice boxes and apples for everyone. Damon and Kimmel have this skit up for 11 years, and it still isn't old. Last night's might have been the funniest yet, though their interactions in the past – most recently “Couples Therapy” – are pretty damn good. It started on the third episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! , the talk show host himself told NPR in 2013. “We had a bad show. … The guests were bad, and I was feeling pretty bad about myself at the end of the program,” Kimmel recalled. “And I decided to say, for the amusement of one of our producers who was standing next to me … ‘I want to apologize to Matt Damon. We ran out of time.’ … And he got a kick out of it, the producer, so I just started doing it every night to amuse him.” From there, it led to an appearance by a very unamused Damon, to Sarah Silverman's “I'm F—ing Matt Damon” music video, and soon became a recurring segment of the show. Watch the skit below from last night's 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. It truly is television magic.
