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Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day

Sarah Silverman wore a slutty enough dress that showcased her big tits…because I guess in her older age she’s realized that showing off her tits, instead of wearing oversized sweaters, like the awkward, loud, poop and pee joking Jewish girl at the summer camp…isn’t very Hollywood..in both her comedy…and I guess her tits.. I’ve known Jewish girl, they’ve almost always had big tits, and the tits coupled with the blowjob skills have always been their savior, like they were Moses…because it off sets their troll-ish faces…was that anti-israeli? I mean I get it there are hot jewish girls…calm down…bitch who thinks she’s hot because she knows she’ll find a Jewish Husband since he has to marry a Jewish girl to keep family happy… Tits in a dress on a monster don’t excite me…I’ve also never found Sarah Silverman funny. I generally don’t like girl comedians unless they are bikini models, and even then they annoy me…I am misogynistic and think they should stick to being in the writing room, not in front of the camera, unless naked…it’s like give the jokes you write to the babes and edit out the potty humor…it’s dumb….. Even with these surprise Jimmy Kimmel eating tits…she’s still ugly…and in her ugly…is that on more than one occasion dudes have told me they find her hot…she’s even made Maxim top 100 list, because I guess there are only 99 babes in Hollywood and they had to throw a comedian in the mix…it’s just weird to me…but tits…right..tits…tits. At least she’s trying, looks shower, has make-up on, and doesn’t have that monster who has given up, despite being rich and hugely successful, slob she normally looks like. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Great Scott! Doc Brown And Marty McFly Arrive To Oct. 21, 2015 On Jimmy Kimmel Live [Video]

Marty McFly & Doc Brown finally crash landed in Brooklyn 2015 for the Jimmy Kimmel show. But that’s not all…”Marty” also finally debuted the Nike Air Mags with the power laces: The future is finally here… YouTube

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What’s Happening In Hip-Pop: Trevor Noah Charms On “Daily Show,” & More

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The Daily Show has a new host, and he’s kind of amazing. South African comedian Trevor Noah helped the audience say their goodbyes to former host Jon Stewart this past Monday, and was very charming while doing so. As he formally introduced himself to the crowd, Trevor reassured us all that he would continue Jon’s […]

What’s Happening In Hip-Pop: Trevor Noah Charms On “Daily Show,” & More

Celebrity Mean Tweet Week Concludes with George Clooney, More Hilarity

Mean Tweets Week has come to an end on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Throughout the past few days, Hollywood’s biggest stars (George Clooney! Halle Berry!) stopped by the talk show in order to do what so many celebrities have done in the past: View Slideshow: Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves: Watch Them All! Read mean Tweets about themselves in hilarious fashion. “Halle Barrie’s boobs are lopsided,” @ashton_ wrote about Berry, to which the Extant star offered up the perfect response: “Well, when they’re real, that happens.” We’ve included a compilation of the latest Mean Tweet readings (done live, in front of the studio audience) as the first video in the above rundown. It includes the following gem to George Clooney: “Hey George Clooney, ur haricut suxz. Oh and so does ur sense of humor. I’m on you all night f–k boy….” Who was slammed the hardest? Who gave it back the best? Who the heck is out there writing this random stuff to people they have never met?!? Our heads will start hurting way too much if we ponder that last question for too long. Below is a photographic rundown of some of the best Mean Tweet examples as well: View Slideshow: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Crack Us Up

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29 Celebrities Who Some Twitter Users Really Hate

People can be so mean sometimes. Especially on Twitter. Especially when talking about celebrities. Over the years, Jimmy Kimmel has convinced numerous stars from a variety of industries to appear on his talk show and r ead mean Tweets about themselves . As you can see below, no celebrity has been off limits. As you can also see below, the result shave been hilarious: 1. Suck It, Dwayne Johnson?!? Who tells Dwayne Johnson to go suck it? Who doesn’t totally love Dwayne Johnson?!? 2. The Next Caitlyn Jenner? No, Bette Midler does not really have a penis. But she’s not offended if you believe she does. 3. Sad Liam Neeson This Tweeter has made Liam Neeson cry. We assume Liam Neeson will now go find this person and kill him or her. 4. Jeff Bridges is a Hobo! And not a funny hobo, either, apparently. A really disturbing, scary hobo. 5. Wait, What About Kristen Bell’s Vagina?!? We have no idea why anyone would dislike Kristen Bell, but at least this is an original insult. 6. Benedict Cumber-DISS! Based on what we know to be true, and based on this person’s logic, many people apparently love to look at a cat’s anus. View Slideshow

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29 Celebrities Who Some Twitter Users Really Hate

29 Celebrities Who Some Twitter Users Really Hate

People can be so mean sometimes. Especially on Twitter. Especially when talking about celebrities. Over the years, Jimmy Kimmel has convinced numerous stars from a variety of industries to appear on his talk show and r ead mean Tweets about themselves . As you can see below, no celebrity has been off limits. As you can also see below, the result shave been hilarious: 1. Suck It, Dwayne Johnson?!? Who tells Dwayne Johnson to go suck it? Who doesn’t totally love Dwayne Johnson?!? 2. The Next Caitlyn Jenner? No, Bette Midler does not really have a penis. But she’s not offended if you believe she does. 3. Sad Liam Neeson This Tweeter has made Liam Neeson cry. We assume Liam Neeson will now go find this person and kill him or her. 4. Jeff Bridges is a Hobo! And not a funny hobo, either, apparently. A really disturbing, scary hobo. 5. Wait, What About Kristen Bell’s Vagina?!? We have no idea why anyone would dislike Kristen Bell, but at least this is an original insult. 6. Benedict Cumber-DISS! Based on what we know to be true, and based on this person’s logic, many people apparently love to look at a cat’s anus. View Slideshow

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Johnny Depp Will Beat You With a Brick If You Bully His Kids

Johnny Depp is still doing his version of a media tour to promote his upcoming comeback flick Black Mass, and as the 52-year-old clearly stopped giving a sh-t around the time that Hunter S. Thompson offed himself, it’s made for some interesting moments. First, Depp told a crowd of reporters that he killed and ate his dogs . Just a few days later, her offered to bone Jimmy Kimmel’s entire studio audience .  Through it all, the eccentric star has quietly endured the usual criticisms about his behavior and appearance, including a bizarre Page Six rant that called Depp fat and greasy and speculated about his dental hygiene.  It seems, however, that there’s at least one thing that Depp still takes very seriously. Apparently, if you trash-talk his kids, the last sight you’ll see is Captain Jack caving your head in with blunt object, savvy? Yes, for some reason, the topic of bullying came up during a press conference at the Toronto Film Festival, and Depp got very specific in his threats to any “boogers” who mess with his offspring: “I remember when I was a kid and I was little, like maybe 6 years old or something like that, there was a little horror at the school who was needling me or whatever, and I think I told my mom or something,” Depp told reporters. “I come home from nothing but hillbillies, and my mom said to me, ‘All right, here’s the deal: The next time anybody puts their hands on you, pick up a brick and lay them out.’…If somebody tried to bully my kid, if they didn’t destroy the little booger, I would,” There you have it. If you mess with the Depps, Johnny will reach into his hillbilly past and end you with a brick to the skull. The dude who wrote that Page Six hit-piece might want to invest in a helmet.

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Sofia Vergara Knows How To Dress

Sofia Vergara made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and once again, Va Va Voom! This chick must have a closet full of tight dresses and luckily for us, she’s not afraid to wear them. Amen!           Photos: WENN.com

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Demi Lovato Has Legs For Seconds

Demi Lovato performed on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and as you can see she tried to sex things up a little, but failed. I don’t want to sound like an old man, but all the current female popstars have the same voice. I can’t tell the difference between Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato and pretty much any female who holds a microphone. I think they all share the same songwriters and it’s getting a little monotonous.           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Really Knows How To Dress And Use Her Mouth!

I’ve seen Miley Cyrus wear a lot of weird sh*t over the years, but I think this outfit with the bunny ears might be one of her weirdest yet. And not in a good way either. Luckily though, she wore something a whole lot better when she went on Jimmy Kimmel Live , so go ahead and watch that below. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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