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Joanna Krupa’s Candid Bikini Fail

Posted on September 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s with these super low quality Paparazzi pics of Joanna Krupa in her backyard. We all know that these are staged and made to appear like some creep is spying on her. It’s a big fail and I hope the next time the chick gets into a bikini , we get the high quality images we deserve. I don’t like having my time wasted and I’m sure you guys don’t either!

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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Even the Sex Is Boring…

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Real Housewives of Miami perform some old “Black Magic” but it still wasn’t enough to keep me from yawning through this episode. We’ll recap the marriage spin and boring sex in our THG +/- review. A couple of weeks ago Romain bought Joanna a car. Now he’s bought her a house. He obviously wants to get married…but not have sex?   Minus 17 . Is anyone else confused? Romain and Joanna haven’t had sex in six weeks and that’s OK with him. Seriously? He even turns our down for a quickie in their new home.   So what’s the deal. Is he gay? Too tired from his mistress to want his fiance? Is he just not that into her? Or is he truly the romantic he claims to be and likes to take his time? Even if that’s true, six weeks is a bit much. Romain’s ticked off that Marta’s still meddling, even from states away, so he refuses to show up for he and Joanna’s sex therapy session.  Minus 22. Honestly, if you need a sex therapist before the marriage, is it even worth it?  I think I’ve heard enough about Joanna just wanting to get f**ked and we’re not even through half of the season. Marysol calls in her psychic. I guess with momma Elsa out of commission she needs reinforcements. Plus 12 because a card reading sounds like fun. Not so much. The psychic advisor sees that someone has performed black magic on Elsa. The woman is about 50, blonde and likes to manipulate those around her. I was a little surprised they didn’t have a cartoon bubble over their heads with a picture of Lea Black in a witch hat. Minus 18. Could that description have been any more obvious? Lea and Alexia had dueling social functions but Lea had Lance Bass promoting hers. Hopefully that helps because Alexia and Herman’s party looked darn empty. Alexia was hoping for a little drama which is why she didn’t bother stepping in when Romain, Frederic, and Adriana started arguing…in French. Why does fighting sound sexier when done in French? Plus 11. But how much of a publicity whore must you be to want your guests to fight? And how quick was Alexia to turn on Lea when she greeted Ana? Minus 30.  Being polite doesn’t mean you’re being a hypocrite. Adriana has spun this whole marriage debacle so many times that I’m dizzy. From what I can figure, she had a legal ceremony but called off the church ceremony. But why not just say that? Why not admit that she and Frederic were married but separated? Minus 33 because I don’t think Adriana knows the truth herself anymore she’s told so many lies. In the end, I’m with Lisa. Staying at home and taking a romantic bubble bath with her husband was definitely the way to go. Plus 23. Was anyone else bored by The Real Housewives of Miami? Episode total = -74!                    Season total = -251!  

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Shailene Woodley in Some High Waisted Underwear of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because of her high waisted panties. I get the whole hipster, fashionista, not necessarily sexy, but retro thing that is going on, but I don’t really think a young actress trying to make it in Hollywood, being put up against sluts, like real hot sluts who don’t even wear underwear when they have photoshoots lined up, because they want to show just how committed they are to the job, I’m talking hotter, more talented and willing to get naked sluts…not in high waisted underwear like they are in their 50s…and you just picked them up at a wedding to fuck because weddings are romantic and make you willing to fuck anything with a pussy, even if that pussy is being kept in some weird as fuck tent kind of underwear to help hide her 3 pregnancies and menopause….but not on an up and comer…it’s so weird. But not as weird as this bitch losing her weave like she was Beyonce…

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Ginta Lapina for La Senza of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around…. She’s done a lot of fucking modelling, for a lot of brands, she’s 24 but she’s married to some 48 year old rich dude, like most of these communist girls do, and she’s still getting half naked for underwear companies owned by evil Victoria’s Secret, because it is good for her self esteem and self worth, but more importantly to her rich husband’s ego, if she’s still a working model…I mean not millionaire wants to fuck with an ex model, its bad for social events. Arm candy trophy wives must be signed by an agency.

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Joanna Krupa Posing in a Bikini Top with a Water Gun of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa is a squirter…and she’s into water sports…I mean that’s kinda what being a hooker is all about, you do what you can to get by…and in her case getting by involves being a whore Maxim model who scammed her way onto dancing with the stars…that led her to other shitty really shows and a rich boyfriend/husband to justify being on the reality show…all while remaining the very same whore she was as a 20 year old trying to make it…only at 50….and with a nicer house…I guess we can thank the communist work ethic her parents instilled in her after escaping communism…but I know I’d be happier if the gun in this picture was being used to exterminate trash like her from this otherwise beautiful world that doesn’t need more vapid useless materialistic cunts with fake tits.

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Joanna Krupa Is Super Chilly

Posted on August 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why is it that every time I travel, there’s never a girl who looks like Joanna Krupa on my flight? Here she is at LAX and judging by those pokies, it must have been super chilly outside. Not even the bra she’s wearing can contain those nips! I’m sure every baby there took one look at those milkers and got hungry. I know I’m salivating right now.

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The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3: Lies and Betrayals to Come!

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fun in the sun? More like betrayals on the beach! Following The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 premiere , it’s clear that tension will be at a premium between all members of the cast, a fact backed up by Joanna Krupa in a new interview with Us Weekly . Real Housewives of Miami: Season 3 Secrets, Spoilers “The dynamic that’s gonna change from last season to this season is [that] a lot of friendships fall apart that you thought were strong, like Lea’s and Adriana’s,” Krupa teases . “Lisa and I got into it as well. So [there are] a lot of changes in friendships. A lot of lies and betrayals.” Lea Black, meanwhile, says she’d prefer to remain out of any and all conflicts. However… “Any time those girls lie about something about me, I’m gonna come back at them with the truth,” she tells the same tabloid, previewing what sounds like extreme drama to come: “I’ll be as good of a friend to you as you will let me be. But if you’re two-faced or backstabbing or lying about me, I’m gonna put it all there.” The Real Housewives of Miami airs on Bravo Mondays nights.

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Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you… Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits… Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far… That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them. I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before …

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Joanna Krupa Is The Hottest Housewife

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jonanna Krupa at the The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 premiere party with her douche fiance/boyfriend/whatever the script of the show wants them to be. If I sound jealous it’s because I am. I’ve been working Joanna on Twitter for a long time and back in the day I’d get a response, but not any more now that she’s a “housewife. It’s sad because all I wanted was to be friends with Jo and maybe once in a while “accidentally” touch her boobs. I guess the only way for that to happen now, is for them to cast me in the show, which obviously would be the smartest thing for them to do. Call me.

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Joanna Krupa Awesome Body in Topless Staged Pics of the Day

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury. The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model. I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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