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Joanna Krupa Knows What Sexy Is

Earlier I had Olivia Munn dressed in blue trying to drop some fancy cleavage , and now I’ve got hottie Joanna Krupa showing her how it’s done. This chick just oozes sexiness so put her in a little blue tube top dress and you know it’s going to work. I’m not sure I would have paired it up with a giant army green trench coat, I would have accessorized with a hot asian chick in a bikini, but that’s just me. Next time.

Kendra Wilkinson Works It In Her Short Shorts

I’m hoping that the fact that Kendra Wilkinson finally sort of got a real job as a “celebrity” on the next season of Dancing With The Stars will bring some sweet changes to her once hot Playboy body. I’ve been disappointed in the past with these chicks going on the show and not losing any weight at all, but I think that Kendra can do it, as long as she makes it past the first week or two. Here she is on her way to or leaving rehearsal over the weekend. Don’t let me down princess.

Joanna And Marta Krupa Are Awesome

This is almost too much for me to handle, Joanna Krupa and her equally hot sister Marta Krupa getting all touchy feely with each other at some event over the weekend. Are you kidding me with this right now? I don’t think my testicles can handle this kind of thing this early in the morning. These two need their own reality show or wet t-shirt contest or something, just get them doing sexy things together, it’s a sure thing. Why would anyone watch HGTV when they can watch these two having sexy adventures together? Television genius.

Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard. Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.

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Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

January Jones Is A tasty Little Piece

I think this is only the first or second time I’ve posted any pictures of Mad Men’s January Jones on the site, I don’t watch the show, but I’ve got to say she possesses a lot of the qualities I look for in a piece of meat woman. Lean, not too fatty, free range and definitely a tasty morsel. Delicious. Anyhow, here she is walking her little doggy the other day. Now I can’t get the words January Jones and doggy out of my mind. Hot.

Rachel Bilson Is Still A Little Cutie

Here are some more pictures of cutie Rachel Bilson walking around in her little dress on her way to that Chelsea Handler chick’s show. I got a little excited when I first saw these because I thought that the sun was hitting her dress in just the right way that I might be able to see through it… It’s not and I can’t. What a let down, I’m blaming it on global warming. She’s still hot though. Call me. more pictures of Rachel Bilson here

Joanna Krupa’s Sweet Plump Breasts Lips

Here’s Joanna Krupa out the other night looking as sexy as ever. I haven’t seen her in a while and she’s not showing as much cleavage as I would like, but she’s still a hot piece of ass. Look at that face, still gorgeous, I’d like to introduce those plump juicy lips to a little friend of mine. Well, not a little friend, an average sized friend of mine, at least that’s what I’ve been told… By several women alright. Anyhow, this isn’t about me, it’s all about the cleavage. Enjoy.

Izabel Goulart In Some Skinny Hotness

If you like extremely attractive skinny women hanging out topless in a pair of little yellow shorts, you’re obviously a smart man, and you’re going to love these shots of Izabel Goulart . Who doesn’t love supermodels? They have no problems getting topless, they probably don’t eat a whole lot when you take them out to dinner and did I mention that they’re just so damn hot. Like I’ll ever get the chance to take a supermodel out to dinner. I’m not THAT delusional. Escorts will have to do for now.

Izabel Goulart In Some Skinny Hotness

If you like extremely attractive skinny women hanging out topless in a pair of little yellow shorts, you’re obviously a smart man, and you’re going to love these shots of Izabel Goulart . Who doesn’t love supermodels? They have no problems getting topless, they probably don’t eat a whole lot when you take them out to dinner and did I mention that they’re just so damn hot. Like I’ll ever get the chance to take a supermodel out to dinner. I’m not THAT delusional. Escorts will have to do for now.

Joanna Krupa’s Chilly Bikini Pictures

You guys all know just how much I love bikini pictures featuring some of the world’s hottest women, so imagine how I feel about bikini pictures of some of the world’s hottest women on a chilly day. Awesome! Here’s hottie Joanna Krupa doing her best to look sexy while trying to hide the fact that she’s clearly freezing her cute little behind off… It’s working, she looks hot as hell. That ass could keep a family of eskimos warm for months.