“Do I look like a bro to you? No, bro you don’t but I don’t have to call you officer.” We live in a horrible society where everyone calls each other bros. From Frat Boys to Jersey Shore types…to Italian first gens in Montreal…it’s the fucking worst…so I’m with the cop on this…because whenever anyone, whether it is someone at the bank, a cab driver, someone at a restaurant, really anyone calls me Bro…I don’t want to just correct them, I want to drag them out back and take them out…Bro…it’s the sarcastic thumbs up that speaks directly to the place where I feel anger.. So I’m just surprised the cop didn’t Ferguson him, but I guess he’d need to be black for that. The post NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“Do I look like a bro to you? No, bro you don’t but I don’t have to call you officer.” We live in a horrible society where everyone calls each other bros. From Frat Boys to Jersey Shore types…to Italian first gens in Montreal…it’s the fucking worst…so I’m with the cop on this…because whenever anyone, whether it is someone at the bank, a cab driver, someone at a restaurant, really anyone calls me Bro…I don’t want to just correct them, I want to drag them out back and take them out…Bro…it’s the sarcastic thumbs up that speaks directly to the place where I feel anger.. So I’m just surprised the cop didn’t Ferguson him, but I guess he’d need to be black for that. The post NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joanna Krupa was a stripper looking girl who never realized she was a stripper…you know a high priced escort who took a few decades to get to the point where she accepted being a an escort…and in her 20s her sex working was more a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines that featured her over and over again…. Then she turned 30, people stopped caring, the men’s magazines she was in stopped printing, and her low level jobs were probably barely paying the bills, forcing her into the rich guy circuit…who like their “girlfriends” to be whorish models…that are published…so they feel like they’re investing into something other people have paid for..it’s weird..but good self promotion or marketing for these girls, who if they did back pages, would be treated with less respect… In her attempt to make it on her own, in the industry, she did some even went back to Poland to try to have a career there…before the miracle happened…a miracle called Dancing with the Stars…and all her dreams came true… It was at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…and I use the word people loosely, I feel like those people are shit people, who watch shit tv and barely have brains…miserable half retards who watch these people…horrible.. Now that that show is over, she’s left to taking slutty pics of herself…for her barely engaged or interested fans…desperation, even on old ladies, smells good. The post Joanna Krupa Topless Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joanna Krupa was a stripper looking girl who never realized she was a stripper…you know a high priced escort who took a few decades to get to the point where she accepted being a an escort…and in her 20s her sex working was more a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines that featured her over and over again…. Then she turned 30, people stopped caring, the men’s magazines she was in stopped printing, and her low level jobs were probably barely paying the bills, forcing her into the rich guy circuit…who like their “girlfriends” to be whorish models…that are published…so they feel like they’re investing into something other people have paid for..it’s weird..but good self promotion or marketing for these girls, who if they did back pages, would be treated with less respect… In her attempt to make it on her own, in the industry, she did some even went back to Poland to try to have a career there…before the miracle happened…a miracle called Dancing with the Stars…and all her dreams came true… It was at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…and I use the word people loosely, I feel like those people are shit people, who watch shit tv and barely have brains…miserable half retards who watch these people…horrible.. Now that that show is over, she’s left to taking slutty pics of herself…for her barely engaged or interested fans…desperation, even on old ladies, smells good. The post Joanna Krupa Topless Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Black Friday and Cyber Monday may have exhausted you, but there are still some treats and teats you’ll want to check out on DVD & Blu-ray today! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Joanna Krupa braless in a see-through little black dress ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Emma Watson’s left nipple—AT LAST—in Porter Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Summer St. Claire strips out of her lingerie for bathtime ( egotasticallstars.com ) Darcie Dolce examines her naked body in the mirror ( boobieblog.com ) Australian model Jessica Hart’s pokies in a bikini ( thenipslip.com ) The kids will go nuts for this rollicking and fun new Batman v Superman trailer ( doubleviking.com ) Abigail Ratchford recreates Kate Upton’s bikini popsicle photo ( steakwood.com ) It’s always the season for a naked witch ( fleshbot.com )
In case you couldn’t tell from all the pumpkins all over the place, it’s Halloween tomorrow night. Which is great news if you’re a fan of seeing celebrities dressed up like sexy kittens or sexy cops or sexy… whatever the hell Joanna Krupa is dressed as here. I’ve been staring at this costume for a few minutes now, and even if I still don’t have a clue what she’s supposed to be, it’s already a strong contender for my favorite costume of the year. Photos: WENN.com
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Alexa PenaVega’s PenaCameltoe ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Valentina Sykes nude in Treats! Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Ana Maria Orozco topless in Soho Magazine ( egotasticallstars.com ) Elizabeth Marxs flashing in public ( boobieblog.com ) Joanna Krupa’s nipples could cut glass ( thenipslip.com ) She takes a bite out of greatness ( doubleviking.com ) A friendly reminder about how awesome yoga pants are ( steakwood.com ) Marlon Brando: Legendary Crusher of Ass ( fleshbot.com )
Here is Joanna Krupa at the “PETA’s 35th Anniversary Gala” and don’t worry the only animal that was harmed by Joanna wearing this outfit is me. I don’t think I’ll be able to stand up for the next 30 minutes. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews