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90 Day Fiance: Meet the Season 5 Couples!

Can you guys believe that a new season of  90 Day Fiance  is only a couple of weeks away? Season 5 of the series begins October 8th on TLC, and we're  all kinds  of pumped about it. The thing about 90 Day Fiance that sets it apart from so many shows is that some couples will just go off and live normal lives. Some couples won't make it. Other couples, though, will become fan favorites (or the ones that fans love to hate), and we'll get to follow their stories even after their wedding on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? There's no way of knowing with any real certainty which relationships will succeed and which will result in breakups, but … you always know that some are doomed to fail. What can make all of the difference with those relationships that just aren't built to last is whether they end before the 90 days are up, or after they get married and the non-US spouse gets their green card. Take a look at these couples from Season 5 and what we know about them so far. We'll be getting to know them a lot better in the coming months, but you can already sort of tell which relationships are going to go down in flames. 1. Josh and Aika Josh is American, Aika is from the Philippines. He’s 43, she’s 36. They met through a dating app and chatted for months before getting engaged. But Josh’s friends suspect that Aika wanted just any American man who could get her a green card. 2. Nicole and Azan We’ve actually seen Nicole and Azan before, last season. They are still in a long-term relationship. This time, Nicole is going to Morocco to see if she can bring Azan back to the US — while seeing if Azan can be a father to her two-year-old daughter. 3. Evelyn and David Evelyn is American and David is from Spain. This good-looking young couple are both super conservative Christians and are saving themselves for marriage. Obviously, there’s a lot of drama potential. Will one find out that the other lied? What if they get married but they just don’t click? We’ll find out. … 4. Elizabeth and Andrei Elizabeth is from Florida, Andrei is from Moldova. Andrei is apparently impatient and, because of his culture and upbringing, expects submissiveness from women. Elizabeth’s family is concerned, we’re concerned, and even Elizabeth is concerned that this will be a problem. it sounds like Andrei is impatient, too. Honestly, we’ll be shocked if these two last all 90 days. 5. Molly and Luis She’s 41 and from Georgia, while Luis is 26 and from the Dominican Republic. They met while Luis was tending bar, and it was Luis who proposed. Molly’s father is wary of Luis’ intentions and worries that he just wants a green card. And it sounds like Molly’s adolescent daughter isn’t thrilled about her mom’s new relationship, either. View Slideshow

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Kylie Jenner: Is She Kim Kardashian’s Surrogate?!

Countless conspiracy theories have captured our nation’s imagination over the years. Was the moon landing fake? Did the CIA collaborate with a foreign government to assassinate JFK? What sort of hallucinogens did network execs to believe it was possible for Megyn Kelly to rebrand herself as Fun Time Morning Meg? All important questions, to be sure, but none of them will impact future generations quite as much as the goings-on within Kylie Jenner’s uterus. In case the cave you’re living in on Mars doesn’t have reliable wi-fi, allow us to fill you in on the news that rocked the celebrity gossip world last week: Kylie Jenner is pregnant , and her fans are triggered, and they can’t even, but they’re also like, “YAAAAS, KWEEN!!!” Are we doing this Millennial slang thing right? Anyway, the announcement came on the heels of news that Kim Kardashian is expecting a third child via surrogate . Not surprisingly, it didn’t take long before one of social media’s sharpest sleuths deduced (possibly while very stoned) that Kylie might be carrying Kim and Kanye’s child! Here’s the thing about this particular theory: We suppose it’s remotely possible … but it’s also profoundly stupid. For one thing, a number of biographical details about Kim’s surrogate have already been released. We know that she’s a married, African-American mother of two in her late twenties who lives in San Diego and has been a surrogate in the past. Since none of those things can be said of Kylie, we assume it’s safe to say that Kim didn’t hire her 20-year-old sister to  Actually, we’re pretty sure that was safe to say from the get-go. But this is 2017, a time in which many people operate under the belief that the most amusing explanation is probably the most accurate. As a result, the “Kylie is Kim’s surrogate” theory spread across social media with surprising speed. Is it nonsense? Of course it is! But as long as there’s the slightest possibility that it could be true, it’ll circulate on Twitter until the End Times. After all, this is the same internet that hears Alex Jones screaming that the Sandy Hook massacre was a hoax and Hillary Clinton is a literal lizard person from another planet, and encourages him to elaborate on his lunatic ramblings. Compared to psycho ravings like that, a tweet about Kylie carrying her sister’s baby seems pretty damn believable. We live in interesting times, folks. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection

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Fixer Upper to (GASP!) End After Season 5

Chip and Jo are saying it IS so: This beloved couple has announced it will be ending Fixer Upper after five seasons. Following bits of speculation over the future of their show , the Gaines confirmed via their official blog today that the most popular series on HGTV is coming to an end.  “It is with both sadness and expectation that we share the news that season 5 of Fixer Upper will be our last,” Chip and Joanna said, adding: “While we are confident that this is the right choice for us, it has for sure not been an easy one to come to terms with. Our family has grown up alongside yours, and we have felt you rooting us on from the other side of the screen. “How bittersweet to say goodbye to the very thing that introduced us all in the first place.” The parents of four went on to say their time on television has been “an amazing adventure,” as they’ve poured everything they have into this program. Fixer Upper features Chip and Joanna helping clients find a home that needs a lot of renovation. Chip is in charge of the construction, while Joanna takes lead on the interior design. As is the case with so many real estate-themed shows, there’s some addictive about watching this makeover process play out… but it’s been the chemistry between Chip and Joanna that has resulted in such impressive ratings. Explained the HGTV stars as part of their announcement: “We would be foolish to think we can go and go and fire on all cylinders and never stop to pause. Our family is healthy and our marriage has honestly never been stronger. “This has nothing to do with a fraudulent skincare line or anything else you’ll inevitably read. This is just us recognizing that we need to catch our breath for a moment. “Our plan is to take this time to shore up and strengthen the spots that are weak, rest the places that are tired and give lots of love and attention to both our family and our businesses.” The couple has run into a handful of controversies of the years. Toward the end of 2016, for example, Chip and Joanna were unfairly implicated in a scandal that centered on their pastor seemingly pushing for gay conversion therapy . A few months later, Chip was accused of fraud by his former business partners. Then, just recently, a few Christians somehow gave the Gaines grief for agreeing on a deal with Target because that company has spoken out in favor of transgender rights. Despite some of these hiccups, Fixer Upper has remained the most-watched show on HGTV. As you can see by some of these responses, not every viewer is taking this news well: Concludes Chip and Joanna on their blog: “We will forever be thankful for HGTV and this opportunity of a lifetime. “We are also thankful to our production company, Highnoon Entertainment and our amazing producers and crew on the ground here in Waco. We are grateful for them and for you. Thank you for sharing life with us and for the continued support. “Thank you for having our backs! “Thank you for caring about these homes and these families and the things that we care so much about.” We’d say a few words ourselves, but we’re having some trouble keeping it together here. Please talk amongst yourselves until we calm down. View Slideshow: HGTV Shows: RANKED!

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Joanna Krupa Ex Romain Zago Testifies: Her Vagina Smells GREAT! Brandi Glanville is LYING!

Imagine going through seven years of school to become a lawyer … only to work an entire legal case about alleged genital odor. That’s right — it’s time for another update about the actual court case in which Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville  for claiming that her vagina stinks. This time, it’s not Brandi Glanville testifying about Joanna Krupa’s vagina … it’s Joanna Krupa’s ex, Romain Zago. And he had a lot to say. Yeah, it’s time for an update in the stupidest slander case that we’ve heard of in a good, long while. Presumably , as her ex, Romain Zago would be the closest thing to an expert in how her genitals smell. (Though some people have unbelievable hangups about oral sex, so you never know) The two filed for divorce only a few days before the deposition, but apparently it’s an incredibly amicable divorce. In the deposition obtained by TMZ , Romain Zago tells Brandi Glanville’s lawyer in no uncertain words that he disagrees with Brandi’s, um, olfactory observation: “If you want to know the answer to this stupid comments from your client, (Joanna’s) vagina smells amazing.” In case anyone doubted his sworn testimony, he added an oath: “And I swear on God, Jesus, my father, my brothers.” We’re sure that all of the parties that he just named would have preferred to just be left out of this discussion. Romain also compared Joanna’s genital odor to other women. “Better than any other woman in the world.” That’s … high praise. That’s also the weirdest high praise that we’ve ever heard. As you might recall, Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville for $15,000 for apparently insulting her good name in what we’d call the most ridiculous feud … except that most feuds are similarly ridiculous. We have to imagine that both women have spent at least that much already on legal bills. It seems like Joanna is after vindication in court that her vagina doesn’t smell bad. Instead, she’s just going to forever associate herself with Brandi’s comment, which may or may not have been accurate. Joanna’s a beautiful woman — does she really want to forever be “the Real Housewife who sued to prove that her vagina isn’t smelly” in people’s minds? Because that’s what she’s going to get, no matter how this case ends. So … do we need to talk about genital odor in general, here? Everybody’s genitals have some sort of smell. They’re supposed to. Vaginas are self-cleaning, but sometimes their pH balance can get a little messed up. The result can be a change in odor (and discharge). Just a few things that can mess up pH balance: -menstruation -exposure to a penis -soap or bodywash But there are a few things that require treatment can mess with genital odor, such as yeast infections. That shouldn’t be a source of shame — at least 75% of adults with vaginas will have at least one yeast infection in their lifetimes. There are simple creams to treat these, but in the mean time, odor might change a little. As to whether or not this was behind Brandi Glanville’s comments about Joanna Krupa … we have no idea. This might be an expensive exchange for Brandi Glanville, but considering how unpleasant Brandi’s other feud is, this must be an almost welcome distraction. Seriously, Brandi has accused LeAnn Rimes of trying to steal her life . Being sued in court over something so ridiculous should feel like a vacation after all of that. So far, the only person who’s coming out of this case looking good is Romain Zago with this testimony.

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Chip Gaines Confirms The Rumors That He’s Homophobic?!

Well, this is kind of disappointing. You know Chip and Joanna Gaines, from Fixer Upper on HGTV? They have a whole lot of fans, just so many people who love them and adore them and think that they’re just the best, cutest couple to ever appear on reality television. Or they did have a whole lot of fans, before this little story came out last week . A few days ago, Buzzfeed published a story all about the church that the Gaines family attends, specifically about the Church’s pastor, Jimmy Seibert. According to the report, Seibert is “against same-sex marriage,” and he “promotes converting LGBT people into being straight.” The idea that a pastor in Texas would be against gay marriage is, sadly, not all that shocking, but some of the things that Seibert has said definitely are. He’s been quoted as stating that “Statistics say that 90% of people who are in a full-blown homosexual lifestyle were abused in some way. Physically sexually, mentally.” He’s also called “same-sex attraction” an “addiction,” that young people see “sexuality up front in pornography” and get caught up in it. Fox News Hosts Discuss HGTV Scandal As for the terrible, terrifying idea of conversion therapy, Seibert has claimed “I have seen hundreds of people personally change their direction of same-sex attraction from a homosexual lifestyle to a heterosexual lifestyle.” “It doesn’t mean that they don’t struggle with feelings, it doesn’t mean that they aren’t hurting, it doesn’t mean it’s not challenging.” “But they have chosen to change,” he said. “And there has always been grace there for those who choose that.” Yikes, right? So the idea, and the scandal, is that since Chip and Joanna attend Seibert’s church, they must share his views. HGTV has made a statement about the controversy that read “We don’t discriminate against members of the LGBT community in any of our shows.” “HGTV is proud to have a crystal clear, consistent record of including people from all walks of life in its series.” But still, Chip and Joanna haven’t made a statement themselves, and, it’s worth noting, they’ve never made any sort of homophobic remarks publicly. However, Chip’s Twitter account sure has been interesting these past few days … On December 1st, right after the original article was published, he tweeted “Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be courageous; be strong. DO EVERYTHING IN LOVE.” Later that day, he wrote “U know.. even as all hell ‘appears’ to be breaking loose. All I have to do is look at my 4 precious babies sleeping, or kiss Jo good morning and at least at that moment, at my house, all is right with the world.” A couple of days after that, he asked his fans to “please! respect” the authors of the article, “regardless of our decision to make a statement about all this craziness, or not.” And then, this morning, he tweeted “In times of trouble.. you’ll find the gaines family at church.” So that seems pretty pointed, right? He could have fired off a quick tweet denying that they share the same beliefs as their pastor, he could have even not tweeted anything. But instead, he stated that, in the middle of all this mess, the family would be at church. With the pastor. We hope we’re wrong about this, but it’s really not looking too great, huh?

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Joanna Krupa’s Dumb as Fuck Nude Mannequin Challenge of the Day

Look Joanna Krupa did the worst Mannequin Challenge ever, even though 99 percent of Mannequin Challenges are the worst ever, because they represent all that is wrong with the internet – with these social gags everyone does together – to fit in, to attempt to matter, when real life things are going on – not everyone needs to be a content producer – not everyone needs to be participating in this shit – and clearly Joanna Krupa and her attempt at the dumbest shit ever, because doing the Mannequin Challenge is a key to being a low level fame whore, which is exactly what Krupa is…. She’s just laying there half dead…reading a magazine totally naked – which really wasn’t that much of a challenge – it’s actually how she fucks… If you’ve ever met a sex worker – and had sex with a sex worker – I’m talking even a stripper – they hate men and have this ego thinking they are the hottest shit ever – so when it comes to fucking – they think they are gifting you like it’s the fucking Oscars and you’re Brad Pitt at some fucking party….but really bitch, some of us like to lay there and be ridden – especially when we’re paying…which is really the only time these girls put in work…as Joanna Krupa – the “real housewife” scammer who had a rich guy knows all too well.. So I call this less Mannequin Challenge more how Joanna Krupa fucks if you’re not paying her… The post Joanna Krupa’s Dumb as Fuck Nude Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Look You Can See Joanna Krupa’s Vagina of the DAy

I am confident that Joanna Krupa’s vagina in a white one-piece is zero exciting to anyone…because Joanna Krupa, despite being hot, is a 40 year old low level model, gold digger, hooker…from an era before social media…because that’s how old she is… She played this Polish immigrant angle back in the days people cared about her, which wasn’t really ever…but she was in men’s magazines and did PR sometimes about that low level fame…and she even tried to launch a career in Poland, thinking they’d take her back because she speaks the language and had the low level AMERICAN fame on her side…. But still, who gives a fuck about Joanna Krupa… I am only posting this because I have a think for white bathing suits, I remember when I first realized you could see full pussy in white bathing suits, it was my friend’s older sister and it was a magical experience for a pervert like me…looking up at the unsuspecting pubic hair filled bikini bottoms…full clit visible…where she might as well been naked…brilliant.. But when it’s Joanna Krupa…it’s not nearly as exciting, hot, eventful…it’s just sorta there..sticking it’s pussy tongue out at all of us… HEre’s another video of her in the Ocean…because she’s a self promoting whore! The post Look You Can See Joanna Krupa’s Vagina of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Should Joanna And Ana Give Their Catfish Love Connection Another Go?

Should Joanna and Ana give their ‘Catfish’ love connection another go?

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Smackdown On Your Kid

It’s all fun and games until you break your kid’s neck!

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Joanna Krupa’s Outfit Is Cruel!

Here is Joanna Krupa at the “PETA’s 35th Anniversary Gala” and don’t worry the only animal that was harmed by Joanna wearing this outfit is me. I don’t think I’ll be able to stand up for the next 30 minutes. » view all 19 photos           Photos: WENN.com ,  PacificCoastNews

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