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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Boobs and Back Stabbing

Posted on December 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Real Housewives of Miami “Reunion” show relived all the boob jobs and character bashing we’ve seen all season and added a bit of extra venom just for fun.  We recap their finger pointing tirades in our THG +/- review. First off, I must say that Andy’s plaid tie is an interesting cholce. Plus 10. It is almost the antithesis of all of the sequins and bling that surround him. Andy mentions that The Real Housewives of Miami shows more boobs and ass than most of the Housewives franchises.  So true. And almost all of it has had some after market work done.   Lea admits to a neck lift. Joanna a boob job. Lisa to boobs and Botox but the rest of the ladies remain suspiciously quiet.  Minus 13. I’d bet boobs and Botox all around but I suppose we may never know for sure.  What’s your guess? And of course Elsa’s story is such a nightmare that they barely touch on it. Minus 18. Perhaps that’s the cautionary tale that should be told most often. Ana’s not admitting to a boob job but she’s certainly put the girls on full display.  Did she forget to wear part of that top? She looks like she’s going to fall out if it at any moment. Andy finally gets to the relationship drama and there is plenty of it.  Plus 11. Despite the lack of sex, Romain calling her a “pain in the ass,” and Joanna spying on his texts, this on again, off again couple is on once again.  They’ve gone back and forth so many times I’m not even sure how to grade that one.  And that’s when Adriana jumps in. Since when does Adriana hate Joanna this much?  They seemed to end the season being at least civil to one another but the gloves have obviously come off. Adriana accuses Joanna of getting back together with Romain for the publicity and that without him she might not be on the show.  Minus 15 .  Um…isn’t Joanna the only semi-celebrity of this group?  Why would she need a club owner to get her on?   The name calling doesn’t stop all night as Adriana accuses Joanna of being an alcoholic, a whore, and a mental case.  Gee, I wish she’d tell us what she really thinks. Minus 20 because Adriana’s always been a bit of a nut but tonight she comes off as nothing but petty and mean.  Someone may need to adjust her medication because she’s really off the hook. Even Lea, who Adriana admits is her one real friend, tells her that what she’s showing to the world is the opposite of the beautiful image she portrays on the outside.   Once Andy gets Adriana and Joanna to pull their claws back in, he asks Karent about Rodolfo…and all I can think is, Please tell me she didn’t take the sleazeball back . Yay!  Plus 25 .  Karent really kicked him to the curb. Her father’s illness showed her what was truly important and Rodolfo didn’t make the list.  Thank goodnesss. When Lea jumps to Karent’s defense, Ana says Lea’s “blowing smoke up her ass.”  Whoa!  Where did all of this rage towards Lea come from? MInus 19. Ana gets truly nasty.  Who knew she had that in her?  But I’m still not sure why. Ana claims Lea isn’t even relevant in her own home and implies her husband is cheating on her. She continually makes digs about her age and says Lea has “done all her best work on her back.” MInus 15 .  Lea’s not my favorite person but where did all of this vitriol come from?  I don’t remember anything like this coming from Ana all season. Plus 17 to Andy for stopping the umpteenth retelling of Marysol’s red carpet story.  I may have fallen asleep if I had to listen to that one again. Suddenly we’re back to the Adriana / Joanna feud and I think Adriana might hurt herself if she continue to roll her eyes like that. Andy brings up Joanna’s drinking problem and she swears she doesn’t have a problem, just a small issue.  Minus 10 . Perhaps she needs to watch the video again. Joanna says she’d rather be a verbally abusive drunk than a slutty drunk.  Does it have to be one or the other? Adriana points out that her true nature comes out when she drinks and she’s an evil drunk.  Joanna shoots back that Adriana’s evil when she’s sober.   Minus 9 because just when I thought the screeching was over I realize that this reunion show continues next week.   Episode total = -56!                       Season total = -336!

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Joanna Krupa Does The Beach of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa may be on some low level reality show that America loves…cuz America wishes they had the life of luxury Joanna Krupa has…but to me she’s always going to be a failed model who for years did useless low level photoshoots…hoping one day her Polish tits would inspire and make an actual difference and land her an actual legitimate modeling career…and not one represented by Model Mayhem….you see cuz all she got as work was some shitty Maxim spreads that probably didn’t pay the bills even if it propelled her into circles where she could sleep her way onto TV…after a decade of trying to be famous… She’s essentially nothing by an escort, doing hooker fucking things, for 1000 dollars a day….but at least she’s got a decent body when she’d doin it, cuz when looking at pics of her, we don’t have to deal with anything else beyond that bikini clad ass.. Here’s the video TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Real Housewives of Miami: Eager Beaver

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Real Housewives of Miami’s latest episode “Eager Beaver” has me convinced that the most annoying women involved in this franchise all live in Florida.  We recap all of the bitch slapping and back stabbing in our THG +/- review. Apparently it’s lets bitch about Karent night because everyone has something to say and admittedly, she’s pretty good at giving them ammunition. Karent is over the top.  She’s always a little too loud and too eager to jump into conversations that don’t involve her.  Minus 10.   But even with that, I can’t say she deserves the verbal beating Adriana is giving her behind her back.  Minus 12 When Adriana quips that Karent would show up to the opening of an envelope I had to laugh. Like Adriana wouldn’t?  All of these women are attention whores or they wouldn’t be on the show in the first place. Then she attacks Joanna when she doesn’t agree with her assessment.  “Haven’t you got the point yet,” she yells across the table. Minus 7 . Adriana needs to ease up on the righteous indignation.  It really doesn’t suit her, especially since she was actively flirting with Joanna’s fiance. Even Ana jumps in on the Karent bashing as she and her daughters stalk Karent’s Facebook page just to bash her and make fun of her boobs.  Ah, there’s family entertainment.  Minus 8. But neither Adriana or Ana can hold a candle to Lea Black.  Lea’s opening line is  “I really can’t deal with stupid.”  Well, damn.  Then her head must be a difficult place to be. When Marysol confides that her and her boyfriend broke up, Lea says, “I hope you laugh at this. He got his green card and left.”  Oh yeah. Who wouldn’t laugh at that.  Ugh. Minus 15 . Who would say something so hurtful as a joke, especially as Marysol is obviously still in pain over the split. But Lea’s all about what others can do for her.  She bashes Marysol but then eagerly invites her to her latest fundraiser.  She invites Joanna to the food tasting only because she wants her to buy a table at her gala for $12,500.   Every time Lea hits the screen I cringe…almost as much as I did when we met Thomas. Thomas is rich and sleazy so of course all of these women want to be his close, personal friend leading to Karent literally jumping into his lap.  Minus 9 . Even Elsa hits the dance floor with Thomas.  Apparently the freak show has begun. At least Joanna remains sober for this shin dig.  Plus 13 .  But she does get all teary eyed when her sister says Romain wants her to move out.  He’s tired of watching Marta laze around their home on their dime and who can blame him? But Joanna’s trying to make things work.  She heads to Ana’s for a cooking lessons and wears the naked man apron.  Minus 7. I’m guessing it was a present from Ana’s ex.   Ana tells her making risotto is easy.  I’m guessing she’s never watched chef Gordon Ramsey on Hell’s Kitchen.  He’s always complaining about everyone screwing up the risotto. At least Ana tells Joanna she thinks she’s making life too easy on Marta.  Plus 10 . The girl will never pull it together if her sister’s always there to foot the bill. Ana really needs to stop talking about Rodolfo.  Even if he is playing both sides, the way she obsesses about him makes her look bad. Lisa’s looking like the sanest one of the bunch.  Plus 15 .  The craziest thing she did all episode was don a string bikini to bathe her dogs.  I’m willing to cut her some slack on that one.  I’m guessing she doesn’t even own a one piece. So Lea thinks Adriana should bitch slap Karent.  I’m hoping someone would bitch slap both Lea and Adriana.  Honestly on this show, there’s equal opportunity.  I don’t mean to endorse violence but if they all slapped some sense into one another I wouldn’t mind a bit. Episode total = -30!                   Season total = -162!  

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Nicki Minaj Responds to Mariah Carey, Alleged Death Threat

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On top of cursing Mariah Carey off during a heated exchange on the American Idol set this week, did Nicki Minaj also threaten to murder the pop star? Yes, according to Barbara Walters. Wait… what?!? On The View today, the co-host read from notes she took during a conversation with Carey in which the artist alleges “Nicki walked off the set and multiple people heard Nicki say, ‘If I had a gun I would shoot the bitch.'” Barbara Walters Speaks for Mariah Carey Mariah also told Walters she has hired extra security to protect her from Minaj. In response, Minaj – who believes this feud was set up by American Idol producers – has called out Carey on Twitter: “I don’t call tmz n Barbara Walters cuz I stand on my own two feet. Never needed an army. God is good.  Insecurity is as cruel as the grave. “I guess it hurts 2 have the producers tell u to ur face that nicki is the best judge we’ve had since simon. Awww, poor u. Keep them lies cmn.” Considering the hype this feud has received, with almost everyone on the show commenting on it and the original video surfacing in the first place, we must ask: Are you buying it? Or could this be a PR stunt for a show in need of a rating boost? Do you think Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey rivlary is real?   Yes, they hate each other! No, it’s a total ratings ploy! I don’t care. View Poll »

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The Real Housewives of Miami: She Beat Me to the Tweet!

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Real Housewives of Miami gossip, back stab, and cry “She Beat me to the Tweet!”  We recap all of the “nice nasties” in our THG +/- review. I have one thought when I watch this show. Miami is gorgeous. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same about the women, at least not after you spend some time with them.   After last week’s debacle at Mynt, Romain and Joanna need to talk.  He’s fed up, with reason.  When Joanna plays it off like it was only because she was drunk, Romain shoots back “Maybe you’re drunk every day.”  Minus 12.  That’s a big problem.   He asked her not to drink so much and cause any drama on his special night. So much for that.  He needs more than an apology.  He needs to know she’ll change. Minus 10 . Don’t hold your breath, Pal. Then in another twist, Joanna says she got a call at 4am from a staff member at Mynt. They said Romain was their making out with a dancer. So if Joanna thought this was real, why not get out of bed and head down to the club?  Was she too tired, or too hungover to care? Of course the one thing she must do is tell her sister.  Minus 8 . I know she has to tell someone but her sister already hates Romain. No good can come of this. Minus 11 .  Marta has to spread the word to the other ladies.  There’s a surprise.  She says if it’s true she’ll cut his balls off.  That might carry more weight if she weren’t leeching off of him and her sister.  It’s past time for Marta to move out and get her own place. Across town Adriana is being photographed by a famous photographer for an art show.  Plus 10 .  Sounds like fun.  The twist is that he wants shots of her topless. At first Adriana is completely against it.  Then she waffles.  Minus 7 . One minute she’s incredibly uncomfortable and the next she’s taking her shirt off.  That didn’t take much encouragement. In the end, plus 14 .  She’s a beautiful woman and the photos looked great…at least what we could see in the fuzzy televised versions. And a plus 11 to Frederic who in one of the funnier moves of the night whipped out his iPhone to make sure he got some shots for his private collection. The photos are great but the art show is weird.  Not necessarily the art itself but the guests. Minus 15 to Lea.  She’s such a b*tch!  Who views a friend’s portrait and asks how much airbrushing they did?  Or how about when she sees that someone bought the photo and accuses Adriana of being the buyer.   Even if she was kidding it was pretty lame but apparently Adriana doesn’t see it that way.  She give Lea a pass on all of it but happily bashes Karent for much lesser offenses.  Minus 9 because Adriana’s downright cruel about it as she mimic Karent in front of their friends. And I’d happily hand out extra points if someone could stop her from screeching “She Beat me to the Tweet!”  Really.  She tweeted before you could.  Oh, the horror. Maybe she learned the art of back biting from good friend Lea who drags James, aka Elaine to the event with the intention of bashing Marysol some more in public.  Plus 12 to Ana for trying to stand up for her friend. Karent’s taking it from all sides this week.  She’s got Lea and Adriana tearing her down and her mother telling her she hates Rodolfo.  Unfortunately I’ve got to side with Mom on this one.  If Karent’s looking to get married, I don’t believe the problems is that the timing isn’t right.  I think the guy isn’t right.   Lisa and Lenny have real problems.  They’ve been trying to have a baby for three years to no avail.  Add on three miscarriages and they’re feeling the strain.   Plus 15 to Lisa who seems to be one of the few people bothered by all of the gossip and back stabbing going on by these women. Everyone else just enjoys the drama. The ladies all show up for Gay Christmas…or Winterfest and Lea’s still making snarky comments about Karent.  Minus 10 .  That seems to be her gift. Well, that and marrying rich. Joanna dancing is the main attraction but they don’t really show it.  Just odd cuts of her in different poses.  Minus 8 . Was she that bad? And I wouldn’t bash Ana for having a stylist…what Housewife doesn’t need one…but what is she paying her for?  That purple dress looked like it came off the rack at Target.  Minus 7 . Nothing against Target but these women pride themselves on their designer collections and that was one boring, frumpy looking outfit.   There was no sobbing this week, or drunken binges but we did get lots of back stabbing and some nudity so in the end it all evens out.  ‘Til next week. Episode total = -35!             Season total = -132!  

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The Real Housewives of Miami: A Mynt Meltdown

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Real Housewives of Miami starts off with sun and fun and palm trees and ends with “A Mynt Meltdown” and one hot mess of a night. We recap all the tears, fears and accusations in our THG +/- review. The help plays a big role in the lives of the Housewives and sometimes it’s hard to figure out who works for whom.  Lisa’s housekeeper/assistant/confidante Daysy’s main job seems to be to keep Lisa company.  Minus 8.   How much do they pay her for that? Of course Daysy’s working towards her bonus prize.  A brand new body is hers once she sheds some pounds.  Yes, working for the Boob god of Miami has its perks. Plus 10 Lea can do one better.  She’s got Freda, her housekeeper who has two assistant housekeepers, her own guest house and even has Lea doing her hair.  Plus 12.   Here’s to enjoy the perks of one’s labor. But wait. What labor?  It seems Freda doesn’t do much in the way of keeping house but the kids and the dogs love her so Lea pays for her room and board. Heck, Freda doesn’t even have a bathing suit unless Lea buys it for her.  Is this her housekeeper or another one of Lea’s kids?  Minus 15 . We barely see Rodolfo who is off somewhere filming his Latin soap opera. He tells Karent he doesn’t want to hear any more about these texting rumors.  Yeah, I bet he doesn’t.  Minus 7 . Ana’s working on her puffy eyes.  It looks like she’s been crying after a fight with boyfriend Mark.  He wants to know when her divorce will be finalized.  Plus 12 .  I don’t blame him.  It’s been two years and Robert’s still hanging around the house reminding her that his new girlfriend is 15 years younger than her. Minus 15 .  That means his girlfriend is probably closer to his daughter’s age than his. Elsa’s no where to be found in this episode but Marysol and drag queen Elaine have a tiff over whether or not Marysol kicked her off the red carpet last year.  Minus 13 because nothing was really resolved and everyone just left fuming. Finally we come back around to Joanna and Romain. Romain becomes a US citizen and congrats to him. Plus 20.   That’s a huge accomplishment.   It’s also the ten year anniversary of his club Mynt which only makes me wonder how this club remains so successful in a hot spot like Miami where a club is old news a month after it opens.   But Romain wants to celebrate his good fortune and all of the housewives are invited.  Adriana flirts shamelessly with the guy who diligently tells her he only likes blondes.  Specifically his blonde, Joanna.  Plus 10 although he may rethink that before the night is over. Joanna has a few too many when she spots the club DJ who once dated, cheated on, and dumped Joanna’s sister Marta.  Her reaction is over the top. The odd thing is that the bad break up took place quite a while ago and Joanna knew the guy still worked at Mynt.  Why make a scene now on Romain’s big day?  Minus 11 . Maybe she’s bored with Romain and trying to sabotage their relationship.  Maybe she’s extremely sensitive where her sister is concerned. Or maybe she’s just nuts. Will this be the end of the road for this gorgeous Miami couple? Episode total = -5!                   Season total = -97!

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Joanna Taylor naked at shower

Posted on July 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

English babe Joanna Taylor is taking a hot shower and tries to impress a guy, that she interested in to bang her. Walking nude in there she succeeds to lure him in a tender kiss. Continue reading →

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Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard. Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.

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Joanna Krupa — Nice Pair … of Lawsuits

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Joanna Krupa , Celebrity Justice Joanna Krupa is pissed that a company has used her image to promote its event without her permission. And … Joanna Krupa is pissed that a company has used her image to promote its event without her permission.

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Joanna Krupa Overdose [108 Photos]

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood

In my opinion Joanna Krupa is the sexiest bikini model around, Bar Rafaeli is a close second but the way Krupa has perfected the use of the … Continue reading →

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