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Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Takes A Step Back

Here’s Scarlett Johansson dressed in her fifties secretary outfit at the MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t get it, she’s one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but she insists on wearing clothing my grandmother wears to birthday parties at the old folks home. Sure on grandma it looks pretty revealing, but that’s because she’s ninety frikin’ years old! Scarlett’s dress is barely over the knee, I didn’t even think they made those anymore, my crotch is so disappointed. I bet grandma gets a lot of action at those birthday parties. Gross.

Sandra Bullock-Scarlett Johansson Kiss Etches Place in MTV Movie Awards History

Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson kissed last night at the MTV Movie Awards after the former won some made-up award. It was pretty awesome. Let’s skip the babbling and get to it: Scarlett Johansson and Sandra Bullock kiss. Wow . Johansson’s kiss from Bullock, who made her first public appearance since her split with Jesse James the night before, came after she won the MTV Generation Award. Defining the Generation Award as something that goes to “old people,” who are clearing out to make way for younger ones, Bullock said “That’s not going to happen.” “I’m staying. Because no matter what you might have seen or heard or read lately, I love what I do. And I’m not going anywhere.” We couldn’t be happier to hear it! The award was presented by Scarlett, Sandra’s All About Steve co-star Bradley Cooper and Betty White. “This is so weird,” Sandra said. “Scarlett, why are you here?” Johansson then replied, “I’m here because [my husband Ryan Reynolds] couldn’t be here and I wanted to be here when you accepted your award for Best Kiss.” Sandra: “We didn’t win that.” Scarlett: “I thought if you did win, it would be really sweet and soft…” OH YEAH! Cue girl-on-girl action! Britney and Madonna who?!

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Hottest Female Actions Stars: Who Got In The Best Shape? (PHOTOS)

Scarlett Johansson worked hard to slip into her catsuit for 'Iron Man 2,' but she's not the first female action star to get ripped for a role. Which of these ladies were in amazing shape? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/09/hottest-female-actions-st_n_562983.html added by: remanns

Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs Exposed

Scarlett Johansson has been hard at work trying to cover up and hide her sweet chesticles from me, but I knew it would just be a matter of time before she slipped up. Here she is putting on her clever disguise before leaving the gym the other day, not knowing that some clever photographer was getting these shots of her perfect breast for me. Well done. Next time wait until she hits the showers.

Scarlett, Denzel, Jude, Jay-Z and Green Day Have Date With Tonys

Sure, last year’s Tonys were filled with star-studded, head-banging moments, but was Jay-Z a nominee? Don’t think so. Jeff Daniels and Glee’s Lea Michele read the…

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Scarlett Johansson’s Knees Block The Goods

I was hoping that one of these days Scarlett Johansson would finally give us a peek at either her big fat boobies or something in the upskirt region. Sadly these pictures aren’t giving us either. So boring. I used to get more upskirt action when I visited my grandmother at the senior’s home for alzheimer patients, I guess that’s not much of a stretch, after a few shots of Schnapps those crazy old birds had no idea what they were doing….. Good times.

Scarlett Johansson Gets Her Hotness Back

Here’s Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet somewhere looking like well, a glamorous movie star. I like it. This is what celebrities are supposed to look like, nobody wants to see them dressed the way the rest of us dress every single day, it makes them seem like normal people. Who wants that? Anyhow, Scarlett is doing her best to give us a nice little peek at her sweet front meat , but her weird dress is blocking all the good parts. Stupid dress. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here

Lindsay Lohan Deemed ‘Unbankable’

Lindsay Lohan has been dumped from her latest movie project. The troubled star was axed from The Other Side because she is not “bankable”, according to TMZ.com. The movie, which also stars Woody Harrelson , Giovanni Ribisi and Alanis Morissette, is about a graduate student working on a deserted island. “Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement,” director David Michaels told TMZ.com. The website claims the film’s financiers did not believe they could rely on Lohan.

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Scarlett Johansson At The Premiere Of ‘Iron Man 2’

Scarlett Johansson looked amazing (when does she not??) on the red carpet at the premiere of Iron Man 2 held at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood.

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Christina Hendricks vs. Scarlett Johansson: Who Would You Rather…

Two of the most beautiful, naturally wholesome (read: large-breasted!) actresses on the planet are featured this week in a pair of magazines. Yesterday, we gave readers a chance to ogle Christina Hendricks in Esquire . Go right ahead and do so again . Take your time. We understand. Now, we’re excited to present a series of new Scarlett Johansson pictures , as that actress gears up to publicize her role in Iron Man 2 . First stop? The May 2010 issue of InStyle . Inside the publication, Scarlett says “you’re not going to find me at 4 a.m. hitting up the club, bottle full of bub… I’ve never been part of a scandal that was really juicy.” If Johansson wants to change that and make a sex tape, we’re not gonna stop her. But until that happens, let’s create some controversy around the gorgeous star. Compare her and Hendricks below and then answer the all-important question that follows: Who would you rather?

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