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Johnny Depp is still doing his version of a media tour to promote his upcoming comeback flick Black Mass, and as the 52-year-old clearly stopped giving a sh-t around the time that Hunter S. Thompson offed himself, it’s made for some interesting moments. First, Depp told a crowd of reporters that he killed and ate his dogs . Just a few days later, her offered to bone Jimmy Kimmel’s entire studio audience .  Through it all, the eccentric star has quietly endured the usual criticisms about his behavior and appearance, including a bizarre Page Six rant that called Depp fat and greasy and speculated about his dental hygiene.  It seems, however, that there’s at least one thing that Depp still takes very seriously. Apparently, if you trash-talk his kids, the last sight you’ll see is Captain Jack caving your head in with blunt object, savvy? Yes, for some reason, the topic of bullying came up during a press conference at the Toronto Film Festival, and Depp got very specific in his threats to any “boogers” who mess with his offspring: “I remember when I was a kid and I was little, like maybe 6 years old or something like that, there was a little horror at the school who was needling me or whatever, and I think I told my mom or something,” Depp told reporters. “I come home from nothing but hillbillies, and my mom said to me, ‘All right, here’s the deal: The next time anybody puts their hands on you, pick up a brick and lay them out.’…If somebody tried to bully my kid, if they didn’t destroy the little booger, I would,” There you have it. If you mess with the Depps, Johnny will reach into his hillbilly past and end you with a brick to the skull. The dude who wrote that Page Six hit-piece might want to invest in a helmet.

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Johnny Depp Will Beat You With a Brick If You Bully His Kids