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Amber Heard for Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

My favorite thing about Amber Heard is that she destroyed the Johnny Depp household, leaving kids fatherless while he’s run off to gallivant around the world to fuck this bi-sexual bitch while leaving them at home in France to tend to the farm they live on…listening to their cheese and wine eating mother complaining about her day in and day out because she is the other woman and girls fucking hate the other woman….but I like her, especially in Russian magazines, even if these pictures are old and Russia is 10 steps behind America, as they were in the 80s, at least when it came to fast food and Levis jeans, because she’s posing all hot, but more importantly because she gives hope to married men that one day we’ll have the temptation from a young harlot that will inspire us to leave our miserable existence/wife for the erratic young girl who will chew us up and spit us out in a matter of weeks or month, turning our entire life upside down, leaving us alone, broken and a shell of who we once were…those girls are the best kind…they keep us on our feet.

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Simona Kerr in a Bikini of the Day

Simona Kerr is some low level model who barely exists, and who I don’t even think is this girl’s actual name, but the bikini pics were hot and that made me a fan, since I am easy going like that and require very little to actually fall in love, you know since love doesn’t actually exist, but rather is just an extension of me wanting to see a girl half naked and in turn wanting to make babies inside her…despite her probably flawed or horrible personality…based on the fact that this is her job…

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Vanessa Paradis Modelling for Madame Figaro of the Day

Johnny Depp’s ex baby momma from France, who like most french girls probably has anal on the first date, that is not really a date, but rather the first encounter, of the good kind, is out there modelling like she wasn’t a mom of 2 in her 40s, because that’s what divorce, even when not married does to a bitch, it makes her step up and re-start where she left off all those years ago, whether it is through fitness, plastic surgery, or just banging all the dudes that come her way, because thanks to being who she is, she’s top echelon socially, and equipped to bang all the rich and famous, especially when wearing her leather pants in magazines… Now I don’t love cougars, but when they look like they are still in their 20s, while their souls are not, I can totally fuck with the idea of them… Here are some of those fashion pics…

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‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5’ Directors Tease ‘Dead Men’ Sequel

Directors Joachim Ronning and Espen Sandberg tell MTV News about their influences for ‘Dead Men Tell No Tales.’ By Kevin P. Sullivan Johnny Depp Photo: Peter Mountain/Disney

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Money Ain’t A Thing: 10 Most Extravagant Celebrity Bar Tabs

When world-famous celebs aren’t complaining about the struggles of fortune and fame, they’re blowing thousands on food and booze without a care in the world like the zillionaire entertainers on this list. Here are ten most extravagant celebrity bar tabs/restaurant bills. Take a look. Continue reading

We’re The Millers Reviews: How Does the Fake Family Fare?

Right on the heels of Johnny Depp and company blaming critics for  The Lone Ranger  flop , the We’re the Millers reviews are in.  Will Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston have the same opinion of critics as  The Lone Ranger crew? We’ll likely never know but looking at these reviews for the film opening today? Yikes. While not as scathing as  The Canyons reviews , things aren’t looking too hot for the comedy. This film’s eagerness to please functions as a slow poison, draining The Millers of its vitality by rendering its characterization uneven, its potential undeveloped, and its plot predictable and stupid. — Inkoo Kang,  Village Voice It’s easy to point out the faults in We’re the Millers because it is definitely not a complete comedy, but it is the funniest one this summer. — Matthew Razak,  Flixist.com Aniston is a gifted comic actor, and she is in amazing shape. Sudeikis, too, has serious comic chops and experience. But this material is weak and lacks warmth in spite of its hypocrisy. — James Verniere,  Boston Herald “We’re the Millers” plays like a “Saturday Night Live” skit that goes on too long. — Bill Goodykoontz,  Arizona Republic There’s a few laughs to be had along the way and if there’s any justice we should see a lot more of the truly talented Will Poulter, but this well-hyped comedy isn’t as funny as its well cut trailer would indicate. — Laura Clifford,  Reeling Reviews Loud and annoying? Occasionally. Funny? Sometimes. Likely to be noticed by filmgoers six months from now? Not really. — Ben Keningsberg,  AV Club

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We’re The Millers Reviews: How Does the Fake Family Fare?

Right on the heels of Johnny Depp and company blaming critics for  The Lone Ranger  flop , the We’re the Millers reviews are in.  Will Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston have the same opinion of critics as  The Lone Ranger crew? We’ll likely never know but looking at these reviews for the film opening today? Yikes. While not as scathing as  The Canyons reviews , things aren’t looking too hot for the comedy. This film’s eagerness to please functions as a slow poison, draining The Millers of its vitality by rendering its characterization uneven, its potential undeveloped, and its plot predictable and stupid. — Inkoo Kang,  Village Voice It’s easy to point out the faults in We’re the Millers because it is definitely not a complete comedy, but it is the funniest one this summer. — Matthew Razak,  Flixist.com Aniston is a gifted comic actor, and she is in amazing shape. Sudeikis, too, has serious comic chops and experience. But this material is weak and lacks warmth in spite of its hypocrisy. — James Verniere,  Boston Herald “We’re the Millers” plays like a “Saturday Night Live” skit that goes on too long. — Bill Goodykoontz,  Arizona Republic There’s a few laughs to be had along the way and if there’s any justice we should see a lot more of the truly talented Will Poulter, but this well-hyped comedy isn’t as funny as its well cut trailer would indicate. — Laura Clifford,  Reeling Reviews Loud and annoying? Occasionally. Funny? Sometimes. Likely to be noticed by filmgoers six months from now? Not really. — Ben Keningsberg,  AV Club

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Dog Sings Along to Daft Punk, Then Falls Back Asleep

We have a challenger to that dog who sings along to Adele . Meet Wagner. He’s a White Shepherd with an apparent fondness for Daft Punk, as his owner makes clear in this adorable video. As soon as “Get Lucky” hits, Wagner awakens from a nap, howls along with the up-tempo track… and then collapses back asleep once it ends. Is he as talented as Amanda Seyfriend’s dog ? Maybe not. But that is quite the high bar to set. Watch Wagner do his musical thing now: Dog Sings Along to Daft Punk

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Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer: Critics to Blame for Lone Ranger Flop

According to the  The Lone Ranger  reviews , the movie was awful. According to almost everyone who saw the film, the movie was awful.  It had moments that were watchable, even entertaining, but in the end, the overall picture was one that didn’t quite measure up to the legend and history of  The Lone Ranger . Therefore, it failed. Spectacularly. That isn’t stopping Lone Ranger stars Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer, from going on record as blaming the critics and their negative reviews for their box office failure. Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer on Critics’ Reaction to The Lone Ranger As you can see, it isn’t just the film’s stars! Producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinski got in on the fun as well. Did these four all meet out in the hallway and synchronize their watches or something? You have to imagine that Armie Hammer’s publicist foresaw the blowback that statements like “It’s got to the point with American critics that if you aren’t as smart as Plato, you’re stupid. That seems like a sad way to live your life” would get, which is why she attempted to stop him.  There was no one there to even try and stop Johnny Depp from declaring that the critics who reviewed the film had formed their opinions 7 or 8 months beforehand and didn’t even attempt to change them after seeing the film.  That publicist? She’s probably seen  The Lone Ranger and agrees with the critics. And the public.  The Lone Ranger was not good. Blaming the critics does nothing but put a spotlight on that.  Bad move Armie and Johnny. Bad move indeed.

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Amazing Puppy Recovers from Splayed Leg Syndrome, Learns to Walk and Play

We need some inspirational dog stories right about now. Over the weekend, a woman was found in a feces-filled hotel room with six canines. Days prior to that incident, a St. Louis resident was arrested for burning her sister’s pet in the backyard. But meet Max. AMAZING Max, we should say. The Boston Terrier was taken in by The Mia Foundation at six weeks old after being diagnosed with Swimmer Puppy Syndrome, an affliction that results in a flat chest and sternum.  Typically, dogs with such an ailment are euthanized because they cannot sit, stand or walk… but try telling that to Max! Watch this video to see how far he came in just two weeks of training: Boston Terrier Recovers, Learns to Walk

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