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Miley Cyrus Dressed Like Elvis of the Day

Miley Cyrus went to an event dressed like Elvis…so instead of just being made fun of, she joined in the joke by posting a picture of her with Elvis, because this girl is a Social Media Master…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MILEY AS ELVIS CLICK HERE I was more interested in the bloody inner thigh picture she posted, because I like to think of it as a miscarriage, because the idea of Miley reproducing is a fucking nightmare to me, so kill that fucker before it crawls out and pollutes the world… I guess I was also more interested at Bai Ling, who must be in her 50s now, who was invited to the same event, despite being Bai Ling, and one of the lowest profile people in the history of red carpets, including and not limited to your local furniture store’s new location opening…with red carpet to feel luxurious…she’s a fucking nobody….and nothing, but so was her shirt’s opacity…totally see through…making me mad she wore the pasties…she’s at a level of fame that should be no pasties mandatory… TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS OF BAI LING PASTIES CLICK HERE

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The Bachelor Promo: Chris Soules’ Field of Dreams!

The handsome Chris Soules stars in ABC’s first promo for the new season of The Bachelor, and in it, both he and the network show they’re in on the joke. The Bachelor Promo: Chris Soules The Bachelor strikes a unique balance on TV, with its utterly ridiculous premise, epically cheesy cliches and outrageous displays of behavior from contestants. All of that makes it a fun show to watch, of course, and the show layers all of these facets with enough humor and inside jokes to balance out the absurdity. While it’s impossible to take what you see seriously, there remains enough genuine emotion and intrigue to keep it from becoming a total joke, as well. Combine all that together and what you have is one of the longest-running and most successful franchises on network TV, with no end in sight either. In Chris Soules , ABC has again found the whole package, and is packaging it accordingly as the unintentional comedy the show has become in this teaser. Soules, 32, was rejected by Andi Dorfman on The Bachelorette this summer, but not after leaving Andi (and more than a few fans) swooning for weeks. Now we see the Iowa farmer playing to type and walking through a cornfield, voices from unseen women calling to him. The Bachelor meets Field of Dreams . At the end of the clip, Soules finds and holds up the rose “they will come” for, making for a funny pop culture reference and a tongue-in-cheek teaser. Chris Soules Photos: The Bachelor 2015! 1. Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015 Chris Soules is The Bachelor 2015. Here he is, leaving no doubts about it. By the time the season starts in early January, things will start to get serious and melodramatic (you don’t need The Bachelor spoilers to tell you that). If this first look is any indication, though, expect a great deal of humor to be injected into the 2015 season, as well, with Chris playing along gamely. No one wants to watch The Bachelor online if it’s not funny. Otherwise, even cat fighting and women trying to outdo each other get old after awhile.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Malaysia Airlines Passenger Jokes About Possible Disappearance, Just Hours Before It Crashes

Irony at it’s worst. Dutchman Ironically Documents Malaysian Flight MH17 “In Case It Disappears” After the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 , it’s surprising that the airline was able to still book passengers. One passenger on today’s doomed flight actually joked about the plane possibly disappearing moments before he boarded. Via MailOnline : A haunting photograph of flight MH17 is believed to have been posted on Facebook by a Dutch passenger just moments before he boarded the doomed plane. The plane, pictured on tarmac, took off from Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport at lunchtime today. It was shot down hours later on the Russia-Ukraine border in an ‘act of terrorism’, killing all 295 people on board. Cor Pan, who is listed on Facebook as living in Volendam in North Holland, uploaded the picture of the aircraft with the caption: ‘If it disappears, this is what it looks like.’ The comment is believed to have been a reference to Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 which disappeared while flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing on 8 March. After seeing the photo friends initially went along with the joke and wished him a good trip, but their messages quickly turned frantic when news of the crash emerged. Posting underneath the picture they asked whether his flight was the one that had gone down and said that they were praying that it wasn’t true. His cousin later posted the flight number underneath the picture and wrote: ‘Turns out our cousin Cor was on this plane.’ Yikes! Safe to say no one else is booking tickets on Air Malaysia. SMH. Facebook

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Malaysia Airlines Passenger Jokes About Possible Disappearance, Just Hours Before It Crashes

Jesus Take The Wheel: Malaysia Airlines Passenger Jokes About Possible Disappearance, Just Hours Before It Crashes

Irony at it’s worst. Dutchman Ironically Documents Malaysian Flight MH17 “In Case It Disappears” After the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 , it’s surprising that the airline was able to still book passengers. One passenger on today’s doomed flight actually joked about the plane possibly disappearing moments before he boarded. Via MailOnline : A haunting photograph of flight MH17 is believed to have been posted on Facebook by a Dutch passenger just moments before he boarded the doomed plane. The plane, pictured on tarmac, took off from Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport at lunchtime today. It was shot down hours later on the Russia-Ukraine border in an ‘act of terrorism’, killing all 295 people on board. Cor Pan, who is listed on Facebook as living in Volendam in North Holland, uploaded the picture of the aircraft with the caption: ‘If it disappears, this is what it looks like.’ The comment is believed to have been a reference to Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 which disappeared while flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing on 8 March. After seeing the photo friends initially went along with the joke and wished him a good trip, but their messages quickly turned frantic when news of the crash emerged. Posting underneath the picture they asked whether his flight was the one that had gone down and said that they were praying that it wasn’t true. His cousin later posted the flight number underneath the picture and wrote: ‘Turns out our cousin Cor was on this plane.’ Yikes! Safe to say no one else is booking tickets on Air Malaysia. SMH. Facebook

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27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates: Here They CUM4YOU!

Remember when we showed you 15 hilariously inappropriate license plates ? Well, we’re back with EVEN MORE hilariously inappropriate license plates! Why? Because some vanity license plates are well thought out and clever. And wonders never cease when it comes to what people put on the back of their cars. Many plates are clearly meant to be a joke, but others make you pause and wonder if the person who picked it has any idea what he or she has just done. (Nope.) We have to hand it to our fellow Americans, though. Their idiocy is our gain! Commutes are certainly funnier as a result… as long as you get the joke.  They are joking, right? 27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates 1. Eat The Kids First Somewhere Jonathan Swift is slapping his forehead. “A Modest Proposal” wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.

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Irina Shayk and her Boyfriend Simulate Sex in Vogue of the Day

Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around… They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter… So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it. Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it… You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes… Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.

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Newly Single “Oochie-Coochie” Karrueche On Web Series With Guys Competing To “Win A Date With Karrueche Tran” [Video]

Are people that pressed to be where Chris Brown was? It’s just a spoof… calm down about the joke above, gosh! This week the #NWN gang has the pleasure of flirting with Karrueche Tran! Using their game and swagger – or lack there of – the fellas vie for a date with Karrueche … Who will win her heart?! #KarruecheTran #NWN youtube Continue reading

“You Will Always Look Like Wesley Snipes.” “Blood, Sweat and Heels” Star Geneva Thomas Talks Colorism

On Blood, Sweat & Heels, the Bravo TV series I star in, I was confronted by colorism for the first time in my life. The comment in episode five (airing tonight), and featured on our trailer that hit the Web last year, was the joke heard around the world. “You will always look like Wesley Snipes.”… Continue

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Joke of The Day: Guess What I Am? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Rock-T hit us with another Joke Of The Day and he wants you to take a wild guess on what he describes himself to be!…

Joke of The Day: Guess What I Am? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Joke of The Day: Guess What I Am? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Rock-T hit us with another Joke Of The Day and he wants you to take a wild guess on what he describes himself to be!…

Joke of The Day: Guess What I Am? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]