Ashley Greene is boring in Nylon….because she’s fucking boring…and anyone who thinks this boxy as fuck, useless, badly dressed cunt is anything but fucking boring, is just a victim of marketing, or someone who is way too into Twilight that your opinion doesn’t matter, cuz people way too into Twilight are trash….and so is Ashley Greene, and not just because she’s from Florida, but because she’s leaked nude pics, fucked her way into a big blockbuster, even though she has no talent, and from that blockbuster decided to stay in the media targeted at to the youth, so she fucked a Jonas Brother…..and I can assume whoever else she’s had inside her has been strategic and thus explains why she keeps getting booked….because it isn’t her looks or her skill….unless we’re talking about the looks she gives when sucking a producer dick with skill that comes from experience…cuz that’s the only thing that makes sense…..Whore.
Jonas Brother and ‘Jersey Shore’ star are just two of many celebs looking for love on Fox’s new show, premiering in June. By Jocelyn Vena Joe Jonas Photo: Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images Ever wanted to score a date with a celebrity but didn’t know how to make it work? Well, Fox’s new dating show has the answer for you. “The Choice” will set up a date between a celeb and a non-celeb week after week, making fans’ dreams come true. Hosted by Cat Deeley, everyone from Joe Jonas to DJ Pauly D will make appearances on the series. Kicking off in June, the celebs will hear pitches from prospective dates over the course of three rounds until matches have been made. Announced guests thus far include Pauly D and his “Jersey Shore” buddy Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Jonas, Dean Cain, Rob Kardashian, Romeo, chef Rocco DiSpirito, footballer Warren Sapp, actor/comedian Finesse Mitchell, professional skier Jeremy Bloom, soap star Jason Cook, model Tyson Beckford, radio personality Michael Catherwood, pro snowboarder Seth Wescott, “Suburgatory” actor Parker Young, footballer Ndamukong Suh, cosmetic surgeon and TV personality Dr. Robert Nettles, former American Idol Taylor Hicks, football player Rob Gronkowski and Olympic tae kwon do expert Steven Lopez. The ladies who will appear on the show include Carmen Electra, model Hope Dworaczyk, 2010’s Miss USA Rima Fakih and model Sophie Monk. “What started out as a goof ended up being a ridiculously good format,” Fox producer Mike Darnell told EW.com about the show. “It really feels like a hit. It was charming and funny … [The show] works beautifully. It’s going to sell all over the world.” While most of the episodes will focus on the male contestants, one episode will focus on just the ladies. “The [female contestants] took it ridiculously seriously, like they were getting married. A couple of the setups really had chemistry,” Darnell said. The show will premiere on June 7, the same night the network launches another dating show, “Take Me Out.” Related Photos First Arab-American Miss USA Rima Fakih: A Year In Photos Related Artists Joe Jonas
‘It’s kind of an odd pair, she and I together,’ Nick tells MTV News of going head-to-head with Anjelica Huston on tonight’s episode. By Jocelyn Vena Nick Jonas Photo: MTV News For the past few weeks, theater lovers have been lining up to see Nick Jonas on Broadway in “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.” But on Monday night (February 27), fans can catch him on a different kind of Broadway show when he makes a much-anticipated cameo on NBC’s “Smash.” Nick plays a Lyle West, cocky teen star who negotiates over money with a producer played by Anjelica Huston. And while Nick is well-mannered in real life, his brash, small-screen persona might surprise fans. “He’s a fun character,” the Jonas Brother told MTV News last week. “Lyle is very precocious and definitely a bit different than I am in reality. But there are a lot of similarities too: Lyle started off in musical theater [and so did I]. That’s how he knows all the people involved in ‘Marilyn’ [the musical at the center of the show]. … He’s a fun character; I hope he can come back again.” When Lyle isn’t busy trying to romance the ladies, he’s helping to create original music for the musical and putting his spin on Michael Buble songs. But besides performing those musical numbers, Jonas said he reveled in going head-to-head with screen legend Huston as her character tries to shake him down for money to help fund the show. “Working with her was an unbelievable experience and she’s a legend, obviously,” Nick said, “And was so great to talk to off-camera as well. Being in the room with her, first of all, was an honor and to be able to work opposite her in a scene was really interesting. It’s kind of an odd pair, she and I together kind of negotiating like that, but it’s sort of fun and sweet and works and that what was nice about finding that chemistry with her. I love her. I think she’s a ray of light.” Jonas first announced the cameo late last year and fans have been eagerly awaiting the episode, which airs tonight on NBC at 10 p.m. ET, ever since. When MTV News asked him what we could expect, he teased, “You [get] to see everything — almost everything. There’s quite a bit. “If we’re gonna open that up, then there’s quite a bit that you didn’t see,” he joked. “But that’s why I have to come back.” Are you excited to watch Nick’s debut on “Smash”? Tell us in the comments! Related Photos Nick Jonas And The Administration Rock Philly Related Artists Nick Jonas & The Administration
Here’s 25 year old Camille Belle from such classics like The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Walker Texas Ranger and most importantly a relationship with a Jonas Brother for publicity cuz they were huge back in 2008 when she needed the publicity and likely pretended not to fuck him even though she obviously did….if anything she probably was involved in weird gay orgy shit with school boys he hand picked from his concert cuz that’s just the kind of lessons Disney teaches these people….you know the most erotic time in her life behind closed doors, while pretending to be all fucking wholesome for the media like a lying cunt out for herself…. I’m only posting these pics cuz the bitch is kinda hot, and the dress has a sexier dress drawn on it, in what may be some mind fuck I’m willing to get down to…it’s like the headless bikini babe t-shirt you get on the boardwalk…only classier….classic….
I don’t think I need to tell you how impressed I’ve been over the last little while with this Ashley Greene hottie, she finally dropped the Jonas Brother she wasn’t having sex with and she’s moved on to bigger and better things. Here she is showing off that killer body on the cover of Women’s Health in a sexy little bikini. I even like the shot of her in the one-piece, which is strange because nobody looks good in a one-piece. I must be in love.
I have no idea why I am post this shit, other than the hope that some weird motherfucker has a fetish of recent mothers and their milk filled tits running away from something so hastily that she forgot to put on her shoes… It’s on some rape fantasy….want of a big vagina that probably still has stiches in the shit…or maybe dude’s just down and out and hungry for some nourishment her dairy farm on her chest can provide…and no matter what the reason is, she’s runnin’….
Here’s Ashley Greene in some kind of onesie for the perverts who think girls dressed in outfits originally designed for infants is hot….While it just reminds me that she’s overrated and that she doesn’t try to seduce us throught he media as she should, cuz if she cared about the pervert fans for a minute, instead of the 14 year olds…she’d have hard nipples and a fucking cameltoe….but then again…maybe she can’t get cameltoes…you know since she’s a virgin thanks to a relationship with a Jonas Brother…. Either way, she’s so fucking boring…it is almost ridiculous….
If you’re not a 13 year old girl with a twilight poster on your wall next to your Jonas Brother poster on your wall, then you have no business knowing who this bitch is, or even lusting after her….you have no business seeing her sweaty ass and thinking about all the motion that went into making her that sweaty…you shouldn’t be thinking about licking the salty taste off her like you were some kind of pony at he barn and more importantly, the smells you expect her to have radiating from her cunt should not be something you get turned on thinking about….because she’s done nothing for the average man, she never sluts off, she’s solidified her position in the market, all by neglecting us by not getting stripped down and sexy for us, cuz she just doesn’t care about us…we aren’t the market that will make her millions, we’re just the perverts that feed an ego that’s already been fed….and I hate this level of security and cockiness…. And all this to say…she’s got Popeye forearms for calves…ripped and covered in sweat…what a slut…
Jonas Brother plays a demanding rock star on the new ABC sitcom. By Aly Semigran Matthew Perry and Nick Jonas on “Mr. Sunshine” Photo: ABC Imagine a bizarro Nick Jonas: While he is still a wildly successful musician, he is now an egomaniacal jerk. During Wednesday night’s (February 16) episode of ABC’s “Mr. Sunshine,” Jonas played Eli Cutler, a singing sensation who — in addition to being a jelly-bean-eating “rock star” that has his own Saturday morning cartoon and is capable of packing an entire arena to capacity with screaming tweens — lacks any real sense of human decency (which he credits to a “lethal combination” of poor parenting and being exceedingly wealthy). The day of Eli’s show at Sunshine Stadium caught Ben (Matthew Perry) in a bad spot as his staffers, who forgot it’s his 10-year-anniversary on the job, scramble to participate in a fake contest in order to win the affections of their boss Crystal (Allison Janney) — and a golf cart. With his employees preoccupied, Ben is left with the task of catering to Eli’s every demand, which includes everything from getting him the first season of “Brothers & Sisters” on DVD and attaining the number of a hot female fan (or, as he so delicately put it, “a spicy enough crab roll”). In the end we find out Eli is actually racked with insecurities about his music (despite having wonderfully lame pop titles like “Baby, My Baby,” “No Place Like School” and “Dance, Dance, Dance…Dance”), and Ben saves the day by assuring the celeb (who had earlier referred to Perry’s character as a chubbier Larry King) that he was actually good at his job — a gesture that prompts Eli to dedicate a song to “a guy that works here.” It’s always fun to watch celebrities poke fun at themselves, even if it is an extreme version of him or herself, and it seems like Jonas let himself get lost in the role. The 18-year-old talked to MTV News about the experience of playing the spoiled star, telling us it was “really fun to stretch my personality a bit.” Jonas, who went toe-to-toe comedically with Perry in every scene, said of the experience, “It was so cool to work with him and soak up as much as I could.” How very un-Eli of him. Did you watch Nick Jonas’ appearance on “Mr. Sunshine”? What did you think? Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Nick Jonas
‘It was really fun to stretch my personality a bit,’ Jonas Brother tells MTV News of playing a jerk on Wednesday’s episode. By Jocelyn Vena Nick Jonas Photo: MTV News Nick Jonas is probably one of the nicest guys in the music industry, but for his appearance on ABC’s ” Mr. Sunshine ” on Wednesday night (February 16), the pop star had to get his jerk on, playing the ultra-demanding rock star Eli, who gives Matthew Perry’s character a run for his money on the new sitcom. “It was really fun to stretch my personality a bit while doing the ‘Mr. Sunshine’ cameo. I was playing a jerk named Eli, and he’s kind of like a rock-star guy who pushes out a jerk attitude to compensate the fact that he’s really insecure about a lot of things — really similar to me, ” he joked to MTV News about the cameo. “And Matthew Perry’s obviously a legend. It was so cool to work with him and soak up as much as I could.” Jonas said he got the call from the TV star himself asking if he wanted to make a cameo on the show. Jonas said he is a big fan of the former “Friends” star. “I always watched it growing up when it was on, and I’ve got a lot of friends who are die-hard ‘Friends’ fans, but I did watch the show, and I’d have to say he was my favorite character on the show.” When asked what “Friends” character he always felt he related to most, the 18-year-old said he is the Chandler Bing of his circle of friends. “I would definitely be like him,” he said, before explaining that he hopes he’s a bit like Perry as well. “He’s the man. I would hope that I was like him. I mean, he’s very talented in real life and has so much to give.” Are you excited for Nick’s “Mr. Sunshine” cameo? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Nick Jonas Related Artists Nick Jonas & The Administration
