Modern Family was the big winner at last night’s Primetime Emmy Awards , dominating the comedy categories for the second year in a row. While we agree that the coconuts on Sofia Vergara ‘s chest are truly award-worthy, we extend one hand in congratulations to Kate Winslet , who won for Best Actress in a Mini-Series for the fantastically nude Mildred Pierce , and Martin Scorcese, who won Outstanding Direction in a Drama Series for the also nude-heavy Boardwalk Empire . More Emmy nudes after the jump!
The 2011 Primetime Emmy Awards kept things modern Sunday night. It was a good sign how the evening would turn out when the first two trophies of the event, live from L.A.’s Nokia Theatre, went to TV spouses Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell for their outstanding supporting roles on Modern Family . The ABC comedy went on to take home awards for directing and writing as well, before being named Outstanding Comedy at the end of the broadcast. Who else won this year? Find out in this full list of winners from the 2011 Emmy Awards, which includes some predictable results, but also some surprises: TOP SHOWS Comedy Series: Modern Family Drama Series: Mad Men ACTING Lead Actor, Drama: Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights Lead Actress, Drama: Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife Lead Actor, Comedy: Jim Parsons, Big Bang Theory Lead Actress, Comedy: Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly Supporting Actor, Comedy: Ty Burrell, Modern Family Supporting Actress, Comedy: Julie Bowen, Modern Family Supporting Actor, Drama: Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones Supporting Actress, Drama: Margo Martindale, Justified Lead Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Barry Pepper, The Kennedys Lead Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Guy Pearce, Mildred Pierce Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey DIRECTING Directing, Comedy: Michael Alan Spiller, Modern Family Directing, Drama Series: Martin Scorsese, Boardwalk Empire Directing, Variety, Music or Comedy Series: Don Roy King, Saturday Night Live Directing, Miniseries, Movie or Dramatic Special: Brian Percival, Downton Abbey WRITING Writing, Comedy: Steve Levitan & Jeffrey Richman, Modern Family Writing, Drama: Jason Katims, Friday Night Lights Writing, Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Writing, Miniseries, Movie or Special: Julian Fellowes, Downton Abbey Movie or Miniseries: Downton Abbey Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Reality Competition: The Amazing Race
Forget the trades, Chloe Moretz is taking on the task of announcing all new projects herself. Less than a month after informing the world via her Twitter that she would be guest starring on 30 Rock , Moretz is now getting excited for her new project with two of young Hollywood’s hottest stars — Elle Fanning and Hailee Steinfeld. What could it be? Charlie’s Angels: The Beginning ? The Sex & The City Prequel ? Tell us Chloe!
For all those wondering just when the gorgeous and enigmatic Paula Patton would land her first leading role, wonder no more. The talented actress is heading up the cast of Jumping the Broom , playing a pretty and wealthy young Manhattanite marrying the man on her dreams — but not getting along with his mother. Drama!
So to speak, anyway. The star of Flipping Out will entertain a new venture for his business in tonight’s episode. Elsewhere on the tube, Melissa Joan Hart tries on a bad boy, America’s Got Talent progresses, and we revisit Julie Bowen’s finest ’90s hour.
Also today in Hollywood Ink: Thomas Jane and Jeremy Piven get their thriller on… Julie Bowen takes in a big-screen double feature… and Dean Koontz’s dog is coming soon to a theater (or maybe a DVD is likelier) near you.
George Lopez aired this picture of Julie Bowen from Modern Family breast feeding her twins….because he is a cable show and I guess they are allowed to get away with that kind of thing…despite seeing two leeches sucking the life out of a breast being disgusting to me….but for some reason thought to be beautiful to mom’s around the world cuz nurturing alien looking things after bringing them to the world is something they think is so fucking amazing despite almost every pussy having a window of opportunity where they are capabale of doing the same fucking thing, It’s like being so proud of your shit that you out of the toilet and dry it out and show it to your neighbors cuz you’re proud, because we all have the fucking capacity to do the shit, some of us ust don’t choose to do it….so there’s no need to fucking brag…. It’s like making babies makes fucking egos…like they think cuz they care so much about it, the rest of the world will, and really I have no problem with a bitch showing off tit under any context or circustance…and that’s part of the reason I take every opportunity I get to watch girls who breast feed in public with deep fucking interest….like enough interest to make them feel uncomfortable when they notice me staring at them, which opens the window for me to say something like “this is such a beautiful sight, it represents life, you are so lucky to be able to do this, it is like your calling in life as a mother” and they usually smile and let me watch til they finish.
Julie Bowen, a woman I had never heard of until a week ago because I don’t watch TV, has been confusing me the last week by wearing her bikini on the beach and forcing me to post on her. I don’t find her hot, I don’t find her interesting, and now she’s doing the stupidest activity you can possibly do on the beach, but I feel obligated to put these because a woman in a bikini, no matter how old or disgusting is still a woman in a bikini and that’s always something semi-interesting even if it really isn’t…. I am actually pretty bitter about bikinis today, I read somewhere that it is spring break, which means that somewhere college kids are waking up and puking in the pool, only to head back to their hotel room later today to fuck multiple drunk chicks in bikinis, cuz everyone’s horny on spring break and I’m not…. Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer
Here is some middle-aged pussy on the beach in Hawaii becuase they are shooting her TV show there and her ass looks pretty fucking weird in this weird bikini. I don’t have anything more to say about this because it is Friday, no one is reading the site and no one really cares about this this bitch…or her weird ass in a weird bikini. But she made up for it with her tits… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Bauer
Earlier today I had pictures of Julie Bowen , the mom from the show Modern Family , in her bathing suit so it would only be fair to have a few shots of her TV daughter doing the same thing. Here’s Sarah Hyland in her sweet tiger print swimsuit looking hot while playing in the surf. I know her character is like fourteen years old, but before everyone starts thinking I’m some sort of prevert, yes prevert is worse than a pervert, I looked it up and she’s nineteen so just drop it. That being said… Call me.
