Mariah Carey just got totally owned. By a coyote in a leotard. On the heels of her humiliating New Year's Eve performance , Carey has heard it from nearly every corner of the Internet. The trolls are out on force , although it's hard to blame them when you click on the link above and see the sort of ridiculous “performance” this legendary artist put on last Saturday night. Due to technical difficulties, she was unable lip sync a handful of her classic tracks, eventually giving up and talking mostly jibberish to the crowd in an attempt to stall and/or distract. Carey's team then tried to blame the show's producers for setting her up to fail. It's been a pretty terrible few days for Carey, and it was only made worse this week when the mascot for the San Antonio Spurs used a break in the action to walk out to center court. He was dressed in a similar outfit as the one Mariah donned in Times Square and he started to “sing” the smash hit “Emotion,” only for his microphone to suddenly go out. This made him very confused and annoyed. It also made us laugh very hard. See the Mariah mockery for yourself below and then sound off: Is this fair or foul? Has Carey suffered enough for her snafu? Should folks just let it go? Or does the diva deserve all of this embarrassment for how little effort she clearly puts in for her live performances?
If you've been having trouble following the timeline of the divorce between Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin, you're not alone. And if you're still not sure what exactly happened to inspire them to split, well, welcome to the club. We've heard that Kailyn cheated, that Javi cheated, that she got plastic surgery that changed her on the inside as well as on the outside. We've heard that Javi was too controlling, that their relationship was too damaged after her miscarriage to be saved. We've heard that the marriage was over last December, before Javi was even deployed, or that they still might get back together, even now. Basically, it's been such a huge, dramatic mess, and that's the only thing we know for sure. But now that Teen Mom 2 is airing its new season, we're finally able to see some of what actually went down. Get psyched! In this teaser for next week's episode, Kailyn and Javi discuss his homecoming — he was still deployed at this point, but says he'll be home “next month,” so this was probably filmed in June. After their conversation, MTV producers have a series of questions for Kailyn. And though it was back in May that she announced their divorce, it sounds like their marriage isn't over yet:
Well, it looks like there may be a ray of hope for troubled Teen Mom 2 tandem Javi Marroquin and Kailyn Lowry, after all. Just last month we reported that Javi is dating Cassie Bucka , who confirmed their romance on social media in early December. That marked the first time that either he or Kailyn made it Instagram official with a new boo since calling it quits on their marriage. Now, Javi is confirming to Radar Online that he and Cassie have broken up , and fans are already speculating about why he ended the relationship. They think – or hope – that he did so because he wants Kailyn. “She’s amazing, but Cassie has been really hurt in the past so it’s hard for her to not think that she’ll be hurt again,” Marroquin told the site. With surprising candor, he admits, “I don’t think she was ready” and said that for Cassie, “everything [came] at her at once.” Javi seems resigned to the fact that the relationship was doomed from the start, but he also appears to regret that it came to an end so suddenly: “She’s an amazing girl though and if she ever does allow someone to love her that’ll be a lucky guy,” Marroquin said. “I hope it’ll be me, but not right now I guess.” “It just sucks cause [Javi and Kailyn’s son] Lincoln was starting to open up to her and asked about her,” he shared. “But I’ll take the bullet on that one.” That’s fair. It was a romance that felt like it got very serious very fast, and Javi’s life is nothing if not complicated, even if he liked Cassie. So why do fans think he’s gunning to win Kailyn – who said so many negative things about their marriage in her new memoir – back? Well, as far as we can tell, the speculation is based on a single tweet that the U.S. Air Force member posted, reading: “I know that I control my thoughts and I should stop reminiscing.” It’s not much of a clue, if you’re looking for hard evidence but it’s enough to give Kailyn-Javi ‘shippers a shred of hope. Every time there’s any sort of possible development in Kailyn or Javi’s life, fans rush to assume that it’s an all-telling sign. Either that the beloved former couple is throwing shade at one another, or in this case, on the road to reconciliation. And of course, it’s possible that these two are actually still pining for each other – but we have our doubts at this point. If Javi really is angling to win his baby mama, he may have to fight an uphill battle after the events of recent months. Or years, if we’re being honest. Kailyn has seemed less than pleased with her ex of late and publicly threw shade when he posted photos of himself canoodling with Cassie: “Remember guys, you have to blast your new relationship all over social media or it ain’t real,” Lowry tweeted, adding: “How many f–ks does Kail give tonight? Zero.” Sounds like Javi might want to keep his distance for a while, no matter what he’s hoping to accomplish over the long haul. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin Divorce: A Timeline of Destruction
Well, it looks like there may be a ray of hope for troubled Teen Mom 2 tandem Javi Marroquin and Kailyn Lowry, after all. Just last month we reported that Javi is dating Cassie Bucka , who confirmed their romance on social media in early December. That marked the first time that either he or Kailyn made it Instagram official with a new boo since calling it quits on their marriage. Now, Javi is confirming to Radar Online that he and Cassie have broken up , and fans are already speculating about why he ended the relationship. They think – or hope – that he did so because he wants Kailyn. “She’s amazing, but Cassie has been really hurt in the past so it’s hard for her to not think that she’ll be hurt again,” Marroquin told the site. With surprising candor, he admits, “I don’t think she was ready” and said that for Cassie, “everything [came] at her at once.” Javi seems resigned to the fact that the relationship was doomed from the start, but he also appears to regret that it came to an end so suddenly: “She’s an amazing girl though and if she ever does allow someone to love her that’ll be a lucky guy,” Marroquin said. “I hope it’ll be me, but not right now I guess.” “It just sucks cause [Javi and Kailyn’s son] Lincoln was starting to open up to her and asked about her,” he shared. “But I’ll take the bullet on that one.” That’s fair. It was a romance that felt like it got very serious very fast, and Javi’s life is nothing if not complicated, even if he liked Cassie. So why do fans think he’s gunning to win Kailyn – who said so many negative things about their marriage in her new memoir – back? Well, as far as we can tell, the speculation is based on a single tweet that the U.S. Air Force member posted, reading: “I know that I control my thoughts and I should stop reminiscing.” It’s not much of a clue, if you’re looking for hard evidence but it’s enough to give Kailyn-Javi ‘shippers a shred of hope. Every time there’s any sort of possible development in Kailyn or Javi’s life, fans rush to assume that it’s an all-telling sign. Either that the beloved former couple is throwing shade at one another, or in this case, on the road to reconciliation. And of course, it’s possible that these two are actually still pining for each other – but we have our doubts at this point. If Javi really is angling to win his baby mama, he may have to fight an uphill battle after the events of recent months. Or years, if we’re being honest. Kailyn has seemed less than pleased with her ex of late and publicly threw shade when he posted photos of himself canoodling with Cassie: “Remember guys, you have to blast your new relationship all over social media or it ain’t real,” Lowry tweeted, adding: “How many f–ks does Kail give tonight? Zero.” Sounds like Javi might want to keep his distance for a while, no matter what he’s hoping to accomplish over the long haul. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin Divorce: A Timeline of Destruction
Break out the violins, people! The following famous couples gave their relationships a good run. But they simply could not make them work in the end. Which split took you by the greatest surprise? 1. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris SO SAD! Sources say the romance between the singer and DJ simply fizzled out and they split up in the spring of 2016. 2. Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin seemed happy together… sometimes. But the Teen Mom confirmed their split on social media in early 2016. 3. Leah Messer and T.R. Dues Another Teen Mom tragedy. These two were only together for a few months. But it still hurts. 4. Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman After four years of marriage and two kids together, Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman went their separate ways. 5. Rose McGowan and Davey Detail Rose McGowan filed for divorce from Davey Detail. The couple had been married for about two years. 6. Lea Michele and Matthew Paetz Michele moved on to Paetz a couple years after Cory Monteith passed away. After splitting from him, she started dating Robert Buckley in the spring. View Slideshow
It's not exactly a secret that Kailyn Lowry has been having a tough year. Or a tough couple of years. Really, poor ol' girl's just had a tough life, but we don't have time to go through all that sadness right now. So let's just focus on 2016 and how it sincerely tried to destroy her. At the beginning of the year, and all throughout the year, we're sure, Kailyn was reeling after suffering a miscarriage . The miscarriage, she's said, contributed to to her divorce from husband Javi Marroquin , and that's the thing that's really thrown her for a loop for the past several months. She's been consistently making cryptic, worrisome posts on her various social media accounts, she's gotten what seems like a significant amount of plastic surgery , she's declared that she'll never get married again. Kailyn has also made statements that made it seem like her time with Teen Mom 2 is drawing to a close . But, thank goodness, that time is not now. Our girl here is back for the new season of the show, the one that premieres on Monday night, and we have a new clip from the first episode. In this clip, Kailyn is dealing with what she calls a “quarter life crisis.” See the dramatic footage below:
It's not exactly a secret that Kailyn Lowry has been having a tough year. Or a tough couple of years. Really, poor ol' girl's just had a tough life, but we don't have time to go through all that sadness right now. So let's just focus on 2016 and how it sincerely tried to destroy her. At the beginning of the year, and all throughout the year, we're sure, Kailyn was reeling after suffering a miscarriage . The miscarriage, she's said, contributed to to her divorce from husband Javi Marroquin , and that's the thing that's really thrown her for a loop for the past several months. She's been consistently making cryptic, worrisome posts on her various social media accounts, she's gotten what seems like a significant amount of plastic surgery , she's declared that she'll never get married again. Kailyn has also made statements that made it seem like her time with Teen Mom 2 is drawing to a close . But, thank goodness, that time is not now. Our girl here is back for the new season of the show, the one that premieres on Monday night, and we have a new clip from the first episode. In this clip, Kailyn is dealing with what she calls a “quarter life crisis.” See the dramatic footage below:
Javi Marroquin and Cassie Bucka are relationship goals, right? Well, relationship goals when you’re affiliated with a little show called Teen Mom 2 , at any rate. Apparently, Javi and Cassie are getting so close that they can barely spend a minute — or a city … or state … or continent — apart. As it sounds like Javi and Kailyn have no plans on spending the holiday season together with their child, Javi’s got big plans. “I have to look at our custody agreement and see when I get Lincoln,” the always-quotable Javi told Radar Online . “But I’ll be going to Pennsylvania to spend it with my family whenever I have Lincoln.” As for Kailyn’s other child, Isaac, fathered by ex Jo Rivera, Marroquin said, “I’ll coordinate with Kail to be able to see Isaac to give him his present.” Pretty great of Javi to be such a consistent presence in Isaac’s life, right? Unfortunately, Javi’s new girlfriend is over in Japan for the holidays. This past weekend, Marroquin celebrated his 24th birthday in his home state of Pennsylvania, but Cassie Bucka was absent. About his holiday travel plans – and meeting up with his new girlfriend – Marroquin tweeted, “2017 is already looking great. Miami next month.” “Japan after that. Disney in the summer!” Some of his Twitter followers seemed to be under the impression, however, that things were moving way too fast between him and Cassie. Do they have a point? One fan wrote, “@KailLowry is it me? Or does @Javimarroquin9 seem very serious with someone he has allegedly been involved with just three weeks?” Javi, of course, clapped back. With his trademark attitude, he said: “Do you not have a job?! Damn it’s Monday, go get some coffee be happy with your own life and stop worrying about mine.” There’s really no arguing with that. For her part, Kailyn seems to be going the passive aggressive route – no surprise if you follow her or watch Teen Mom 2 online . One of her Twitter followers sent along a meme that read: “Boys in the club saying these hoes ain’t loyal, but they drunk and cheating on their GF with a girl who look like Rafiki from Lion King .” Naturally, Kailyn retweeted that dig at the father of her second child with several cry-laugh emojis and responded, “Basically.” If that’s the case, though, Lowry might be better off keeping her negative thoughts about her former spouse on the down low. If we’re to take what she said on Twitter on Monday, it sounds like she might be keeping some male company herself. She wrote, talking about doing laundry: “I thought when you get a man all their sweatpants & hoodies automatically become yours? No? Is that not how this works?” Is that the Teen Mom way of announcing that you’ve got a man, girl? Or is she lamenting that Javi took his own when he moved out? Does Kailyn Lowry have a new boyfriend that she’s keeping quiet about? Is Javi moving far too quickly with the new love in his life? Where’s this all going?! Discuss! View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life
In a recent interview following the Teen Mom OG reunion brawl, Farrah Abraham bafflingly went after Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska. Neither of whom are on that show. According to Farrah, both of the aforementioned Teen Mom 2 stars got pregnant a second time to boost their profiles and become more famous. Kailyn responded to the comment , pointing out that both she and Chelsea got pregnant with their second children when they were in their 20s. And in committed relationships … and already starring on a reality show. Of course, Farrah doesn’t “do” facts and logic, as we know. So instead of replying with a reasonable counter-argument, she called Kailyn a “puppet” of the company that produces Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 . In the early stages of the feud, Chelsea Houska, who is expecting her second child and first with Cole De Boer, remained silent. No longer. Last night, she acknowledged it for the first time, but in keeping with her reputation as the most emotionally stable mom in the franchise. Chelsea stopped short of fully jumping into the fray and indulging in some hardcore Farrah-bashing of her own. Asked on Twitter if she had seen what Abraham was saying in the wake of the reunion, Chelsea replied simply: “Kail just showed me hahaha.” Obviously, the laugh is in reference to the absurdity of Farrah, but its worth noting that Chelsea refrained from taking any real jabs of her own. Her father, Randy Houska, however? Farrah Abraham & Amber Portwood FIGHT at Teen Mom Reunion! WATCH NOW! Randy has a reputation for rushing to his daughter’s defense, and it seems her latest dust-up has definitely caught his attention. “#hilarious I wonder exactly which TM would do ANYTHING to be famous,” Randy tweeted yesterday. “Chelsea flies so far under the radar, @MTV forgets about her #teenmom2” Farrah’s been uncharacteristically quiet on social media the past 24 hours, perhaps finally sensing that she’s badly outnumbered and outwitted. Or maybe she’s just regrouping, brainstorming, and spending an entire day and a half composing the ultimate take-down tweet. We’re sure we’ll find out soon enough. Based on her recent descriptions of her co-stars as “stooges,” whom she’d like to “slug,” we’re guessing Farrah will be doubling down. Just a hunch. Call us crazy. Seriously, can you see her reversing her opinion of her co-stars any time soon and showing any sort of humility or apology? Farrah endorsed Donald Trump for president during the 2016 campaign, and it seems she’s taken a page from her political idol’s book. When it comes to social media beefs: Never surrender, no matter how insanely petty the feud, or how massive the waste of your time. The PEOTUS would be proud if he were to watch Teen Mom OG online and observe just how absurd a human being Farrah really is. Alas, he’s too busy watching SNL. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs Farrah’s co-star Maci Bookout also weighed in, briefly, following Kailyn Lowry’s rebuttal of Abraham, and is clearly on the same page. Kailyn wrote, “wondering why I’m being brought up in Farrah’s interviews… the rest of us support each other. Maybe she’s the problem.” Maci’s reply: “Common denominator.” Truth.
Teen Mom 2 star Javi Marroquin has confirmed that he and rumored girlfriend Cassie Bucka are indeed a thing. A thing of the romantic sort. His ex-wife Kailyn Lowry, as you might expect, reacted in VINTAGE Kailyn Lowry fashion, laying into him passive-aggressively on Twitter. Rumors of Javi dating Cassie Bucka first circulated mid-last week, but in blasting pictures to his social media accounts over the weekend? He’s left little room for interpretation. In addition to posting shots of himself with his new squeeze, Javi confirmed for the first time on social media that he and Kail are divorced. Officially. Legally. Finally. It. Is. Over. According to Javi, Kail actually filed for divorce before Javi left for deployment back in 2015; Lowry hinted as much on Twitter as well. As for her reaction to his new GF? You could’ve bet your life savings on it or set your watch to it: She didn’t name names, but Kailyn fired off a series of tweets that let her ex-husband know how she felt – and she doesn’t feel good. “Remember guys, you have to blast your brand new relationship all over social media or it ain’t real,” she said in a thinly-veiled shot. Kail later tweeted to one of Javi’s friends that Marroquin had an affair while they were married, a claim he has not responded to (yet). Lowry was miserable in her marriage to Javi, she said, though that’s not exactly a bombshell or something she’s kept secret whatsoever. Expect more details to play out on TV soon, though. Teen Mom 2 Season 8 Trailer: You Opened Your Legs to Some F–king Guy?! Although Javi and Kail were going through a divorce last season, you wouldn’t really know that if you just watch Teen Mom 2 online . They were clearly having problems, and serious ones, but there was still a lot left unanswered when it comes to the couple’s future. Season 8 (premiering January 2) will change that. Lowry’s divorce will be the main story line for the couple ; Teen Mom 2 ‘s official trailer (above) hints at some explosive Kavi confrontations. Javi confirmed as much, telling a fan that a lot has changed since this footage was shot, and he’s not looking forward to the season. Reliving that part of his life on MTV? Not a big fan. “I was in a dark place then and finally moved on,” Javi tweeted, noting, “and me and her are doing really well now so it’ll be rough.” At the reunion show, which has already taped even thought he premiere hasn’t aired, Kail revealed that she, too, is dating someone. In that sense, maybe her dig at Javi isn’t totally off base. She hasn’t revealed her new man’s identity or boasted about it on Instagram, so at least this isn’t a case of the pot shading the kettle. Still, you have to hope that if they really are doing well these days, they continue to communicate better and not resort to online trolling. Just some free advice from your fans at THG. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin Divorce: A Timeline of Destruction