Here’s one the nerds will love: The Big Bang Theory ‘s Kaley Cuoco looking red hot on the cover of Esquire Mexico . I’m sure you’re already lining up around the block for the issue to come out, but until then, here’s a bonus pic of Kaley that she posted on Twitter. I know she’s surrounded by pumpkins in it, and not Star Wars figurines, but you’ll make do. Just use your imagination. Related Articles: Kaley Cuoco Gets Kinda Hot For Hop Kaley Cuoco Bikini Twitter Pictures Kaley Cuoco Nude For Allure Magazine Kaley Cuoco Is Wonder Woman
I’d like to say that whenever I am feeling down and out with no where to go and nothing to do…with no sites to look up….and no videos to masturbate to….you know when all my facebook friends, twitter friends, instagram friends, AIM friends who I have never met in real life and who are not my actual friends but who I share my deep dark secrets with…are uninteresting, uninspiring, boring….I turn to Coco becuase I know she’ll consistently whore herself, post pics of herseelf whoring herself, and that it will entertain and make me laugh and feel warm and wholesome…grounded and appreciative of what I have….but I’d be lying…cuz Coco only comes to my mind when her bottom feeding, starved for attention, stripper trash is emailed to me….no matter how trashy, tacky or pathetic her pic may be… Here is something she posted to day…to impact your life in no way whatsoever…
Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.
You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”… True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing…. I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
They say this is a see through pic of Kaley Cuoco’s boob, posted on twitter, I say that anyone following Kaley Cuoco on twitter, probably sees boobs in everyday things all the time, it is something that comes with virginity and not having ever touched a boob, that makes all things that are attainable worth fucking….from ripe fruit to cold cuts…wet towels to couch cushions….because I’m looking at these pics of the hot girl amongst nerds…who is never hot cuz hot girls are too busy hanging with guys on steroids with tribal tattoos….and I don’t see shit….put your virgin loser nerd who lives at home with your mom playing RPG and other socially awkward games like finding the proton..glasses…and let me know if you do.
Kaley Cuoco is some awkward body who is pretty much past here prime, but when she was in her prime, she was so good she killed off John Ritter…now she plays the hot chick amongst the nerds, when everyone knows the hot chick amongst the nerds is just hot because of the company she keeps, and that real hot chicks are out rocking modeling contracts and fucking rich dudes….I guess that’s just TV’s realistic and believable lie….nerds don’t actually talk to girls…..you know all too much about that….but Maxim Australia decided she was worth doing a photoshoot with and since she’s a beacon of hope to all you virgin losers I figured her pics were worth posting…..
Were you looking for some pictures of a bikini clad hottie playing around with some body paint this morning? Of course you were. Here’s Kaley Cuoco and her weird looking friend hamming it up for the Twitter cameras. Her friend looks like a hipster version of Amy Winehouse, but not the Amy Winehouse we’ve come to know, the dead Amy Winehouse who’s come back as a zombie to do a little bikini boating with a crappy sitcom star. Enjoy.
If you were in the mood for some bikini pictures of a half assed sitcom star, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s Kaley Cuoco flashing her bikini body in some fancy Twitter pictures. I like it, she’s not making those weird faces she normally does and she’s got a cute little belly I wouldn’t mind chewing on for a few hours. Not bad at all. More please.
Pounding your stake, expanding your telescope, sharpening your fang, clamping your test tube…whatever metaphor you want to use, we have one question for you, and one question only: From ou r B-Cup Beauties division, Underworld ‘s Kate Beckinsale Vs. The Big Bang Theory ‘s Kaley Cuoco …who’s hotter? More after the jump!