For the first time in his Presidency, Barack Obama appeared on Ellen this week. But whatever… so did Mateo Beltran! This three-year old rose to viral fame this week after his mother filmed her toddler arguing with her over cupcakes . “Listen, Linda, Linda, honey!” Mateo kept saying to the camera, trying to talk his way into having dessert for dinner… to no avail. But Ellen finally provided the tyke with his beloved sweets, decorating the cupcakes with Batman and Superman decor, while also giving Mateo’s mother a spa weekend gift certificate. Oh, and $10,000. Ellen gave the family $10,000. 3-Year Appears on Ellen, Gets His Cupcakes Watch the appearance above and then relive this viral sensation below: Toddler Argues About Cupcakes Ellen, of course, has become famous for making dreams come true. And also for making us crack up. Relive some of her show’s best moments here: 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
Is Prince Charles NEVER going to get his day to rule? Sources tell the Globe that Queen Elizabeth is going to skip over her son and his wife Camilla entirely when she gives up the throne. They report coronation plans for Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton are already in motion, set to take place in June 2015. I’m not going to say I think Globe is totally making this up – in the world of the British royals almost nothing would surprise me – but they’re probably making this up. Passing over a legitimate heir for no actual reason is basically unheard of. Abdicating? Fine. But that would be up to Prince Charles and would probably cause a huge scandal. The royals will do ANYTHING to avoid a scandal. I think it’s more likely QEII will just REFUSE to die until after Prince Charles kicks it, so never does become king. Poor guy. Maybe Globe is just hoping everyone forgets this cover by June 2015 when no coronation happens? It’s not like the tabloids are known for their reliability. Check out these 24 hilariously untrue celebrity gossip magazine covers: 24 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story.
Say it ain’t so, Star Magazine! According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is “pulling the plug.” An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots.” She added: You would be nothing without me . OUCH! Harsh, but semi-true. In reality, none of them would be anything without the Kim Kardashian sex tape . The publication adds that Kim is now threatening to depart the program, while E! may not even be opposed to cancelation due to “sinking ratings” and “family strife.” The tabloid also claims that the alleged Bruce Jenner sex change ” is “turning off viewers,” which is just a hilarious sentence to write. 42 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. 4. Kardashians Split! Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 5. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 6. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 7. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. 8. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 9. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 10. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 11. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. 12. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 14. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 15. Kim Kardashian and her New Body Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. 16. Exposing the Kardashians Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 17. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 18. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 19. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. 20. Double Kardashian Divorce? We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 21. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 22. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 23. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. 24. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 26. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 27. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. 28. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 29. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 30. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 31. Khloe Kardashian: Done! Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. 32. Khloe Kardashian Cover Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 33. Kim Kardashian Weight Story Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 34. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 35. Kanye West Cheating Claim Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. 36. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 37. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 38. Scheming Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 39. Broke Kardashians? Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. 40. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 41. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 42. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. In February, chatter did spring up that Kim might quit the series (partly because Kanye West finds it tacky), but she took to her blog and assuaged viewers with the following post: “We are extremely proud of the show and all of us are staying on through at least season 10. The show remains to be my number 1 priority and it’s a big part of my life and I enjoy every moment of it.” And she has about 40 million reasons to stick around for awhile.
One is a self-involved blowhard who is surrounded by a team of Yes Men and who has a frightening grip on the country. And the other is Kim Jong-Un! In a hilarious billboard posted on Sunset strip in Hollywood, The Daily Mail is advertising for the online section of its newspaper by saying Kim Kardashian is “on the same page” as the murderous dictator of North Korea. We’re as critical of this Keeping Up with the Kardashians star as anyone, but not even THG would compare Kardashian to Kim Jong-Un… Pretty funny stuff, right? Still, we must ask: Who is a worse person, Kim Kardashian or Kim Jong-Un? Kim Jong-Un Kim Kardashian It’s a tie! View Poll »
Is it really that serious? Kim And Kanye To Make Wedding Guests Sign Confidentiality Agreements God bless the wedding guest who breaks their confidentiality agreement. Yeezus will be coming for you. According to Radar Online: The only cameras rolling or taking photos at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding will be their own, because as RadarOnline.com has learned, guests who attend the star-studded I Do’s will be forced to sign strict confidentiality agreements during which they’ll agree not to discuss any details of the nuptials with the media. What’s more, cell phones will be strictly banned and confiscated if discovered! The high-profile couple do not want a repeat of West’s marriage proposal to Kardashian, which was leaked online by YouTube co-founder, Chad Hurley. “Guests will have to go through extensive security, even most of Kim and Kanye’s celebrity friends,” a source said. “Mobile devices will be held at a secure location and if someone needs to use them during the festivities, accommodations will be made, but a long way away from the festivities. This is all designed to discourage guests from using their phones.” If someone violates terms of the contract, they will likely be sued, the insider added. Are the confidentiality agreements to stop people from talking about how ridiculously over-the-top the wedding is? KimYe was also spotted on a mid-day movie date earlier today and Kim had her bangin’ post baby bawwwdy on full display in a curve-hugging red mini dress. Needless to say, she DEFINITELY wasn’t dressed for an afternoon matinee. Peep those pics on the flip.
Gary With Da Tea is reporting Kim Kardashian disrespected Kanye West with a very revealing Instagram photo. Listen to Gary’s Tea to find out the details of the picture she posted…
As an official celebrity blogger, I’m pretty sure I’m contractually obligated to do at least one post on Kim Kardashian every few months, so here you guys go. But at least she makes it easier on me by showing up places dropping this much cleavage. So as much as I can’t stand Kim, I’ve still got to give her that. She’s not totally worthless. What can I say? I guess I must be in a good mood this morning. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
Over the past few months, both of Scott Disick’s parents have passed away. And, according to the latest issue of Life & Style, these tragedies have inspired Disick and Kourtney Kardashian to “make the ultimate commitment.” They are getting married! In Mexico! Without any family members around. 12 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Makes Us Wonder If They’re in Love Open Slideshow 1. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Picture Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian look totally thrilled to be together in this photo, don’t they? Is the couple ever happy? View As List 1. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Picture Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian look totally thrilled to be together in this photo, don’t they? Is the couple ever happy? 2. Scott and Kourtney Pic Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian navigate their way around Los Angeles in this photograph. 3. Kourtney Disses Scott! Scott Disick tried to propose, according to this tabloid cover. But he was dissed by Kourtney Kardashian! 4. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian on Halloween Scott Disick dresses here as Robin and Kourtney Kardashian also gets into the Halloween spirit. Like their outfits? 5. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Pic We can’t make fun of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick for this fact: they are parents of a baby girl! She was born on 7/8/12. 6. Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and Mason Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and Mason go for a walk. How cute! 7. Kourtney, Scott, Mason We admit it: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick made a cute kid together. But the actual couple still makes us sick. 8. Kourt and Scott Picture Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have been relatively quiet for awhile now. No drama equals good news! 9. Fighting Over Mason! Oh, no! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are fighting over their child. Poor, poor Mason. 10. The Disicks Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have created a very cute son named Mason. But the family would be a lot cuter if cameras didn’t follow them around everywhere. 11. Douche in NYC Ready for Scott Disick, reality show viewers? He and Kourtney Kardashian are moving there for their E! spin-off series in 2011. 12. What, Us Worry? Life is good for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in this picture. That’s because someone else is looking after their kid. Indeed, the tabloid alleges that Scott and Kourtney will go in the opposite direction of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West , as they prepare to exchange vows far away from cameras and many loved ones. The tabloid writes that this couple is “planning to get hitched at their friend Joe Francis’ exclusive five-star residence in Punta Mita,” in a relatively small scale ceremony some time soon. Moreover, Kourtney and Scott both held “bachelor and bachelorette parties” in New York City last month, despite not a single paparazzo capturing any of it on videotape. Kim Kardashian is reportedly peeved that her sister is stealing her “wedding thunder,” but we have it on good authority that she can take a deep breath. Gossip Cop reports that no stag parties of any kind have taken place and that Kourtney and Scott remain in the same place now as they have been for years: Unmarried, the parents of two cute kids, and seemingly not very happy together.
