Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG’s Caption Contest! Today’s image comes from last Friday’s episode of Kris Jenner’s talk show, when Kanye West revealed the first EVER North West photo . Aww! Yes, the spawn of ‘Ye and Kim Kardashian is a real cutie, but this picture offers limitless potential. What do you think would be a great caption for it? Just leave comment(s) with your best caption(s) for North West’s long-awaited public debut below! Go to it! A winner will be announced Friday . Good luck …
Lamar, just come clean. Lamar Odom To Release Statement Admitting Drug Problem Releasing a statement about his alleged drug problem is one thing…..we just hope he really does get help. According to Radar Online NBA star Lamar Odom is expected to imminently release a statement and confirm he has an addiction to prescription drug medication — Oxycontin and Ambien — as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported. Multiple sources familiar with the situation told Radar that Lamar, 33, has had a drug problem for the past two years and even went to rehab last August under pressure from the Kardashian clan. Lamar is expected to release a statement admitting his addiction to the prescription meds, confirming Radar’s bombshell report. Khloe Kardashian‘s hubby left rehab after about three weeks and was clean for last season with the Los Angeles Clippers, according to reports. But the two-time championship sixth man allegedly returned to hardcore recreational drug use, it’s claimed, around the same time he was linked to two extramarital affairs. Media reports of Lamar smoking rocks are false. “Lamar’s vice has been Oxycontin,” a source told Radar. Lamar has wasted no time blaming the Kardashian clan for leaking his drug problems to the media. Hit the flip to read just what he really thinks of his extended family. Twitter
This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated. Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months. On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta. Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe’s yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone. Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG’s recap! Keeping Up With the Kardashians Clip – Cooking Placenta Kim Kardashian, according to this week’s script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes. Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she’d eat it too. Heck, she’d even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100 . The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100 . It really bothered Kim that they weren’t more open to the idea and where she’s coming from, so the producers decided to teach them a lesson. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian would henceforth order a random woman’s placenta online, cook it, and serve it to their family, unbeknownst to them. Minus 1,000 because that is flat-out gross. Plus 1,000 for the fact that the Kardashians would actually agree to put this over-the-top plot line on TV. To eat your own placenta? A personal choice. To make your family eat that unsuspectingly? Pretty shady stuff, even if we are ALL FOR Kris Jenner getting punked at every possible instant. Kris, Bruce and Jonathan Cheban were predictably appalled when they learned what had just been served to them. Plus 100 for no one hurling. Of course, it was obviously not placenta, which you couldn’t buy online (or if you could, these two could not or would not do so). It was just brisket. Minus 1,100 for that ridiculously concocted charade. Keeping Up With the Kardashians Clip – Scott Freaks Out Keeping Up With the Kardashians Clip – Bruce is Pissed! Elsewhere, Bruce became upset that Jimmy Fallon was constantly ragging on him … which he shouldn’t be surprised by, as he is married to Kris Jenner. But Plus 100 because we do feel bad for the guy. Also, Rob Kardashian was the subject of concern after Khloe pretended to just happen upon a huge bag of candy wrappers he threw in the trash. People try to help Rob find a hobby or something to make him happy, so naturally we soon learn that he likes doing wood carvings with a chainsaw. Minus 1,100 for more contrived nonsense. He starts making “art” in Khloe and Lamar’s backyard, and when it gets to be too much for the duo, Khloe sends him over to Kourtney and Scott’s house. Needless to say, they pretend to be upset, or like they don’t know what to do about it, and then pretend they can’t treat “fragile” Rob like an adult. EPISODE TOTAL: -2,000! SEASON TOTAL: -7,440!
Lamar Odom has reportedly gone missing, and given the rumors that have surfaced in the last 48 hours, those close to the NBA star are fearing the worst. The 33-year-old husband of Khloe Kardashian vanished a few days ago, after she threw him out of the house. No one has had contact with him since. While the Khloe Kardashian divorce rumors have escalated for weeks, they centered around his alleged cheating. But that apparently isn’t all. We’ve since learned that his marriage to Khloe was likely in worse shape than previously imagined – due to Lamar Odom’s crack cocaine addiction . A staged intervention this week failed, at which point Khloe kicked him out. No one on her side or Lamar’s side of the family has seen him in 72 hours. Their concern? He is in the midst of a drug binge. The NBA star has battled addiction for at least two years now; Odom strongly resisted rehab prior to the 2012-13 season, but did eventually go. He bailed after three weeks, but managed to stay clean and play well for the L.A. Clippers. Once the NBA season ended, though, he went off the rails. His drug addiction is said to be the core reason why his marriage to Khloe has fallen apart, although she thinks the cheating rumors are true as well. To reiterate, it is not clear where Lamar is. No one knows if he is doing drugs or not. But family and friends (and obviously his wife) are very concerned . Hopefully, Khloe Kardashian or someone in either of their families can establish his whereabouts, make sure he’s alright and get him the help he needs.
You failed the lie detector test… dude it’s a wrap. Model Fails Lie Detector Test Over Paternity According to Radar Online Michael Girgenti claims he could be the baby daddy of Kourtney Kardashian‘s son, Mason, but in a video clip obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, a lie detector test reveals that Michael never even slept with Kourtney! In a taped segment for The Trisha Goddard Show set to air on September 17, the host subjected Michael to a bevy of questions regarding his relationship with Kourtney and paternity of the boy she had with long-time boyfriend Scott Disick. Even though a DNA test recently revealed that Scott is in fact the father of Mason, Michael told Radar he plans to move forward with the paternity lawsuit he filed because he feels the DNA test Kourtney and Scott did “could have been fixed.” Michael requested a paternity test after claiming he’d slept with the Kardashian mother-of-two in March 2009 — nine months before Mason was born. But a lie detector test Michael did on Trisha’s show proves otherwise. “Michael, we asked you, are you telling the truth about having sexual intercourse with Kourtney. You said yes,” Trisha says during the dramatic reveal. “The polygraph determined that Michael was not being truthful,” the man who gave the test says. Not only did a DNA test conclude that Michael is not the father, but now a lie detector test given by the NBC show seems to prove he never even slept with Kourtney! “She was a wonderful lover and very beautiful. We didn’t use any protection — she didn’t ask me about it, and I was too caught up in the moment to think about it,” Michael told Star magazine in an exclusive interview about his relationship with Kourtney. “After the news broke last August that she was pregnant and I did the math, I started to think, ‘That kid could very well be mine.’ I’ve sent Kourtney emails over the winter, saying we need to talk about it — but she hasn’t replied. Now it’s to the point where I flat out just need to know if that’s my son. “In the end, it’s all about doing right by the boy — and I would be the best father I could be if he really were mine.” Somebody needs to get a life.
Hoes will be hoes. Kanye West Allegedly Cheating on Kim Kardashian We all know about the rumors of Kanye cheating with that Canadian model turning out to be bullisht. However, Kris Humphries’ ex-boo Myla took to Twitter to put Kanye on blast for allegedly still cheating on Kimmy Cakes with a girl in New York. These desert thirsty hoes stay wanting attention. Do you think she’s telling the truth or is she just a bitter bird? Wenn
Kanye doesn’t seem too thrilled about fatherhood…. Kanye Talks About Kim Kardashian And North West Via US Magazine reports: The softer side of Kanye. The first preview clips of Kanye West’s sit-down interview with his de facto mother-in-law Kris Jenner have arrived — and in the rapper’s Kris appearance, he gets personal and emotional about girlfriend Kim Kardashian and North, their two-month-old baby daughter. Defending his still-surprising romance with the reality star, the hip-hop star, 36, tells Jenner: “I could have people say, ‘This is going to damage your credibility as an artist or designer.’ And i say, you know, i don’t care, I love this woman.” Of increased attention from the media and photographers, West reasons: “I love this person. She’s worth it to me.” Remembering the recent death of his grandfather Portwood Williams, Sr., West says “his whole thing was about joy, having joy in his life. [Kim is] my joy. She brought my new joy into the world.” In another moment from the chat, West admits that the 2007 death of his mother, Donda West, hit him hard. “There were times [after her death], I would put my life at risk. I didn’t have something to live for. Now I have two very special people to live for, a whole family to live for, a whole world to live for.” Continue reading →
It’s been the pressing question on the minds of celebrity gossip followers everywhere: When will we see the Kim Kardashian baby photos ? And it was finally answered this morning in a most unusual way: Not on a tabloid cover, not in an Instagram posting, not in the pages of Vogue… but on an episode of Kris that will air this Friday. Yes, Kanye West taped an installment of his baby mama mama’s talk show this morning and audience members have confirmed that the first-ever picture of North West flashed on screen at one point. “They didn’t even tell us Kanye was coming on until we were on the set,” someone who was in the crowd tells E! News. “They only showed [North] for a second. They took everyone’s phones away so no one could snap a picture.” But insiders say the wildly anticipated photo will be shown for a far longer period of time during the actual episode. After all the secrecy and all the privacy, why reveal an image of his daughter now? Kanye ” talked to Kris for an hour,” said this same attendee. “He said he had decided he wanted to show the picture of North because they didn’t want to make money on the photo and he is fed up of paps following him around.” We hate to break it to the guy, but we somehow doubt they’ll suddenly stop. West reportedly also gushed over the “family environment” at home and how he leaves events early just to spend time with Kim, Nori and, yes, even Kris. Finally, Kanye told the audience that he’s been “so in love” with Kardashian for years. Just how in love? As the video below outlines, he even thought of becoming a professional athlete just to get her attention! Kanye West: I Almost Became an Athlete for Kim!
Kim Kardashian has once again been sighted with daughter North West. And this time she’s actually carrying the two-month old herself. For the second time in a few days, the reality star has made a public appearance with her new child, though for a very somber occasion in this instance: not long after being spotted at a Los Angeles medical clinic , Kim carried Nori to a funeral in Oklahoma City. Kim Kardashian Instagrams Selfie E! News has posted the photos of Kardashian paying respects to Kanye West’s grandfather on Saturday, with Kim decked out in an all-black ensemble and North covered in a dark green blanket. Neither Kardashian nor West spoke to the press following the event, and they returned to the West Coast soon afterwards. How do we know? Because Kim posted a Keek video of her and her man enjoying a ” regular family dinner ” with the likes of Drake and other big names last night. Which is pretty much like saying that the Kim Kardashian sex tape was just a regular weekly activity for this star and Ray J, but… actually, nevermind. It probably was.
It’s been a good month for Kylie Jenner. The reality star turned 16 on August 10. She then celebrated the occasion with family and friends at Nobu a couple days later. She also had her rear end kissed by Kim Kardashian on television last night, which followed yet ANOTHER huge birthday party in her honor on Saturday. Kylie Jenner Birthday Party Report This one took place at the the AT&T center in Los Angeles and included an Alice in Wonderland theme, along with an impressive guest list: Jaden Smith, Hailee Steinfeld, Tyga, Glee’s Naya Rivera and Hailey Baldwin were all in attendance. And so were Drake, Big Sean and The Weeknd, all of whom performed for guests. “DRAKE & BIG SEAN what?! Thank you guys so much xx,” Jenner Tweeted. “Thank u to everyone who came to my party and making my night so special…HAD THE BESTTT NIGHTTT.” Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were also there for their little sister, but Kim Kardashian was too busy trying losing baby weight and/or negotiationg a tabloid photo deal to stop by.
