Beloved fashion designer passed away at the age of 82 on November 18, and his most famous fans — Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, and more — shared fond memories of him on social media.
I don’t know why Kim Kardashian is still famous, when there’s hundreds of Instagram models out there who are way hotter and way less annoying, but I know some of you perverts still like this ex-porn star, so here’s her latest “photoshoot” next to a bathroom sink. Just look at how her disgusting fake booty takes up the whole countertop. I don’t get it, but enjoy, I guess.
Paper Magazine became relevant in the internet age – after being a successful magazine turned hipster fashion magazine turned struggling magazine – with a series of photos they did of Kim Kadashian’s fake ass balancing a champagne glass..you know the body dysmorphia, weird fucking porn chick that found commercial success as a virtual avon lady thanks to being early to the internet hustle…they called the series “breaking the internet’….because I guess Kim Kardashian’s ass, one we’ve seen many times before, even with dick inside it…balancing a champagne glass on her ass is what they consider breaking the internet…it may have been break the Paper Magazine servers big…their biggest traffic day ever maybe…but the internet? In a world that doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian…at least not on that level…I don’t really believe…so there were no repair men scrambling to fix the internet after those pics came out…maybe a few folding IKEA chairs broke in the process of the shoot but I can’t imagine much more… It’s one of those – If we say it broke the internet, people will think it’s breaking the internet, because people are dumb fucks…situation. Well, they’ve made a trend of it, a yearly tradition, like Christmas…and this year they featured Nicki Minaj having a threesome with herself on the cover… Photoshopped to look like she’s eating herself out… In what is not her actually eating herself out… And I can’t imagine people caring…I mean it’s Nicki Minaj…who fucking cares…but they will thanks to having nothing better to do ….you know with being the dumb fucks that they are… Magic wasn’t made, internets weren’t broken…the whole thing is actually pretty disgusting. Also, her audience is teen girls, tweens really, is this how we want to see pop stars that target our youth. Take her out back and shoot her… Here are the rest of the pics….of her in a narcissistic threesome with herself that people are hyping up…even though she’s some scam drama school girl manipulating everyone with fake ass and tits… The post Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jack Black heard about ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ lifting Led Zeppelin’s ‘Immigrant Song’ from ‘School of Rock,’ and he is PISSED — and ready to battle Chris Hemsworth over it.
Kylie Jenner was en route to Kim Kardashian’s baby shower when she Snapped a video of her driving — and revealed a gigantic diamond ring on a specific finger in the process.
Happy Birthday Dream Kardashian How ca-yute! Mama Blac Chyna shared pics and videos as she prepared for her youngest, adorable Kardashian seed’s birthday today! Dream’s parents have had QUITE the year, but it seems like it’s all smiles when is comes to their precious baby. Take a look at Dream’s lil mermaid outfit. Blac Chyna shared this clip of Dreamy as she got her makeup done today. She appears to be in the same place as Rob, Khloe and Kim. We wonder if they spoke about Chyna’s lawsuit against their mom. More after the flip. You will notice Dream’s outfit ad hair is the same is the separate posts. Maybe there’s hope for a future relationship between Chy and the the K-fam?
As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her first child. Or is that just what the lame-stream media wants you to believe? Strap on your tinfoil hat, cue the X-Files theme music, and pop some of those herbal boner pills Alex Jones sells on his show, because it’s loony conspiracy theory time, folks! Kylie has yet to confirm that she’s pregnant , but the consensus among fans has been that she’s simply waiting for the right time in order to ensure maximum publicity. (She is Kris Jenner’s daughter, after all.) But what if there’s a much simpler explanation? What if Kylie hasn’t confirmed that she’s pregnant because she’s not actually pregnant? We know. Your head is reeling, just like the first someone told you that Ted Cruz is both the Zodiac Killer and Lee Harvey Oswald, but hear us out. We’d like to begin by presenting to you Exhibit A: Kylie posted the above photo on Snapchat, with a caption that reads simply, “GIRLS TRIP!” It seems innocent enough–until you realize that the girls are headed straight to the town of Fake Pregnancysburg in the state of Scandals-vania! Please, look closely at the sundry snacks and assorted foodstuffs that Kylie and her compatriots are purchasing for their trip. We’ll just be over here pausing menacingly with our hands clasped behind our backs like Law & Order prosecutors. Notice anything unusual in the upper-right corner, near the Black and Mild flavored cigarillos? That’s right–tampons, an item that’s generally not purchased by pregnant women! Add that to the fact that Kylie wants us to believe she hasn’t gained an ounce in the past two months, and we think you’ll that agree there’s sufficient evidence that the young Ms. Jenner is not with child. You might be saying to yourself, “But she clearly stated she’s taking a trip with a group of her girlfriends. Maybe the tampons are for someone else.” Or maybe you’re thinking, “Well, or course Kylie doesn’t want to admit to gaining any weight. She is a member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, after all.” And maybe you have a point, skeptical hypothetical reader. But we say to you this: What’s more fun to believe: that Kylie is actually pregnant and just keeping an uncharacteristically low profile, or that this whole thing is an elaborate charade that’s soon to blow up in Kris Jenner’s face and bring the entire Kardashian empire crumbling down? We’re following the first rule of celebrity gossip here, folks: Drama is always more important than facts. And with that, we rest our case. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 49 Most OMFG Photos of All Time
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